I would proceed to pleasure myself with an orange peel.
I’d make your intimate places sting unpleasantly.
I would peel you and suck all of your juices out…. Would that pleasure an orange or hurt them? Ive always wondered that O_O
I’d jump out of bed. And run.
I’d chase them down and force upon them mighty buttseckz.
I’d watch in terror O.O …then get in line. >.<
YES!!!!!! I would pummel some Doc Oc ass.
I WOULD SCREAM IN TERROR SAYING I WAS JOKING, then run-away.
I’d laugh extremely monotonously while eating a cup full of frozen sanity halves on the back of an orangutang while riding down the streets of the internet.
Steal his Internetz
Fuck his ass.
Did you watch the vid? XD
Back when Eddie Murphey was funny.
I miss the old Eddie…
And I would watch Eddie Murphey with him.
Ay Moargun…….. AY MOARGUN!!!!!! You look mighty cute in that pokeball….. Now come on over here….. And fuck me up the ass.
straps on penis (again)
Why must I fuck everyone I wake up next to in the ass?
Cas it feels gooooooooood….. SPREADS ASSCHEEKS
I would beat them, tie them up, and sell them on the KYM store to the highest bidder :)
Buy her, lock her in a closet, and use her for special purposes. ( We talking about the Blonde or Mellow?)
Put on a belt, so she can’t get out of my pants.
Take off belt, let moargun out, have 3som.
I’d steal your food.
I’d futtbuck you and get my food back.
put ther shirt back on
Falcon punch your penis and tear it out…… And eat the bawlz because according to Mel Gibson the bawlz are the most healthy part of a pig to eat.
I would fead you cake until you got fat so the opposing team cant carry you off.
I wouldnt try to mount him/her but I would get wood.
Lets leave it there.
Ohoho! Nice plan there I tell you H’wut!
I would ask him to stop touching me there.
I would squeeze my butcheeks together and rip their dick off.
I’d not be in bed with him.
… This wouldn’t be the first time.
I’ll be like that
I’d be like, awwwww its a turtle :3
and then shit stomp him when hes not looking.
I’d get out of bed and walk away… o.o
I would hunt them down and shit stomp them as well. After all, nobody leaves me, or snitches.
Wake up and start shouting I AM ERROR! Until someone properly translates me/ fixes the batch file in my text documents
masturbate on him like an orangatang
…I’m allergic to furries.
I would hurdle two of every animal on earth and BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.
On an related note: This is getting a little bit too dirty…..
And I like it.
id fix gigios plumbing then ask him/her if anything else needs fixing…