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Last posted Aug 19, 2011 at 07:43PM EDT. Added Jun 11, 2011 at 11:08PM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

What on earth made you think it was over?

And uh, Vulcan, I have found that it is generally a very bad idea to run two of these on the same forum at once unless it was an entire forum dedicated to role play. Both games would always quickly disintigrate. I wouldn’t like it at all if you did.

Very well. I shall wait until this game ends. It should be interesting. I’m thinking about putting in a zombie element as a twist.

Jun 18, 2011 at 06:39PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Sniff sniff I don’t care….

Sniff You’re probably all going to get assassinated anyway….

This is why I never go to Parties involving multiple world leaders.

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Jun 18, 2011 at 06:39PM EDT
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Why, the assassination or the world leaders that weren’t invitied?

Jun 18, 2011 at 06:44PM EDT
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An official message from New Zealand

Kia ora, bro. Can I have 5 bucks for some fish & chips?

Jun 18, 2011 at 06:57PM EDT
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An official message from the UK
I am TOTALLY at Italiy’s kickass party. Muffins as high as the roof.

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:00PM EDT
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I’m going to assume that Italy has invited all the leaders of the world, and that RussianFedora is plotting to assassinate them all at the party as part of a secret plan between Italy and Russia, leaving them to duke it out as the last two powers who have not descended into anarchy. The stalemate continues!

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:10PM EDT
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An unofficial message from Russian Tsar, RussianFedora.

I’m having a party too….

I have Dr Pepper…..

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:11PM EDT
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An official message from Italy’s Kick-ass Party:

After we have Daft Punk perform live, we will play some more random songs and then have the following bands/artists play live:

Rise Against
Deadmau5
DJ Pon-3
Drowning Pool
and many more…




Jun 18, 2011 at 07:12PM EDT
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A message from RussianFedora’s party.

Well, you may have those bands but we have….

…..

…..

W-we have Dr Pepper….

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:19PM EDT
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An official message from the State of Israel (unofficially playing)
Anyone wanna come to the moon with me? I’m building a base there with SpaceX, and anyone is welcome to join in. This is genuine, not a troll. L’Chaim.

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:20PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

A message from RussianFedora’s party.

Well, you may have those bands but we have….

…..

…..

W-we have Dr Pepper….

A reply to RussianFedora’s party:

Dude, we been having Dr. Pepper. DrPepperfan is drinking some now.

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:21PM EDT
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A message from RussianFedora’s party.

We just got some Pepsi too….

And we found some cheetos in the fridge….

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:23PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

A message from RussianFedora’s party.

We just got some Pepsi too….

And we found some cheetos in the fridge….

Message from Italy’s Party:
Our party beats yours, as we have literally like every snack and drink known to man. And now I must cut this letter short as they are about to do some freestyling.

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:34PM EDT
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Israel:
Play nice, boys, we don’t want another nuclear war.

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:41PM EDT
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WELL FINE.

I’ll just stay in Russia and…..

Have a parade.

Yeah, that should show you!

There will be nukes, and tanks, and soldiers, and planes, and I’ll be there!

And I’ll be waving at all the citizens, and there will be cheering and marching bands!

A-and this song will be sung by the Russian National Chorus:




Jun 18, 2011 at 07:45PM EDT
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Official Statement of the Maronian People

Greetings! We have found a special kind of rock on Mars that disrupts the gravity field in any condition of Gravity in a close enclosure! (Like a house.) And we will be sending one down to Italy’s party in about 3…2…1…

Package lands right next to Italy’s house

Enjoy the anti gravity fun!

-President SMG

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:52PM EDT

SilverMonGoose wrote:

Official Statement of the Maronian People

Greetings! We have found a special kind of rock on Mars that disrupts the gravity field in any condition of Gravity in a close enclosure! (Like a house.) And we will be sending one down to Italy’s party in about 3…2…1…

Package lands right next to Italy’s house

Enjoy the anti gravity fun!

-President SMG

Do I get anything?

Jun 18, 2011 at 07:58PM EDT
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SilverMonGoose wrote:

Official Statement of the Maronian People

Greetings! We have found a special kind of rock on Mars that disrupts the gravity field in any condition of Gravity in a close enclosure! (Like a house.) And we will be sending one down to Italy’s party in about 3…2…1…

Package lands right next to Italy’s house

Enjoy the anti gravity fun!

-President SMG

Official Statement from the Kick-ass party of Italy which still beats RussianFedora’s parade:

We are enjoying the anti-gravity fun, especially since we’re now using the Prime Minister of Saudi Arabia’s passed out body as a volleyball since he got too drunk. XD

DJ Pon-3 is now performing during the anti-gravity fun. BEST. PARTY. EVER.




Jun 18, 2011 at 08:01PM EDT
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Offical statement from the UK

This Dr Pepper is really good!

Also, we have….certain plans for certain countries.

Jun 18, 2011 at 08:01PM EDT
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Derpy Hooves wrote:

Official Statement from the Kick-ass party of Italy which still beats RussianFedora’s parade:

We are enjoying the anti-gravity fun, especially since we’re now using the Prime Minister of Saudi Arabia’s passed out body as a volleyball since he got too drunk. XD

DJ Pon-3 is now performing during the anti-gravity fun. BEST. PARTY. EVER.




:(

Okay, I guess I’ll just go home…..

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Jun 18, 2011 at 08:02PM EDT
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Summer 2013

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North Africa – Green – Doc
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: High
Techs: Solar Power(developing)
Trade: USA, Norway, Singapore, Israel, Argentina, Spain
Embargo: Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Jordon, Palestine,

Sudan, Iran

-The nation changes its name to North Africa to reflect

its control over the mediteranean coast. The other

African states assume this means they have ambitions for

the rest of Africa, and many begin to mobilize their

forces.
-Each nation annexed thus far by Egypt has now become a

state, forming a sort of confederacy with much freedom

given to the management of each individual state.
-Western Sahara is annexed, as it was occupied by and

considered part of Morrocco.
-The capital is moved to Tunis, which is renamed

Intifadastan, meaning, “Place of the Uprising.”

Kanadia – Purple – Kalmo
Military: Average Trained
GDPpc: High
Techs: Hydroponics, Oxygen Drives (on hold)
Trade: Switzerland, USA

-Oxygen drives.
-Navy.
-Hydroponics. Finished.

Switzerland – Orange – Christopher the Pimp Abra
Military: Miniscule Invincible
GDPpc: High
Techs: Anti-Balistics, National Redoubt, Hydroponics,

Space Elevator (developing)

-Hydroponics research is finished, and the next project

is declared to be a space elevator. Extremely ambitious

for the tiny nation, this would connect Switzerland’s

highest mountain directly to an orbiting space station.
-Engineering universities and schools of science are

completely subsidized, making Switzerland a popular

choice for education-based immigration.

Russia – Turquiose – RussianFedora, Tsar of Fedoras
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Stealth Missiles, Carbon Fiber Armour

(developing), Nuclear Tanks (on hold), Strategic

Satelite Weaponry (on hold)
Trade: Kanadia

-The UAE is released from Russian control.
-The war with Germany is ended, and Russian armies

return home.
-LSD and marijuana are legalized with logical

restrictions in place.
-State funds go into the construction of public parks,

zoos, Chinese and EUropean border defenses, and

memorials dedicated to the tragic nuclear bombing of

Germany.
-Russia issues an official apology for the nuclear

destruction of major german cities. Russia also issues a

compensation fund to the German people to help rebuild.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:21PM EDT
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China – Red – Frozenpwn
Military: Massive Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Weaponized Energy Beams(developing)
Trade: Brazil, Venezuela

-More nuclear power plants are built, and uranium mining

increases.
-The war with India is officially declared over.
-Somehow, it is expected that a vast increase in

military spending will stimulate the civilian economy.

It doesn’t, but China’s continuing rapid modernization

does and, as predicted years earlier, they have

overtaken the United States in terms of production.
-Ati-spy rings are publicly announced to be set up,

somehwere.
-Defenses on ALL borders are strengthened, leading to

weaknesses all around.

Iberian Empire – Black – EP73
Military: Average Trained
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Laser Shields (developing)

-North Morocco is ceded to Egypt.
-Andorra is invaded and “colonized” by Team Musketeer, a

division of snipers.
-The invasion of Chile is going smoothly, and it is

expected that the nation will collapse by the end of the

year.
-The nation is renamed to “The Iberian Empire.”

Nepal – Rhododendron – desu
Military: None
GDPpc:
Techs:

-The Nepali government has successfully taken up refuge

in the USA.

UK – Pink – DrPepperfan
Military: Average Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs:

-Sudan is invaded, and massive amounts of paint are

being imported to the nation. Soldiers are being ordered

to paint the ground, streets, and buildings in a certian

pattern which, visible from space, depicts Ayumu “Osaka”

Kasuga, pivotal character from the manga/anime Azumanga

Daioh.
-Rush, a Canadian rock band, is kidnapped and also

locked away in London Tower to play songs such as 2112

for the Prime Minister. Civil rights activists would

complain, but they have resigned to the fact that the PM

is clearly insane and there is nothing that can be done

about it.

USA – Yellow – Dane
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Space Laser (developing)
Trade: China

-Apparently China, Kanadia, and the USA have joiend

together to colonize the moon and share technology gains

with eachother. However, neither of these nations has

recognized this agreement, and it falls through.

Vietnam – Maroon – Richard D. James
Military: Massive Draft
GDPpc: Lowest
Techs: Strategic Satelite Weaponry (developing)

-Bunkers and such are constructed along the northern

border.
-The homeless are pressed into the army.
-Cambodia is invaded and annexed.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:22PM EDT
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Scandinavia – Indigo – CjayS
Military: Small Professional
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Anti-Balistics, Green Energy, Undersea

Construction, Optics (developing)
Trade: Russia

-Denmark is quickly overrun and annexed, added to the

Scandinavian Union. Once more, due to cultural

similarities, there is not much of a fervent rebellious

group, and the nation is easily pacified under Norwegian

rule.
-The Swedish military is slowly integrated into the

Norwegian, and dangerous Swedish criminals are pressed

into the army into their own divisions.
-Along the Russian border and all throughout the

mountainous far northeast, defensive installments are

built.
-Aid donations are sent to Germany. Radiation cleanup

crews are also sent.
-Military aplications for new optical technology is

being developed.

New Zealand – Electric Lime – Josh
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Advanced Aircraft, cloning (developing)

-ANZAC is solidified into a single nation, with its

capital in Sydney. New Zealand still has significant

control, however, and the location of this capital is

purely symbolic.
-A compulsory draft has been put into place, raising the

military size.
-Cloning research is next on the list of things-to-do.

Germany – Dark Green – Vlad
Military: Big Specialist
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Advanced Tanks
Trade: Egypt, Norway

-Russian releif money has gone towards building

monuments to honor those who died fighting the "Russian

Monster."
-Static defenses have been built in the north and east

to halt any future Russian ambitions.
-Due to the Russian nuclear attacks and the following

devestation, the German nation has gone into an economic

depression.
-An attempt at “peacefull annexation” of Poland, Czech

Republic, and Slovakia has led to outright warfare. But

this did not last long, and despite Germany’s recent

hardships, the army is still strong, and managed to beat

each of these states except Poland, which only holds

onto a sliver of land.

South Africa – Purple – feenstyle
Military: Big Trained
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Missile Shield (developing)
Trade: Egypt, Brazil

-Namibia and Swaziland are invaded.
-ICBMs are being built, and the navy is increasing in

size.

Finland – Peach – Temperance
Military: Small Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Undersea Construction, Optical Camoflage

(developing)
Trade: Denmark, Belgium

-Aid is offered to the German cities affected by nuclear

attacks.
-The Baltic states and Belarus are invaded and

integrated. Finnish governors are put in place to subdue

help and control these nations.
-Marijuana is legalized, taxed, and heavily regulated.
-Hazard masks and medicine is distributed to hospitals

to counteract the radioactive fallout, but it was nto

significant enough to actually cause a nationwide

pandemic.
-Enlistment age has been lowered to 16.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:23PM EDT
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Singapore – Colourless! – Mr. Biscuits
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Cybernetics (developing)
Trade: Brazil, Madagascar, Malaysia

-Relief teams of highly skilled doctors are sent to

Germany, however, they do very little to aid the

victims, instead insisting that certain individuals with

strange cases of radiation poisoning come back to

Singapore with them.
-SingSong corporate headquarters is set up in Kuala

Lumpur, Malaysia.
-The Singapore government is dissipated, and merged with

the SingSong corporation. Essentially, the nation has

now become a monetary enterprise ruled over and

controlled entrely by the SingSong company.

Venezuela – Light Yellow – Nick Estbosco
Military: Massive Milita
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Green Energy (developing)
Trade: Cuba, Italy, Belgium

-The invasion of Columbia continues.
-Following a trend of other nations, Venezuela legalizes

marjuana and cocain.
-Prisoners across the nation are pressed into the

military, vastly increasing its numbers.

The Low Lands – Brown?? – Hariama
Military: Small Specialist
GDPpc: High
Techs: Cold Fusion (developing), Ion Shielding (on hold)
Trade: Finland, UK, Italy, Norway, Venezuela, India,

USA, Kanadia, South Africa, Namibia, Brazil, Argentina
Embargo: Congo

-Increasing efforts to control the Congo’s military and

veer towards peaceful annexation has led to deepening

resentment from the leader of this state, and an embargo

is in place.
-Coastal fortifications are being put into place.

Italy – Blue – Derpy Hooves
Military: Small Professional
GDPpc: Medium
Techs:
Trade: Egypt, UK, Finland, Belgium, Iberian Nation,

Germany, Norway, Venezuela

-A grand muffin party is organized in Rome, inviting all

the world leaders minus the Tsar of Russia.
-Iran is take over through coup and occupation.

La Plata – Baby Blue – Brandon Perez
Military: Small Trained
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Nationwide Nuclear Plants (building)
Trade: Egypt, Singapore, Chile, Paraguay, Mexico, Niger

-Uruguay agrees to merge their culturally similar nation

with Argentina under a coalition government. This new

nation is called “La Plata.”
-With access to uranium from Niger, nuclear power plants

are built in every major city. This massive

overproduction of energy is planned to be exported to

Brazil once the constructions are complete.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:23PM EDT
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Okay first of all, my sincerest apologies for being so late today. My ADD kicked in and it went downhill from there. Another thing, I have started using word wrap in notepad to make writing these things a lot easier, but as you can see it messes with the formatting on the forums. I personally don’t like how it looks, but you might think otherwise. Tell me what you think of this, and I will change accordingly.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:25PM EDT
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Lol @ Osaka from space, that you can actually see from the map.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:29PM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

Okay first of all, my sincerest apologies for being so late today. My ADD kicked in and it went downhill from there. Another thing, I have started using word wrap in notepad to make writing these things a lot easier, but as you can see it messes with the formatting on the forums. I personally don’t like how it looks, but you might think otherwise. Tell me what you think of this, and I will change accordingly.

It looks a bit odd, but if it’s easier for you, I’m sure we can all deal with it. We love you, Red Syndicate.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:40PM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

It looks a bit odd, but if it’s easier for you, I’m sure we can all deal with it. We love you, Red Syndicate.

aha. Well I don’t. Looks ugly. Decided to change it back; tomorrow’s turn will be the original non-wrapping format.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:43PM EDT
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Okay, whatever floats your boat.

And now for something completely different:

An Official Statement from the Unified State of Israel and Palestine
As long as we are shown to be trading partners with North Africa, we shall consider ourselves part of the game.
We have unified the Jews of Eretz Yisrael and the Arabs of Palestine. To ensure the preservation of our two peoples, we shall begin production of our newest project:

Colonization of the Moon…….and Beyond

We have hired the American company SpaceX to aid our Israeli Space Agency in this endeavour, and we invite any nation who would like to join us to do so. Together, we shall become a light that never goes out!

Also, North Africa: We would like to negotiate for possession of the Sinai Peninsula. Please contact us.

Live Long and Prosper.

Jun 18, 2011 at 09:58PM EDT
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Haha, this is a totally accurate portrayal of what I would do if I was PM. Most certainly.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:04PM EDT
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What’s PM?

Edit: It means Prime Minister, doesn’t it?

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Jun 18, 2011 at 10:07PM EDT
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Official Statement From Israel:
You mean kidnapping Rush and invading the Sudan? I do think that’s a bit silly, and I must ask on behalf of the world to cease and desist.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:07PM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

Official Statement From Israel:
You mean kidnapping Rush and invading the Sudan? I do think that’s a bit silly, and I must ask on behalf of the world to cease and desist.

Official Statement from Italy:
We encourage these UK antics. So I ask the UK to keep on going!

And for Israel:

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Jun 18, 2011 at 10:10PM EDT
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Actually, I agree with Israel on this one.

STOP ACTING LIKE AN CHILDREN AND START NUKING SOMETHING!

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:13PM EDT
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Official Statement from North Africa

North Africa would like to announce that it will end its campaign against tyranny in the north of Africa. It has no intention of invading and/or annexing any more countries. North Africa also encourages more nations to begin military and trade alliances with it.

الحياة والصحة والرفاه

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Jun 18, 2011 at 10:14PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Actually, I agree with Israel on this one.

STOP ACTING LIKE AN CHILDREN AND START NUKING SOMETHING!

Well, we tried that but look what happened. Now, Russia is in major debt and its leader killed many of its own citizens.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:15PM EDT
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People, it was a joke, I don’t deserve the neg-karmas.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:18PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Actually, I agree with Israel on this one.

STOP ACTING LIKE AN CHILDREN AND START NUKING SOMETHING!

Now now, let’s not jump to conclusions. Remember the last time we played with WMDs? You nuked two of your own occupied cities. Need I remind you of this?

Can’t stop ROFLing. Anyway, all I’m saying with this Rush thing is that they’re’s got to be something in the Geneva Convention about a government imprisoning people and making them perform for your amusement.

I feel obligated to mention this. I’m Israel, my country is like one of the Mods of the rest of the world. L’Chaim!

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:22PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

People, it was a joke, I don’t deserve the neg-karmas.

Don’t complain. You still have more karma than me.

BTW: I love that flag, North Africa. It’s very stylish.

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Jun 18, 2011 at 10:23PM EDT
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It was a joke people.

Also, I do actually agree with Israel that the imprisonment of innocent people is un-ethical and un-called for. Now, the Osaka in Sudan is freaking hilarious, but the imprisonment of Rush is not right, and you should release them.

(Also, you aren’t offended, are you Drpepperfan?)

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:25PM EDT
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Oh you’re right, I should probably think about getting that Geneva thing rewritten……

(No RF)

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:33PM EDT
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Drpepperfan #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:

Oh you’re right, I should probably think about getting that Geneva thing rewritten……

(No RF)

Yaaaay I didn’t offend anyone!

Anyway, I’m pretty sure you can’t rewrite the Geneva rules.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:34PM EDT
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Perhaps you should ask the Swiss. Or me. Or Red Syndicate. However, I don’t think you’ll be able to get rid of, let alone edit, the Geneva Convention.

Jun 18, 2011 at 10:40PM EDT
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Official Statement From the Government of Iran in Exile

Dear all nations.

Ha Ha! You may have thought I was gone but I am back! I am currently planning my world takeover from my base in Iwo Jima. My plan is simple, I’m going to reanimate famous characters from film, literature, TV, and Video Games. So far I have reanimated Master Chief, Clint Eastwood (Blondie), Theseus, Maximus, Darth Vader, Crash Bandicoot, and the guy from the Patriot. Soon you will learn the true power of Dwight Kurt Schrute! Oh and Russia…………….. I’m watching you.

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Jun 19, 2011 at 12:15AM EDT
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Official Statement from Italy:

We are now willing to trade Rubix cubes for even harder Rubix cubes. Something that’ll make even Twilight Sparkle ragequit.

Jun 19, 2011 at 12:15AM EDT
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Dwight Kurt Schrute wrote:

Official Statement From the Government of Iran in Exile

Dear all nations.

Ha Ha! You may have thought I was gone but I am back! I am currently planning my world takeover from my base in Iwo Jima. My plan is simple, I’m going to reanimate famous characters from film, literature, TV, and Video Games. So far I have reanimated Master Chief, Clint Eastwood (Blondie), Theseus, Maximus, Darth Vader, Crash Bandicoot, and the guy from the Patriot. Soon you will learn the true power of Dwight Kurt Schrute! Oh and Russia…………….. I’m watching you.

Even if you are allowed to do that….

I would just nuke your island.

Jun 19, 2011 at 12:23AM EDT
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This next turn is going to involve a hell of a lot more photoshopping than I am used to. Its gonna be great. :D

Jun 19, 2011 at 12:35AM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

This next turn is going to involve a hell of a lot more photoshopping than I am used to. Its gonna be great. :D

Are there going to be more images of Azumanga Daioh imprinted into Africa?

Jun 19, 2011 at 12:40AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Are there going to be more images of Azumanga Daioh imprinted into Africa?

Maybe, maybe not.

EDIT: Page 10 get!

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Jun 19, 2011 at 12:44AM EDT
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