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Give me the money.
Robbery! What do?

Kung Fu all up in that ho.
THUNDERSTORM. Wat do?

Bring it to the haters.
Crysis 3! What Do?

Not Get!
Flying Fap! Wat Do?

Suck it!
Motorboating son of a b**ch! What Do?

Kill his mother!
Master Chief becomes gay! What do?

Lol! Can't do anything because the don't ask don't tell policy has been repealed for hundreds of years.
I am number four. What do?

Subtract you from existence!
Trolls are extinct! What do?

Celebrate!
Oil is free! What Do?

Sell it!
I came up with the most retarded idea of all time and is now hunted by the CIA! What do?

Move to Soviet Russia, there you hunt CIA!

Spork in my brain stem. Wat do?

Put a band-aid on it!

My house exploded. What do?

Dance in ashes!
Wake up to be a shemale! What do?

/d/

Stumble upon parents reenacting two girls one cup. Wat do?

Find the nearest corner, curl up into a fetal position, and cry!

I sawed off my foot. What do?

Use as lampstand!
I'm holding a fully loaded minigun? What do?

Make a smiley-face out of bullets in the nearest wall.

I just farted. What do?

Wipe that smile off your face with steelthread cloth!
Robbery in your bank while you're still withdrawing a hell load of cash. WHAT DO?!

Pull up a photo of Rebecca Black on my phone to scare the robbers away!

Helen Keller's zombie corpse is walking around in your house. What do?

Shove AA-12 up her @$$ and blow her guts out her mouth!
Saw Blue Waffle while eating a buffet. What do?

Go to lemon party while you continue eating!

Just got a phone call saying "7 days." WHAT DO?!

Say: "Oh hi, Sadako! How goes life?"
Oprah Winfrey pays you a visit to your house! What do?

Kick her in the balls!

You wake up in bed next to Justin Bieber. What do?

Go do it with Rebecca Black, then suicide.
No Me Gusta! What Do?

Start Me Gusta'ing.
Eat Frosted Cheerios. What do?

Burn your milk.
My milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard! What Do?

Damn right, mine are better than yours!

I don't get paid in gum. What do?

Go buy some gum.
Weegee staring at you! What Do?

Find the nearest Weegee to stare at the Weegee, resulting in an instant explosion of both Weegees.

You drop the soap in a prison! What do?

Tell the guards it's a bomb and that the guy who wish to molest you made it!
Nyan cat invades earth with a fleet of evil singing cats! What do?

TACNAYN ONLINE. You mad, Poptart Cat?
I forgot to ask a question! What Do?

Ask a question!

Just had Taco Bell, but now I want more. What do?

Eat more!
Your favourite character dies! What Do?

Revive him/her with Dragon Balls, Magical Contracts, trips to the Netherworld, Phoenix Downs, Arise, etc.
Internet connection is down! What do?

Nothing, how the hell would you even get this answer?

Gravity turned off. Wat do?

FLYYY!!1
Someone punched Captain Falcon! What Do?

He Falcon Punched a mirror!
KYM invaded by noobfags! What do?

Ban their a$$!
I died from planking! What Do?

Donate corpse to plank factory!
…
Too soon?
I made a inapropiate joke! What do?

Who gives? Stay dead, rest in pieces!
Your dad goes tranny. What do?!

Get a new daddy.
The Soviets ignored my question! What do?

Make them regret.
I Cool Story Bro'd a really cool story! What Do?
(BTW P0wnz0r, it's not too soon if I died. LOL.)

I was actually thinking about the related accident by the Australian fellow who died, but ok.

But you forgot to ask a question.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Whales grow feet! What Do?

Punch a whale in the face!

Sharks grow feet! What do?

Ditto.
Spamtrolls in the forums! What Do?

Kill with fire PIZZ!

Almost got bitten by Brown Recluse. WUT DO?

Let it bite you….just for kicks.
Go paintballing in 100 degree weather, have friend that pussies out of playing 'because it's too hot'. Wat do?

Pin him down and set him on fire.

I am acused of manslaughter trough burning! What do?

Freeze to death as much people as you've burned. That cancels out.
Xzibit! What Do?