This started as a Reddit post on something called "Cuil Theory." It can be read here and suffice to say, the post doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Later, someone recorded a reading of the post, added ambient music, and it's been travelling around Tumblr as an audiopost/copypasta ever since. The post can be heard here
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