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Last posted Aug 19, 2011 at 07:43PM EDT. Added Jun 11, 2011 at 11:08PM EDT
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A word from grand Tsar of Russia, RussianFedora.

Hello, Europe.

What has taken place over the last few months is not good at all, and Russia cannot apologize enough for these instances. Russia will not intervene on any other country for at least another turn, and will instead tend to itself, and Germany. More effort will be put into the growing of our colonies in the UAE, and we will give the citizens much better lives. This is the goal of Russia: To liberate nations from any misdeeds towards their citizens, and give them better lives. If we have to take the whole world, so be it. Do not underestimate our quest for peace, as sometimes peace can only be accomplished through war.

We have also changed our motto:

Maĭ spravedlivosti privesti nash putʹ.

May justice lead our way.

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:13AM EDT
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New Zealand is willing to trade crops with Germany, using Papa New Guinea as a agricultural exporter.
Edit: But this sadly cannot be a donation, as we are a small nation, and require the income.

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Jun 18, 2011 at 04:15AM EDT
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PHER wrote:

Blah blah blah blah… what counts is not the intentions, it’s the facts…
you’ve killed thousand of innocents, not only in Germany, but in my country, and the muslims all over the world, the OPEC, will hopefully do something about it… and the money you donated to Germany comes from the oil and wealth you’re stealing from the UAE

I captured the UAE for two reasons: 1: To give the citizens better lives. And 2: To gain money from the oil. You know why? So I can continue my quest for freedom and peace. The German strikes were a complete accident, and I would not have launched them if I had sent the PMs in time.

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:20AM EDT
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To gave citizens better lives? I removed the monarchy, created a demochratic government, invested in creating a system to grow vegetables not only for me, but for the neighboring countries… you came and killed thousands, that’s making people’s lifes better?
No one believes your lies right now… just say you wanted the oil. Plus, there are many oil producers not run by any player, instead you decided to kick me out of the game… WTF? don’t try to sell yourself as the savior of the world XD

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:43AM EDT
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Official statement from Uniten Northern Scandinavia

EVRYBODY DANCE NOW!

But other than that, We own Svalbard which has the famours grain storage. We own every single genetic variant of crop there is in existance. For trade purposes, we will clone and sell these seeds, and allow them to be sold across Europe.

In the mean time, we will send Large amounts of aid towards Germany.

Jun 18, 2011 at 05:46AM EDT
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Unofficial stement from The Low Lands

I’m going to keep roleplay to a minimum, as I actually should spend all of my time on studying, instead of playing mind-games. So if I send you a private message that may come over as a bit more ‘casual’ than before.. well, that’s because I don’t want to spend half an hour on sending you all (= mostly the EA) messages with well written and thought up ideologies, etc.
I hope you guys understand;

Also, as a reply to The United Northern Scandinavia;

Jun 18, 2011 at 06:14AM EDT

PHER wrote:

and if my turns were too long it’s because I was enjoying the game, just tell me and I have the ability to trim them, just elliminating me is way too much for a TL, DR

Yeah, sorry, but when it takes two hours to compose a turn, a wall of text is the last thing you want to come across, and since your nation was getting pummeled by Russia, I figured I could take a shortcut and just not post it. Remeber though that so long as you continue to send me PMs, you are still in the game. If you think your neighbors are sympathetic enough, take refuge there and push for military action to take back your homeland, or lead a rebel group against foreign occupation.

Also, @Hariama, I am convinced enough that you are not the same person as Finland due to the large spread between your PMs and your posting and PM style. If you are indeed cheating, then its a pretty convincing act, and I am 90% certain that cheating is not the case. Needless to say though, I will still required Finland to send me a PM explaining why he said that.

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:07AM EDT
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Official Statement from the USA:

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

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Jun 18, 2011 at 09:28AM EDT
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MKCyrax wrote:

Official statement from vietnam
we will support peace (if possible)

I thought John Liddell was Vietnam.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:17AM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

Belgium legalized pot.

Finland then claims that he did that, although none of his PMs (I re-read them) mention it, ever.

So either he slipped up by getting his actions on each account confused, or has a reasonable excuse (which I am waiting for) why he said that.

Woah, woah everybody calm down. I said I’m PLANNING to legalize pot, meaning you’ll see that when I PM you my turn for today. I am not Belgium’s alt, or anybody’s alt for that matter.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:29AM EDT
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PHER wrote:

To gave citizens better lives? I removed the monarchy, created a demochratic government, invested in creating a system to grow vegetables not only for me, but for the neighboring countries… you came and killed thousands, that’s making people’s lifes better?
No one believes your lies right now… just say you wanted the oil. Plus, there are many oil producers not run by any player, instead you decided to kick me out of the game… WTF? don’t try to sell yourself as the savior of the world XD

There seems to be a repetitive thing to your posts, that whenever I attempt to occupy a country, I automatically kill thousands. You know, those ships could have been directed at military bases or other things, such as defense systems. I did not give specific orders for targets, but that doesn’t mean I just assaulted downtown Dubai and killed millions. And I will give these citizens the absolute best lives possible, as I’m working on a new political system. Many, many things will be placed into effect just for the citizens and for the cities.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:37AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

There seems to be a repetitive thing to your posts, that whenever I attempt to occupy a country, I automatically kill thousands. You know, those ships could have been directed at military bases or other things, such as defense systems. I did not give specific orders for targets, but that doesn’t mean I just assaulted downtown Dubai and killed millions. And I will give these citizens the absolute best lives possible, as I’m working on a new political system. Many, many things will be placed into effect just for the citizens and for the cities.

You suck Russia.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:48AM EDT
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Fedora, even if you did try to attack a military facility, nukes have that odd tendancy to obliterate everything around them for a good few miles.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:51AM EDT
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I never launched nukes on the UAE >___<.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:52AM EDT
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Robin Longstride wrote:

I thought John Liddell was Vietnam.

John Linnel changed his name and his face.
go to you tube and watch Come To Daddy and…. automatically WIN

Jun 18, 2011 at 11:01AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Not if I drill and sell the oil.

headdesk

EDIT: The economy deosn’t work like that fedora…

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Jun 18, 2011 at 11:05AM EDT
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An official statement from Kanadia

Everyone calm the fuck down, no one is dead, it’s just a game.
Leave Hariama alone, it isn’t an alt account.
Even though his mistake was stupid, stop freaking out at RF.

Everyone grab a beer, and let’s party in Belgium.

Jun 18, 2011 at 11:11AM EDT
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An Official Statement from the Low Lands (formerly Belgium, Netherlands and Luxembourg)

I agree fully on this with Kanadia, you can all come by to drink some fine Belgian Ales if you want, or smoke some good weed, but not both at the same time, that’s bad m’kay.

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Jun 18, 2011 at 11:49AM EDT

I would now like to clarify that Spain, Portugal, France, Ireland, Iceland, Chile and the other succeeding countries will now be called the “Iberian Empire”

Jun 18, 2011 at 12:05PM EDT
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An official inquiry from the Greek government:

Did we win yet?

Thank you.

Jun 18, 2011 at 01:37PM EDT
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Official Statement of The Maronian People

Oh hai guys! looks like y’all are getting along quite good down there on Earth. We’ve just been building stuff up here on Mars and building a wonderful economy!

But anyway, we got shahizy to do up here so I’ll give you a shout later.

- President SMG

Jun 18, 2011 at 01:44PM EDT

SilverMonGoose wrote:

Official Statement of The Maronian People

Oh hai guys! looks like y’all are getting along quite good down there on Earth. We’ve just been building stuff up here on Mars and building a wonderful economy!

But anyway, we got shahizy to do up here so I’ll give you a shout later.

- President SMG

Thesaywhatwutnow; I thought you were dead! Kanadia should go check this out..

Jun 18, 2011 at 01:53PM EDT

SilverMonGoose wrote:

Official Statement of The Maronian People

Oh hai guys! looks like y’all are getting along quite good down there on Earth. We’ve just been building stuff up here on Mars and building a wonderful economy!

But anyway, we got shahizy to do up here so I’ll give you a shout later.

- President SMG

Official Message from Mexico
May we join your country?
-Omomon President of Mexico.

Jun 18, 2011 at 02:45PM EDT
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Vlad wrote:

Official Statement by the German Government

Donations of money directly to the German Economy and assistance in rebuilding our cities would be appreciated. The nations of Europe must stick together during these dark times.

Please note that Germany’s Capital has been temporarily relocated to Frankfurt until Berlin can recover from the recent attacks. We also concur with discouraging trade with Russia until all reparations are paid in full.

Oh, and we’re fine with Nuclear Weapons being disposed of in Antarctica.

Singapore intends to send doctors and health care personnel to the four afflicted German cities (Berlin, Munich, Hamburg, and Cologne) to assist in any way possible.

Jun 18, 2011 at 03:08PM EDT
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Official Statement from Egypt

Egypt does not support the proposed idea of detonating nuclear devices in Antarctica. This could have extremely serious environmental effects, and is just a quick fix to solve the nuclear problem. The disposal of nuclear weapons is meant to be a long, meticulous process, that does not include the detonation of every single one in an already unstable region of the world. We urge the rest of the world to side with reason, and not follow through with this plan.

Jun 18, 2011 at 03:40PM EDT
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Doc wrote:

Official Statement from Egypt

Egypt does not support the proposed idea of detonating nuclear devices in Antarctica. This could have extremely serious environmental effects, and is just a quick fix to solve the nuclear problem. The disposal of nuclear weapons is meant to be a long, meticulous process, that does not include the detonation of every single one in an already unstable region of the world. We urge the rest of the world to side with reason, and not follow through with this plan.

It was just a joke poking fun at Troll Face.

Jun 18, 2011 at 03:48PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

It was just a joke poking fun at Troll Face.

Unofficial Statement from Egypt

Ok, good.

Jun 18, 2011 at 03:54PM EDT
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I’m not usually one to step in on things like this, but I’m going to have to side with Doc here and urge you not to blow up Antactica. All of the world’s nuclear stockpile detonating at the same time is radioactive enough to make global fallout that would cause an exctintion event all on its own, but there is also the matter of freshwater, which Antarctica has plenty of, evaporating suddenly in this titanic blast of energy. This suddenly expanding high pressure system would create astromonically high winds in the southern hemisphere, ripping apart South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, and Argentina, and creating massive hurricanes/typhoons that would ricochet off the continents, possibly as far north as Great Britain. The water vapour would etch its way into the northern hemsphere, along with the ash, dust, and other debris that was kicked up in the explosion, causing temperatures to plummet and harvests to fail. Massive rainstroms would flood traditionally temperate zones, mudering millions unfortunate enough to be caught in the deluge.

IMO, a terrible way to end the game, but I’ve seen worse happen to earth, and if you wanna, then go for it.

Last edited Jun 18, 2011 at 03:59PM EDT
Jun 18, 2011 at 03:58PM EDT
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Although it would have been fun to nuke him……

Anyways, are you guys still angry about me breaking Germany?

Jun 18, 2011 at 03:58PM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

I’m not usually one to step in on things like this, but I’m going to have to side with Doc here and urge you not to blow up Antactica. All of the world’s nuclear stockpile detonating at the same time is radioactive enough to make global fallout that would cause an exctintion event all on its own, but there is also the matter of freshwater, which Antarctica has plenty of, evaporating suddenly in this titanic blast of energy. This suddenly expanding high pressure system would create astromonically high winds in the southern hemisphere, ripping apart South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, and Argentina, and creating massive hurricanes/typhoons that would ricochet off the continents, possibly as far north as Great Britain. The water vapour would etch its way into the northern hemsphere, along with the ash, dust, and other debris that was kicked up in the explosion, causing temperatures to plummet and harvests to fail. Massive rainstroms would flood traditionally temperate zones, mudering millions unfortunate enough to be caught in the deluge.

IMO, a terrible way to end the game, but I’ve seen worse happen to earth, and if you wanna, then go for it.

lol epic

just epic

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:01PM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

I’m not usually one to step in on things like this, but I’m going to have to side with Doc here and urge you not to blow up Antactica. All of the world’s nuclear stockpile detonating at the same time is radioactive enough to make global fallout that would cause an exctintion event all on its own, but there is also the matter of freshwater, which Antarctica has plenty of, evaporating suddenly in this titanic blast of energy. This suddenly expanding high pressure system would create astromonically high winds in the southern hemisphere, ripping apart South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, and Argentina, and creating massive hurricanes/typhoons that would ricochet off the continents, possibly as far north as Great Britain. The water vapour would etch its way into the northern hemsphere, along with the ash, dust, and other debris that was kicked up in the explosion, causing temperatures to plummet and harvests to fail. Massive rainstroms would flood traditionally temperate zones, mudering millions unfortunate enough to be caught in the deluge.

IMO, a terrible way to end the game, but I’ve seen worse happen to earth, and if you wanna, then go for it.

NOOO I have plans in 2040 to blow up the entire Earth! Lets wait for then!

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:07PM EDT
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@RussianFedora Well, as a representative of the EA I can say.. yeah, pretty much! However, as further expansion of the EA is underway, and modernization of countries east of Germany will allow it to prosper well beyond its original borders, I think everything will balance out.

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:11PM EDT

Dane wrote:

NOOO I have plans in 2040 to blow up the entire Earth! Lets wait for then!

Fucking hell, I knew you were up to something! What were you planning to do on the moon? Giant deathlaser? Like a deathstar? Shooting death? Out of a moon? Well?!

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:19PM EDT

@Brucker

I lol’ed

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:36PM EDT

@RussianFedora

I lol’ed again

Jun 18, 2011 at 04:37PM EDT

By the way, I’m still wondering..

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Jun 18, 2011 at 04:49PM EDT

Would it be cool if I start another game? It’ll have a twist.

Jun 18, 2011 at 05:02PM EDT
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@Frozenpwn, nah man, we’re all still alive and kickin’

Jun 18, 2011 at 05:22PM EDT

Lol it was just 4:20.

Anyway, no, the game isn’t over, calm down.

Jun 18, 2011 at 05:22PM EDT
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What on earth made you think it was over?

And uh, Vulcan, I have found that it is generally a very bad idea to run two of these on the same forum at once unless it was an entire forum dedicated to role play. Both games would always quickly disintigrate. I wouldn’t like it at all if you did.

Jun 18, 2011 at 05:33PM EDT
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An official message from Tsar of Russia, RussianFedora.

Today, me and the political and government bodies of Russia have decided to release the UAE from Russian power, and return it to the President. We found that it would be best for all nations involved in this invasion for us to release the UAE. Although, we have left one thing in: All of the public services (Public parks, Health care, Public memorials, etc.) Will stay in the UAE as a sign of continued respect for this nation.

-RussianFedora, grand Tsar of Russia.

Jun 18, 2011 at 05:40PM EDT
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An official message from Italy:

The president of Italy is throwing a party for all of the world leaders to enjoy. Everyone is invited except for RussianFedora, for obvious reasons.

There will be plenty of muffins and music.




Jun 18, 2011 at 06:24PM EDT
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Derpy Hooves wrote:

An official message from Italy:

The president of Italy is throwing a party for all of the world leaders to enjoy. Everyone is invited except for RussianFedora, for obvious reasons.

There will be plenty of muffins and music.




Sniff sniff I don’t care….

Sniff You’re probably all going to get assassinated anyway….

Jun 18, 2011 at 06:32PM EDT
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