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The KYM Vending Machine

Last posted Nov 17, 2011 at 06:59AM EST. Added Aug 06, 2011 at 07:25PM EDT
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This is an old favorite, all you do is go up to “The Know Your Meme Vending Machine” and insert WHATEVER you want. ANYTHING. The next poster has to tell you what you get in return, like so:

ILOVEPIE34: Inserts Panda
CHEEESE_FOR_PREZ55: Gets chainsaw Inserts bubble gum

And so on, well go on posting!

Inserts Carrot

Aug 06, 2011 at 07:25PM EDT
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Gets 300 millionth post
Inserts flash kick.

Aug 06, 2011 at 07:43PM EDT
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Get WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

Insert: Ponies

Aug 06, 2011 at 09:01PM EDT
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Gets M&Ms (See wat I did thar)

Inserts dragon.

Aug 06, 2011 at 09:22PM EDT
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Gets nothing. Cash only.
Inserts Natsuru.

Aug 06, 2011 at 09:40PM EDT
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Gets:
Is this the real life, is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I’m easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger now he’s dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Mama oooh… Didn’t mean to make you cry
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come, sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama oooh (any way the wind blows)
I don’t want to die, I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening thing
Galileo (Galileo)
Galileo (Galileo)
Galileo figaro (Magnifico)
But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows.

Inserts lazy response.

Last edited Aug 06, 2011 at 11:18PM EDT
Aug 06, 2011 at 11:17PM EDT
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Gets dream within a dream within a dream…….OH SHI-

Insert Nicolas Cage.

Last edited Aug 06, 2011 at 11:18PM EDT
Aug 06, 2011 at 11:17PM EDT
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Gets full course meal.
Inserts thread redux.

Last edited Aug 06, 2011 at 11:46PM EDT
Aug 06, 2011 at 11:46PM EDT
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Get What your looking for
Insert Bargain Brand Cereal.

Aug 06, 2011 at 11:47PM EDT
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Gets a visit from the 4chan party van.
Inserts Old Spice Guy.

Aug 07, 2011 at 01:42AM EDT
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Gets harmony. (Your reverse psychology will not work on me.)
Inserts RussianFedora

Last edited Aug 07, 2011 at 03:17AM EDT
Aug 07, 2011 at 03:17AM EDT
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