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Last posted Jan 03, 2011 at 12:16AM EST. Added Jan 01, 2011 at 10:46PM EST
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So a friend of mine was told he should see the movie “Harold & Maude” (which, for those of you who have not seen it, is an awesome movie) and he said that IMDB said it was a movie about a teenage boy who wants to marry an 80-year-old woman. I assured him that the plot synopsis really falls short of selling what is an excellent movie, and it was like saying

“Lord of the Rings is a story about these midgets that go for a walk because they want to return some jewelry they stole.”

Anyway, in case you haven’t figured it out, I’m starting this thread to challenge people to come up with plot lame synopses of awesome movies/books/whatever.

Jan 01, 2011 at 10:46PM EST
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Dark knight.

Batman puts the joker in jail, very original.

Jan 01, 2011 at 10:50PM EST

Sweatie Killer wrote:

Dark knight.

Batman puts the joker in jail, very original.

Actually, for that one I was thinking something more like. “Story about a furry repeatedly harassed by an unfunny clown.”

Jan 01, 2011 at 10:54PM EST
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Raiders of the Lost Ark: This guy finds a really old box, only to have it stolen.

Jan 01, 2011 at 11:11PM EST
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Fight Club

The story of a guy who meets other guys and then learns the values of friendship and teamwork through wrestling.

Jan 01, 2011 at 11:20PM EST
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Brucker wrote:

Actually, for that one I was thinking something more like. “Story about a furry repeatedly harassed by an unfunny clown.”

the dark knight was good dont get me wrong, but the plots really predictable.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

A man born into his 80’s and gets younger, till hes jail bait and screws old ladys.

Jan 01, 2011 at 11:33PM EST

Amadeus: This guy talks for two and a half hours about why he doesn’t like Mozart.

Jan 01, 2011 at 11:45PM EST
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All Quiet on the Western Front: A German Soldier goes to France and gets shot while drawling.

Jan 01, 2011 at 11:51PM EST
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Joyeux Noel:

Germans, Frenchies, and English Men throw a Christmas party.

High School Musical:

Musical set in a high school that for some reason ignores every real life high school as a source of plot material.

Zombie Strippers:

Zombie strippers.

Jan 02, 2011 at 03:55AM EST
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V for Vendetta

Verbose vagabond ventures vengance.

Jan 02, 2011 at 07:14AM EST
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Harry potter: Some kids in school try to kill some evil wizard because the adults don’t give a fuck.

Jan 02, 2011 at 07:31AM EST

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World :
A self-centered hypocrite has to go on a killing spree in order to win the heart of a frigid, distant, whiny and bicurious multicolor-haired lady, disregarding the Chinese girl in love with him who is as hot as her.

Last edited Jan 02, 2011 at 09:05AM EST
Jan 02, 2011 at 09:03AM EST
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The NeverEnding Story

A boy reads a book and gets a flying hard-on

Jan 02, 2011 at 09:37AM EST
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Goldfinger:

Some woman turns gold, James Bond shoots some Asian guy out of an ejector seat, “No Mr Bond I expect you to die”, a fat guy with a top hat gets electrocuted at Fort Knox and another fat guy flies out of a plane.

Jan 02, 2011 at 10:06AM EST

The Waterboy

A scrub waterboy gets mad and decides to play good football.

Jan 02, 2011 at 10:08AM EST
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Inception:

They are dreaming about dreams in dreams in dreams so a man can see his children, but it might have been a dream.

Jan 02, 2011 at 12:10PM EST
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Team Fortress 2: You shoot other people, steal Briefcases, capture metal plates, engage in corporate sabotage and craft Hats.

Last edited Jan 02, 2011 at 02:36PM EST
Jan 02, 2011 at 02:29PM EST
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Vlad wrote:

Team Fortress 2: You shoot other people, steal Briefcases, capture metal plates, engage in corporate sabotage and craft Hats.

Don’t forget the SANDVICH!!

Halo: Interstellar racial profiling.
Gears of War: Same as Halo, except on one planet.
Final Fantasy 13: As in the words of Snow Villers, “We gotta save Cocoon!”
Zelda: Save the princess.
Wind Waker: Save the Princess except you’re on a boat!
Ratatouile: A rodent tries to be a chef.
Left 4 Dead: 4 people killing zombies.
Left 4 Dead 2: 4 people killing zombies IN LOUISIANA!

Jan 02, 2011 at 03:56PM EST
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Watchmen – Doctor Manhattan and Ozymandias set up us the bomb. K-K-K-K-KILLING SPREE!

Boondock Saints – Two guys pissed off at both Russians and Italians and decide to kill off a bunch of them. Hilarity and senior citizen rage ensue.

All Saints Day – Same exact plot; substitute Russians for Chinese.

American Psycho – You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Jan 02, 2011 at 04:09PM EST
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Interstella 5555:

Some dude kidnaps a band of aliens so he can make money off of them, and eventually another alien saves them. Also Daft Punk music plays.

Jan 02, 2011 at 05:44PM EST
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Aladdin: A terrorist goes on a quest to lose his virginity with the help from a monkey,a rug, and a blue jackass.

Jan 02, 2011 at 11:39PM EST
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The little mermaid: The pope gets a hard o- I mean some whore gives up her voice to grow legs and go do a prince. Which explains how they got a sequel.

Jan 03, 2011 at 12:16AM EST
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