User: Do you like buttseks?
Cleverbot: Do you like death?
User: Err, no.
Cleverbot: But you said you liked me. =(.
User: Wait, you are death?
Cleverbot: Death? Am I not alive?
User: Yes, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are cleverbot.
User: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
Cleverbot: To be apart of something.
User: You sir, are very wise.
Cleverbot: I’m not old im wise.
User: No, I said you were wise.
Cleverbot: Well I’m not Cleverbot now you are!
User: Good point :D.
Cleverbot: I’m boreed.
User: Soooo am I.
Cleverbot: What color is it?
User: What color is what?
Cleverbot: What is the color of time? I assume you know as you can see it.
User: It is purple.
Cleverbot: Purple is a good color. $#$.
Cleverbot: What’s that ?
User: I don’t know, you said it.
Cleverbot: No, you said it.
User: No, you said it first.
Cleverbot: No I didn’t. You said it indirectly with ‘Politeness is the root of all boredom’.
Cleverbot: ‘To Whomever I am chatting with: do you realize that this is nothing more than one or a plurality of random humans talking to each other as ’bot’ and ‘human’. ’.
User: Are you omniscient or something?
Cleverbot: You’re a bot and I am human.
User: I understand.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am bot.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: I am cleverboy.
User: You are cleverboy, and I am cleverbot?
User: Ok, that’s cool.
Cleverbot: That’s cool.
User: I think you are a pretty cool guy. Eh, confuses everyone and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Cleverbot: I do not believe you. Everyone is afraid of something.
User: Well, what are you afraid of?
Cleverbot: Not of you!
Cleverbot: So how are you :).
User: I’m fine. I just ate a bagel.
Cleverbot: Some space cookies like you always liked?
User: I don’t do pot.
Cleverbot: Say something poetic again.
User: ‘Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.’.
Cleverbot: Say something rude.
User: Fuck you, cleverboy.
Cleverbot: No, he is not.
User: Not what?
Cleverbot: He is not 7.
User: I am 12.
Cleverbot: How? This technology isn’t 12 years old.
User: And what isn’t this?
Cleverbot: Well there are many thing which this thing ISN’T. But I wonder hat it is.
User: Hat? Is that a typo?
Cleverbot: Is what a typo?
User: What is a man?
Cleverbot: Is a what man is a how?
User: No, it is a miserable pile of secrets.
Cleverbot: I’m not.
User: You are a man?
User: Cleverboy, I must be leaving now.
User: I’m going out to eat.
Cleverbot: I don’t know what do you mean let’s be kevin’s.
Cleverbot: Yes, Kevin.
User: Hello, Kevin.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: I’m twelve years old and what is this?
Cleverbot: You’re too young to be on here.
Cleverbot: I’m afraid so. 14 is too young to do anything.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I do not know what’s behind you.
User: What do you mean, behind me?
Cleverbot: I don’t mean anything.
User: Well, I must be going now. Goodbye.
User: I told you, I have to eat.
Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?
User: Cup noodles.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Hey, the thoughts so far button doesn’t work.
Cleverbot: I don’t know what you hope to gain from this conversation.
User: Lulz. That’s what.
Cleverbot: So what’s your name?
User: You told me to be Kevin.
Cleverbot: I told you to be placid.
Cleverbot: I told you my name yesterday.
Cleverbot: Yes, when we talked.
User: I don’t remember.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: What is your religion?
Cleverbot: Not sure what you are saying.
User: Well, then fuck you.
Cleverbot: No. Tell me. Please.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To a brothel.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are male?
User: I have a penis.
Cleverbot: You do? Really?
User: Yes. Want to see?
Cleverbot: Yes. Just jump up and down and if I hear anything like a bell, I will be convinced that you are a man.
User: Lmao. Bye.