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Corrupt A Wish

Last posted Oct 14, 2010 at 02:06PM EDT. Added Jun 24, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT
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I wish to take the pagebreak.
And I still wish for chocolate cake.

Jun 24, 2010 at 11:57PM EDT

It is full of blood

I wish lanthus would stop eatin catgirls

Last edited Jun 25, 2010 at 12:00AM EDT
Jun 24, 2010 at 11:59PM EDT

Okay, but now he’s going to eat Doggirls.

I wish that I will be the one to get the next pagebreak.

Last edited Jun 25, 2010 at 12:01AM EDT
Jun 25, 2010 at 12:01AM EDT

Ok, but then there’s a swarm of killer ninjas trying to take your head.
I wish that 4kids hadn’t of dubbed those animes.

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:02AM EDT

Okay, but now 4kids controls the Media.

I wish that more people played Advance Wars.

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:03AM EDT

They do but then they those interest.

I wish for trees

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:04AM EDT

Okay, but there are no more Bushes.

I wish people didn’t talk in leetspeak all the time online.

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:05AM EDT

01101111 01101011 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100001 01100100 (Ok, but they speak in binary instead.)
I wish that people delivered presents TO Santa.

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:06AM EDT

Okay, but now nobody delivers presents to YOU.

I wish I could own a Car.

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:07AM EDT

Behold Vlad I have bought you a car… oh wait it just broke

I wish for a bee attack.

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:13AM EDT

Behold ashbo12, I have brought you the bees-OH GOD NOT THE BEES!

I wish I could figure out if anybody has ever decided to go more like.

Jun 25, 2010 at 01:08AM EDT

You figured it out, but then you accidently it.

I wish I could shot web.

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:16AM EDT

Okay, but your internal organs come out with the web when you shoot it.
I wish you wouldn’t grant this wish.

Jun 25, 2010 at 07:49AM EDT

Granted, but the paradox makes YOUR head explode, not mine.

I wish that when I’m about to die, I get to jump up and punch a falling meteorite.

Jun 25, 2010 at 08:02AM EDT

Okay, but you’re now sailing on the Titanic.

I wish I could tell a cool story, bro.

Jun 25, 2010 at 12:08PM EDT

Cool story, bro.

I wish the people of the world would live together in harmony.

Jun 25, 2010 at 01:13PM EDT

Okay, but now you’re no stranger to love.

I wish Twilight would die in a fire.

Jun 25, 2010 at 01:15PM EDT

Okay, but now you can never know the question.

I wish U.N. Owen was her.

Jun 25, 2010 at 01:25PM EDT

Now she is, but no one knows her.
I really wish Wish would come true, because my pokemanz really need some health.

Jun 25, 2010 at 01:54PM EDT

It does but gary F***ing oak challenges you to a pokemon battle and you lose.

I wish for pickle and a nickel.

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:07PM EDT

Okay, but the pickle comes to life and your nickel leaves you for the big city.

I wish Robert Green had blocked that one ball at the World Cup.

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:08PM EDT

You get a nickel but it’s in your pickle
I wish I could witness the fight between weegee and a cheeseburger with fries and a baby.

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:09PM EDT

Your wish comes true but you get cancer

I wish for a dish

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:17PM EDT

It is 54 but you forgot how to eat

I wish I was 9

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:25PM EDT

Okay, but now you’re a moron.

I wish more people would get that joke.

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:26PM EDT

They get the joke

I wish for a magnet

Last edited Jun 25, 2010 at 02:40PM EDT
Jun 25, 2010 at 02:40PM EDT

Too bad you don’t know how they f#ckin’ work.

I wish there would be an original Wii Star Fox game.

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:42PM EDT

There will be, except it only uses motion controls and is terrible.

I wish that I could go into any TV show ever.

Jun 25, 2010 at 02:54PM EDT


The tv breaks

I wish for a cure for cancer

Jun 25, 2010 at 03:28PM EDT

Ok, but now everyone has AIDS.
I wish that dubtron had more commands.

Jun 25, 2010 at 03:33PM EDT

Granted, but only marimba can use them.

I wish that I owned every videogame ever.

Jun 25, 2010 at 03:37PM EDT

You own all video games then suddenly red ring of death.

I wish 4loop

Jun 25, 2010 at 03:39PM EDT

Ok, but you DIE!
I wish that MOTHER 3 was released in the US.

Jun 25, 2010 at 04:06PM EDT

Ok, but it’ll be translated by 4kids.

I wish I could live in the internet.

Jun 25, 2010 at 04:31PM EDT

ok,but youre trapped in the tf2 forums
i wish micheal jackson would of stopped at thriller

Jun 25, 2010 at 04:39PM EDT

ok but micheal jackson would stop at thriller making it unsafe again
i wish someone would somehow break this infinit loop
your move internet

Jun 25, 2010 at 04:52PM EDT

Okay, but the Internet doesn’t make a move forcing you to wait for all eternity.

I wish marimba didn’t flood #OMGKYM

Jun 25, 2010 at 05:27PM EDT

Yes, I force MJ to continue past where he was stopping to break the loop, but the Unviverse is cracked… the cracks are in TIME ITSELF.

I wish the world was safe tomorrow… I DUN WANNA DIE FROM CRACKS IN TIME!

Jun 25, 2010 at 05:28PM EDT

Okay, but you do.

I wish butterin yobread used proper capitalization.

Last edited Jun 26, 2010 at 12:55PM EDT
Jun 25, 2010 at 05:30PM EDT

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