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Corrupt A Wish

Last posted Oct 14, 2010 at 02:06PM EDT. Added Jun 24, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT
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You get your klondike bar but it is poisined

I wish I could

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But you can’t.

I wish Rafevl didn’t impersonate everybody.

Jun 24, 2010 at 07:08PM EDT
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Granted, he doesn’t impersonate everybody, just TORENOROSE.

I wish that a space elevator would be built, so humanity could roam the stars.

Jun 24, 2010 at 07:14PM EDT
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Then a Pyro would come along and spycheck you.

I wish I had a Time Machine.

Jun 24, 2010 at 07:19PM EDT
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It sends you back to 1885 and breaks.
I wish that we knew more about BioShock 4.

Jun 24, 2010 at 07:21PM EDT
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Then that would spoil the Suprise.

I wish Age of Empires 4 would come out soon.

Jun 24, 2010 at 07:23PM EDT
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Ok, but it’ll only come out on Game Boy Color.

I wish I could stay up late every night.

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But you can’t.

I wish Skies of Arcadia was more popular.

Jun 24, 2010 at 07:26PM EDT
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It’s a lie.

I wish I had a cat as happy as Happycat.

Jun 24, 2010 at 08:05PM EDT
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Ok, but he gets sexually molested and ends up in shock because of it.

I wish I had a puppy/

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Okay, but you’re an outcast now.

I wish I had a Crowbar that I could whack Aliens with.

Jun 24, 2010 at 08:19PM EDT
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Ok, but now you have no skin.
I wish that /b/ was good again.

Jun 24, 2010 at 08:23PM EDT
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Now it hurst for you too fart.

I wish I had a Fish.

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All fish died do to the oil spill.

I fish I had a wish.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:01PM EDT
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You fished out a shark alongside your wish.
I wish that Uncyclopedia had no n00bs.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:09PM EDT
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Granted, it only has regular noobs instead of n00bs.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of Bottlecaps.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:14PM EDT
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You suffocate in the mass of bottlecaps, though.

I wish 42 was recognised everywhere as the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:16PM EDT
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Granted, but then newfags ruin it.

I wish that I always had some epic background music playing around me.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:22PM EDT
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Ok, but the epic music is a mess of 8-bit chaos.
I wish that Fred Fuchs would make more games.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:24PM EDT
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Try this Abra. But, you’re now a ⑨-Ball.

I wish I could download a .rar File.

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you can, but the first one contains OVER 9000 viruses, and your computer asplode.

I wish… ……

…Good luck corrupting THAT.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:25PM EDT
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Okay, but that’s now corrupted.

I wish I had an awesome Bowtie.

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:26PM EDT
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Ok but on Friday your diagnosed with DIEEABEEETUS
I wish Half-life2 Episode 3 would have some information released :(

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You get to use kittens as weapons

I want the devil to explode

Jun 24, 2010 at 09:48PM EDT
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Okay, but all the other guns suck.

I wish I had an original Wish to write here.

Jun 24, 2010 at 10:11PM EDT
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Granted, then the next day you return only to find it’s now become the latest copypasta.
I wish I could fly.

Jun 24, 2010 at 10:49PM EDT
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Okay, but then everyone else gets an Anti-Aircraft gun and orders to shoot you down on sight.

I wish Demomen didn’t destroy my sentries all the time.

Jun 24, 2010 at 10:53PM EDT
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Your internet is now incredibly fast, The first email you get says you just lost the game.

I wish for a idea for a wish.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:27PM EDT
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But the idea you get for a wish is bad.

I wish I Spies didn’t backstab me while I’m sniping.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:33PM EDT
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Ok, but now you get backstabbed by medics.
I wish that Spies could backstab while invisible.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:39PM EDT
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Okay, but now all classes are invunerable to backstabbing.

I wish the SMG had less of a kickback when you fired it.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:40PM EDT
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Ok, but now you take damage while using it.
I wish headcrabs were less annoying.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:41PM EDT
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They come less but now they cause cancer

I wish I was dickbutt

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Okay, but dickbutt is now Vaginamouth.

I wish I could wish without it getting corrupted.

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You wish but it never gets achieved.

I wish for a lolipop

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:49PM EDT
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Okay, but it’s going to give you a heart attack.

I wish that I could get a pagebreak on this Thread.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:50PM EDT
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I wish for a 100 get.
And I still wish for chocolate cake.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:56PM EDT
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