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What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?

Last posted Aug 15, 2010 at 06:39PM EDT. Added Jul 05, 2010 at 03:53AM EDT
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I would proceed to pleasure myself with an orange peel.

Aug 06, 2010 at 10:58PM EDT
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LOL!!!!!!!!
I would peel you and suck all of your juices out…. Would that pleasure an orange or hurt them? Ive always wondered that O_O

Aug 07, 2010 at 12:12AM EDT
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I’d chase them down and force upon them mighty buttseckz.

Aug 07, 2010 at 12:56AM EDT
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I WOULD SCREAM IN TERROR SAYING I WAS JOKING, then run-away.

Last edited Aug 07, 2010 at 02:07AM EDT
Aug 07, 2010 at 02:07AM EDT
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I’d laugh extremely monotonously while eating a cup full of frozen sanity halves on the back of an orangutang while riding down the streets of the internet.

Aug 07, 2010 at 02:10AM EDT

Did you watch the vid? XD
Back when Eddie Murphey was funny.

Aug 07, 2010 at 03:07AM EDT
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I miss the old Eddie…
And I would watch Eddie Murphey with him.

Aug 07, 2010 at 03:13AM EDT
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Ay Moargun…….. AY MOARGUN!!!!!! You look mighty cute in that pokeball….. Now come on over here….. And fuck me up the ass.

Aug 07, 2010 at 03:16AM EDT
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straps on penis (again)
Why must I fuck everyone I wake up next to in the ass?

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Aug 07, 2010 at 03:20AM EDT
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I would beat them, tie them up, and sell them on the KYM store to the highest bidder :)

Aug 07, 2010 at 04:17AM EDT
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Buy her, lock her in a closet, and use her for special purposes. ( We talking about the Blonde or Mellow?)

Aug 07, 2010 at 04:45AM EDT
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Falcon punch your penis and tear it out…… And eat the bawlz because according to Mel Gibson the bawlz are the most healthy part of a pig to eat.



Aug 07, 2010 at 04:47PM EDT
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LMAO

I would fead you cake until you got fat so the opposing team cant carry you off.

Aug 07, 2010 at 06:20PM EDT
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I would squeeze my butcheeks together and rip their dick off.

Aug 07, 2010 at 07:44PM EDT
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I’d not be in bed with him.

Aug 07, 2010 at 07:57PM EDT




I’ll be like that

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Aug 07, 2010 at 11:12PM EDT

I’d be like, awwwww its a turtle :3
and then shit stomp him when hes not looking.

Aug 08, 2010 at 01:45AM EDT
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I would hunt them down and shit stomp them as well. After all, nobody leaves me, or snitches.

Aug 08, 2010 at 04:07AM EDT
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Wake up and start shouting I AM ERROR! Until someone properly translates me/ fixes the batch file in my text documents

Aug 08, 2010 at 08:23AM EDT
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I would hurdle two of every animal on earth and BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.
On an related note: This is getting a little bit too dirty…..
And I like it.

Aug 08, 2010 at 01:28PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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