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I know september is no fap month but what about the other months?

Any month can be a no fap month, although normally it's september, november, february, and july that are the bigger ones.

As I said before, No Fap September doesn't exist…

Fap only on Sundays.

^THIS.

and christmas

My rules to fapping:

1) Make sure your brother/sister/Nicaraguan laborer is in the room with you before you start.
2) NO EYE CONTACT AT ANY TIME! YOU MUST REMAIN AS IF YOU ARE OBLIVIOUS TO THEIR PRESENCE IN THE ROOM.
3) Asphyxiate = great!
4) Prosthetic arms are encouraged, especially if they belong to observing brother/sister. The labor worker typically cannot afford artificial limbs.
5) ???
6) Profit!

Fap only on holidays and see what happens to your life…

Fap X daily and 2X on Sundays (solve for Y)

@Otter

That would be dreadful, and horrible.

The worst thread I've seen on /b/ involved making beer from semen. Shit was not cash.

Therefore, a rule to fapping is:

34. Do not turn semen into alcohol.
35. Do not drink semen alcohol.
36. Do not think about semen alcohol.
37. Do not speak about semen alcohol.

Do NOT clean up the mess yourself. That's what women are for..

Puppies too.

Average thread on KYM, maybe a bit better.

You may only fap during christmas. And children under 10 have to be present.

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