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Corrupt A Wish

Last posted Oct 14, 2010 at 02:06PM EDT. Added Jun 24, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT
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Okay, but I get the Pagebreak for the third time in a row.

I wish Mima had more respect as a Touhou Character.

Jun 28, 2010 at 08:28PM EDT

Granted, but less people know about touhou.

I wish that tacos were even more delicious.

v(worth it)

Last edited Jun 28, 2010 at 08:56PM EDT
Jun 28, 2010 at 08:29PM EDT

You jizz yourself every-time you eat them…

I wish I my iPod was a robot!

Jun 28, 2010 at 08:38PM EDT

Okay, but you die in the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill.

I wish I had a Tank.

Jun 28, 2010 at 09:34PM EDT

Okay,but you have no idea how to operate a tank.
I wish i was a fish who could breath both water and oil.

Jun 28, 2010 at 09:47PM EDT

Okay, but now you’re a fish out of water.

I wish I knew how to operate a Tank.

Jun 28, 2010 at 09:54PM EDT

Okay, but now you don’t have a tank.

I wish that: The next sentence were true. And that the last sentence was false.

Jun 28, 2010 at 10:36PM EDT

Okay, you can also enjoy your Paradox.

I wish that my wish won’t get corrupted.

Jun 29, 2010 at 12:29AM EDT

But you are doing it on your nds lite.
I wish i could play Fallout 3

Jun 29, 2010 at 04:52AM EDT

ok but you must return to 2010 after that one year and you cant bear how shit the world you live in has become
i wish games like banjo-tootie and crash bandicoot were still being made

Jun 29, 2010 at 12:28PM EDT

They are still being made, but only in japan.

I wish I could sleep

Jun 29, 2010 at 12:30PM EDT

ok but now you are god and have unstoppable mind reading that makes you go crazy
i wish i was in an anime world

Jun 29, 2010 at 12:43PM EDT

Ok, but it’s drawn by a 7th grade manga freak.

I wish that Green Day would go back to making good music.

Jun 29, 2010 at 12:46PM EDT

ok but all there songs are about dancing
i wish stevie wonder would make a new album

Jun 29, 2010 at 01:20PM EDT

It is all covers of Jonas Brudders songs…

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive!

Jun 29, 2010 at 01:43PM EDT

Okay, but now you aren’t.

I wish I had a Tank and knew how to operate it.

Jun 29, 2010 at 01:48PM EDT

Okay. (Batteries not included)


Jun 29, 2010 at 01:57PM EDT

Okay, but now you need to go to a Hospital.

I wish I could see in 3D without having to wear 3D glasses.

Jun 29, 2010 at 02:02PM EDT

ok but you can only watch woody allen movies
i wish i still had my childhood innocence

Jun 29, 2010 at 02:09PM EDT

Okay, but then you go back to /b/ and lose it again.

I wish I could learn how to play the Violin.

Jun 29, 2010 at 02:44PM EDT

Okay, but you have no limbs.
I wish I knew whats for dinner.

Jun 29, 2010 at 02:56PM EDT

ok but what ever it is hurry up eating it,your ship sails in the morning
i wish i could know your memes

Jun 29, 2010 at 03:09PM EDT

Okay, but now you can’t know anything else.

I wish people would submit less junk memes to this site.

Jun 29, 2010 at 03:10PM EDT

Okay, but now they just submit junk.

I wishsiw I

Jun 29, 2010 at 03:26PM EDT

Okay, but they all get corrupted.

I wish that people would do more research on Memes before they submitted them.

Jun 29, 2010 at 03:47PM EDT

They do but their entry still sucks.

I wish I had something to do.

Jun 29, 2010 at 05:00PM EDT

Okay, but now you have to google 2204355.

I wish for Cake.

Jun 29, 2010 at 05:35PM EDT

Ok,but you can’t have it in the next game.
I wish I was a fish who can breath air,oil AND water.

Jun 29, 2010 at 05:46PM EDT

Okay, but you’re now on fire.

I wish I had a Tank, knew how to operate it, had ammo for it, and had enough oil to drive it coast to coast.

Jun 29, 2010 at 05:47PM EDT

Okay,but it is made out of the lie-cake.
I wish I was a fire proof fish,capable of breathing anything safely.

Jun 29, 2010 at 05:49PM EDT

Okay, but you accidentally swim into a pond of Hydrochloric Acid.

I wish I had a Tank, knew how to operate it, had ammo for it, had enough oil to drive it coast to coast, and it was made out of Metal.

Jun 29, 2010 at 05:52PM EDT

Ok but it is this kind of tank.

I wish I could remember how to eat again.

Jun 29, 2010 at 06:08PM EDT

ok but now it’s a spy.

I wish for the birds.

Jun 29, 2010 at 06:46PM EDT

Okay, but they aren’t singing.

I wish I could be as cool as Serious Cat.

Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 06:52PM EDT
Jun 29, 2010 at 06:49PM EDT

Ok, but you get frozen as well.
I wish that Aksys would translate Cave danmakus faster.

Jun 29, 2010 at 06:57PM EDT

Okay, but now nobody bothers to translate Touhou.

I wish I could make it through Touhou without using any continues.

Jun 29, 2010 at 06:59PM EDT

Ok but when you beat it you get a ending as disappointing as this

I wish the princess would stop getting kidnapped

Last edited Jun 29, 2010 at 07:18PM EDT
Jun 29, 2010 at 07:17PM EDT

Ok,but now Bowser is.
I wish I was a fish that could not be harmed in any way,shape or form.

Jun 29, 2010 at 07:23PM EDT

Ok but the fish lives FOREVER and it wants to die but it can’t.

I wish for doubles.

Jun 29, 2010 at 07:25PM EDT

Okay, but you get triples.

I wish I had a Snowspeeder.

Jun 29, 2010 at 07:31PM EDT

ok but its made of snow
i wish i could beat kuja in final fantasy IX

Jun 29, 2010 at 11:24PM EDT

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