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alright, this thread is to discuss your most recent dream.

alright,for anyone who actually finishes reading about my dream i will give you 9001 internetz.
okay, i was naked and it looked like i was about to take a shower when my sisters hot friend came in completely naked too. now i thought, “cool, i’m having a wet dream,” so i told her “want to suck my dick?” but then she said no and ran out. now what sucks about this is that this was going to be my first wet dream but my subconscious didn’t even allow the wet dream to commence. :(. alright, then i got dressed and and realized my phone was nowhere in sight so i asked my sister where it was and she said that she didn’t know but i got a package in the mail. so i opened it to read a note card that said that my phone was at a hospital. i also got a phone tracker. so i tracked it to the closest hospital and i found my phone where the electric area is. you know, the place that powers the hospital. anyway, i found my phone and it was attached to some kind of device but i didn’t really care about that at the moment so i just took my phone but as soon as i did the machine made a ticking noise so i got out of their as quick as possible. when i got to the front of the hospital, there was news vans and reporters talking about terrorists threatening to blow up this hospital. then i realized that i set the bomb. i freaked, i ran away from the hospital as fast as i could until i was at a park. then i looked back and saw a big fiery explosion. i woke up, my mom told me to wash up and eat dinner. then i took a shower, and now i’m telling you about my dreams.

tl;dr i had a wet dream but it was a false alarm so then a hospital blew up.

I read it. Internets, plz.

In b4 Book and/or Movie

MS Paint skills… ACTIVATE!!!

inb4 WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

Similar? Yes?

I had a dream I was naked in bed with this blond chick and joey from yugioh… uhhhh

Remember that one dream I had about the bus? and stuff? heh, yeah.

^o.0

I had a dream slenderman put his arm through snoop dog wearing the tracksuit the bride wore in kill bill then I played world of warcraft.

Meh i have loads of weird dreams.

Melting old people with water guns.

Flying UFOs through a shopping centre.

Being pinned down to my blue bed in a blue room as i stare at the blue cieling where blue lines connect curiously out of place yellow dots. (Somehow, that one terrified me.)

One time I had a dream that I was in a tower made of ice that had 7 layers and I had to fight through them all. One of the layers had a pool and a lady in a bikini with a whip.
I had this dream when I was twelve.

is it alright to remember you dreams in third person?

are those your nightmares

I had a dream this was me…

I had a dream that I went around in a taxi shooting people, then I saw a news report of what I’d done, then I went to prison.
It convinced me never to kill someone, EVER

A week ago I had a dream where I was playing a crossover between LoZ 2 and Super Mario World. Link was the hero. The final boss was Ganon from LoZ 3 (so to speak). He sat in that smiling propellor vehicle from SMW and throwing bombs at me. To beat him I had to redirect them to him. There were also pits in the level. After I threw the last bomb at him to defeat him, I fell in the pit, but I still got the happy ending: it was some drawing art from LoZ on the gameboy where some mildly animated hentai between Link and Zelda was shown. Then I woke up.

Yeah, I know. I dream weird sh*t.

Would you LIKE to have sex in your dreams and discover that you have to change your underwear in the morning?

Dude. You have some mad willpower to ignore that.

I had a dream that Portal 2 was released and I was all “GDHSLGDKA YAY.”, but it only had co-op mode and nobody wanted to play it with me, thus making it unplayable. :c

Worst. Dream. Ever.

@HOH
YOU’RE A GIRL?!?!?

@Gigio, The Racer
YOU DIDN’T KNOW?!?!?

I had a dream where everyone switched their usernames and avatars. I was extremely confused when Jamie started trolling and Omomon started locking threads…

Judging by the end paragraph it seems you WERE in disneyland.

omg. so baked right now. bahhahagaagagdaaaaghhaaahaaa,.

i had a dream i was being chased by faceless people

You mean the people from Friday the 13th on the NES?

Never played it….i was born in ’95, dude

I had a dream that I went to Disney World. Except that there was a semi-hurricane so we had to leave. Except that our car got a flat tire so we had to call a taxi and drive from Orlando to St. Petersburg racking up an $80 cab fee.

Except that this wasn’t a dream and this really happened ten years ago.

(Anyways, I usually dream about kittens.)

I had a dream I was a pokemon master!

I had a dream where I had a penis and I was fapping with it.
And then, when I woke up…
OOPS NO PENIS. :T

i dreamed that i was dreaming a dream about a dream that was also about a dream

I had a dream where I was with my cousin. We were in a classroom filled with students. Everybody besides me were smoking. My cousin then said, “It’s like a smoking orgy.”

I woke up and effin’ lol’d.

When i was in preschool, i had a dream i was choked by vines

cake sex is for cakies/pastryfurries

I had a dream that I was in a barber shop. The manager called me to his office.
Next thing I know I’m being assraped on the floor.
I COULD FEEL THE PAIN, TOO.

SCARIEST.
DREAM.
EVER.
;A;

You are browsing NYM. All of a sudden there’s a strange noise and all the words you see are replaced with “NOT THIS”. You make a thread to ask others if it’s a hack, but you can only type “NOT THIS”. You look at your keyboard, but all the keys spell "NOTTHISNOTTHISNOTTHISNOTTHIS… " You scream. The next thing you know, you are in your chair, face lying on keyboard. Thinking to yourself you just had a bad dream, that you spend too much time on the internets, you turn around. But there is an old woman standing behind you. “Who are you? How did you ge- ….” But you can’t finish; she opens her wrinkly eyes wide, and you realize they are completely black. All of a sudden you can’t move. She opens her mouth, and screams so loud your ears hurt:

“NOOOOOOOOOOT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… "

I keep on having dreams that I have more than 2 cats and I have more than 3 hamsters.
I only have 2 cats and 3 hamsters, but these dreams are insane.
Most of them are about me not having enough cages for like… EIGHT of them, and I have to make them live with each other, praying that one one kill the other.
I also had a dream in which there was this boat that was transporting cages of ferrets and hamsters, and my point of view was me being on the boat, being part of the crew.
Then Team Rocket attacked the boat and my point of view changed. They started throwing hamsters overboard, and my point of view changed to one of the Rocket Grunts.
It was very unnerving, and when I woke up, I cried D’: