Lately I've been noticing a new copypasta on Tumblr. It's based off this post:
The main copypasta is in the final line: "life is like a battlefield and it looks like I've already won"
Examples can all be found HERE
As it's not too big on other websites, so I don't wanna make an entry JUST yet. If it gets bigger, maybe it's worth a merge with the Navy Seal copypasta?