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People keep TL;DRing your posts. What do?

Post longer posts. At least that's what I do.

Someone insults your music taste. WHAT DO?

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You are trapped in a room with Vladimir Putin, Macaulay Caulkin and rapturjesus. What do?

Drill for oil under the desert, there's bound to be some somewhere. Damn it BSOD, Y U change your post? Anyways what I do is I pull a Stalin and I turn everyone against Macaulay Caulkin first, then rapturjesus, and finally I take out Putin. Then I rule the Soviet Union Russia with an iron fist.

L’enfer est sur Terre et qui la gère ? Que fais-tu ?

Go to Google-Translate and translate this sentence.

You're hungry…What do?!

Locate Nearest Public Restroom Hand-Dryer, Push Button, Receive Bacon.
Tom Cruise Won't Come Out Of Closet. What Do?

Damn it BSOD, Y U change your post?

As soon as I posted I realized I had a better Wut-do than the one I had before

Tom Cruise Won’t Come Out Of Closet. What Do?

Get Peter Griffin to put on a thong and pull a sexy pose in front of him while icing his nipples. Should do the trick.

You switch bodies with your mother as if this were the plot of some Tween Disney Movie. What do?

Seduce my dad?
Oh, dirty me.

Driving in the middle of the desert when suddenly technicals surround your car. WAHT DO?

Show them that I have nothing of value. If they demand my fuel, tell them my ride runs on ethanol, and that it's highly unlikely their vehicles would run well on it.

I just returned. With all my distaste for Japan and ponies still intact. What do?

Not give a fuck.

TACO OUT OF F*CKIN NOWHERE! Wut do?

A challenger appears. What do?!

Ready You're Sword to Spam moves Battle.

Street fight with Guile.
Wut do?

Hell is on Earth and who manages? What are you doing?

anyways… SHORYUKEN!!!
Being a brony becomes mainstream. what do???/?

be neutral.

creeper blew up ur house. WHAT DO?

Repiar with

Minecraft Spiders waiting at you're door.
Wut do?

/give honeydew 46 1

held at gunpoint! waht do?

Krav Maga. Look it up.

I just referenced how badass Israelis are. What do?

don't give a shit.

long wall of text! WHAT DO?

Read it thoroughly, then post TL;DR just to anger its poster.

Out of nowhere, Delta Squad. What do?

(enters thread, looks around)

BUMP

yell FOR THE REPUBLIC!
You run out of water in the middle of no where?
What do?

drink your own piss.
you failed at failing, Wut do???

Win at wining.
A group of sonic fanboys make a moive staring there fan characters.
Wut Do?

Ignore it.

The year was 2029. You were taken by the US government and placed into some manner of underground, cryogenic stasis system called an "Ark". You, and the others in this Ark, were buried only moments before the impact of 99942 Apophis. Your Ark has just resurfaced, and you are the only survivor. You are equipped with only the Ark Suit on your back and your wits.

What do?

I make yet another stupid decision! WHAAAT DOOO!?

NOTHING!
somebody just got shot. no im serious. someone JUST got shot.

Disregard post for forgeting to say wut do.

Epuestria has the bomb.
Wut do?

GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

forget to say what do! what do?

Learn from my mistakes and remember to say it next time.

I'm the only one who watched the season finale of Burn Notice last night! What do?

Screw it and watch MLP:FIM.

I bumped the thread,
Wut Do?

Make a "Wat Do" scenario instead.

Somebody just punched you in the face over the Internet! Wat do?

Start an internet fight.

Stuck in a building while Sam Fisher is after you.
Wut di?

Think with portals.

A Scout captures the Intelligence. Wat do?

Nothing, he won't get past my sentry

You are a scout with the intelligence, you run directly into a well placed sentry.

Wat do?

Try to dodge it.
SOPA is passed; Wat do?

Cause the second American Revolution.
Necrons are descending upon your house. What do?

Kill it with fire!

Giygas is invading the planet. Wat do?

Where's Russell Casse when you need him?

You're driving along in Seacrest County, minding your own business. Unfortunately for you, you're driving a Subaru Impreza WRX STi. A group of racers approaches, challenging you to take them on.

If you accept, you become a Seacrest County Racer. You'll gain access to some of the most exclusive cars on the planet, and you'll get to drive them as hard as you like, whenever you like. However, you'll also be pursued by Seacrest County Speed Enforcement, who will use any means at their disposal to stop you and any other Racer that comes within their range.

If you report the racers, you may get out of here alive, but that mostly depends on how fast the SCPD shows up. The Racers may retaliate against you for calling them in, too. Some Racers are also known criminals, linked to various organized crime syndicates, out to bring the SCPD under their influence to take over the county.

If you just calmly tell them that you're not interested, they'll bring up the prospect of giving you access to the most powerful road legal vehicles on Earth. You may be able to convince them to leave you alone, but it will take some effort. They're also likely to show off the gadgets they've got crammed into their rides to make them faster, tougher and more agile.

What do?

Kill them and steal their rides.

warcraftnerd123 is back. Wat do?

Egg him on until he gets himself banned. That'll be fun.

Great. You chose to murder a group of Seacrest County Racers. Now both their buddies and the SCPD are on your ass. Nice work.

What do?

You kill them as well.

You find out that your genitalia have been removed in an operation mistake.

Wat do?

Not give a damn.

More murders. And some of them were police officers. Real nice work on that. Now you've got the military chasing you with attack helicopters. And as if that wasn't bad enough, one of the attack heli pilots is Captain Doug "D-Ray" Robinson.

What do?

Hit him with a stinger missile and call Solid Snake for backup via hind.

you are now responsible for the death of Captain Doug "D-Ray" Robinsons and is now carrying his dead body what do?

Warwolf Squadron proceeds to bomb me into the dirt to avenge D-Ray. I fail to escape their missiles in time, and am vaporized by several dozen exploding simultaneously.

Warwolf Squadron saves the day again! What do?

INVADE WITH THE DEATH BRIGADE!!!!

THE ANTI-SPIRAL IS ATTACKING ONCE AGAIN!! WAT DO? O3O

TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPSLOCK!!!11!1
No internet! What do?!

Become a Mythtern. Help blow stuff up for a living.

One moment, everything was normal. The next, you have no idea where you are.

You were sailing out near the Bermuda Triangle, and while nothing appeared to have changed at first, when you approached land, you saw yourself heading straight for Mute City.

Your first thought, having been a fan of F-Zero back in the day, was "How in the hell did I get to New York that fast?" But before you know it, you've been swept up into the F-Zero Grand Prix.

What do?

Two words:
Falcon
Punch.

Ran out of llamas. Wut do?

Get more of them!

Suddenly, Zombies! Wat do?!

(loads M110 with 20 round mag)

Come get some, zombie scum.

2014. Ciudad Juarez, Mexico.

You're leading a team of Green Berets into the city to help put down an insurgency that's danger close to US borders. You're equipped solely with armor, weapons and technologies available to the US Armed Forces at the time. You will have a small squad with you, and will receive a UAV Cypher for enhanced recon of the enemy.

Who you take with you into this mission, along with the weapons you equip them and yourself with, will have a huge effect on the outcome of the mission.

Your first assignment is to locate and eliminate three artillery positions, then reach and secure a strategic bridge in the area.

What do?