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Last posted Aug 19, 2011 at 07:27PM EDT. Added Aug 10, 2011 at 11:00PM EDT
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Are you happy Adam? Now you’re no longer the self proclaimed bad ass of KYM because now I’VE revealed myself. So maybe now you can stop gloating that you’re the only one that has ever done it.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:00PM EDT
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I fucking approve this thread.
Srsly Adam, grow up.

When you make these BS posts, I can’t help but think “Look at all the room you just wasted!”

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:02PM EDT
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I love making people not feel special anymore!

Edit: Although honestly I find pictures of myself boring, so I’ll probably change it back within the week.

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Aug 10, 2011 at 11:04PM EDT

THIS SUDDEN REVELATION OF YOUR DISGUSTING BILOGICAL FACES AND INFORMATION REALLY TOUCHES MY MOTHERBOARD.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:08PM EDT
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Captain Badass wrote:

I love making people not feel special anymore!

Edit: Although honestly I find pictures of myself boring, so I’ll probably change it back within the week.

Hello Captain.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:12PM EDT
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Hm, yeah well…

I wouldn’t blame you for shamelessly putting up your real name. Payne is a terrific last name.

I’m going to continue following the majority though attempts to remain completely anonymous these days are fruitless. KYM is already aware of my facebook profile. Still, being Wheatley is fun while it lasts.

Edit: If I posted my real face, you’ll shit bricks.

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Aug 10, 2011 at 11:13PM EDT
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@ Mister J: hi
@ Natsuru: Really? Interesting.

Edit: You can also see the laptop I’m using right now (except that’s not actually my laptop it’s one that’s the exact same model).

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Aug 10, 2011 at 11:14PM EDT

My true name cannot be beheld by the feeble human mind without reducing them to gibbering madness.

But I have an awesome jacket. It conceals my tentacles quite nicely.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:35PM EDT

You look nice, Kalmo.

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Aug 10, 2011 at 11:35PM EDT
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Hey guys what’s going on in this thre-

Oh.

Yeah sure, why not?

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:39PM EDT
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PimpAbra is sexy.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:39PM EDT

Hyperborea Odyssea Hackeron wrote:

My true name cannot be beheld by the feeble human mind without reducing them to gibbering madness.

But I have an awesome jacket. It conceals my tentacles quite nicely.

Well, I know your first name.

Also, at everyone else, I’ll take a picture when I have a camera.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:40PM EDT
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Hyperborea Odyssea Hackeron wrote:

My true name cannot be beheld by the feeble human mind without reducing them to gibbering madness.

But I have an awesome jacket. It conceals my tentacles quite nicely.

That IS a really sweet jacket.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:40PM EDT
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I am Kilroy Del Ragnarok IV. And here is my latest portrait.

Ladies and homosexuals please contain your orgasms.

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Aug 10, 2011 at 11:43PM EDT
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People reveal themselves in the internet now?
Wow,Internet is safe at last!

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:45PM EDT
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I’m OK with faces. But NOT OK with saying it in EVERY SINGLE THREAD, Adam.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:46PM EDT
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Laser Pacer wrote:

People reveal themselves in the internet now?
Wow,Internet is safe at last!

With these picture of faces, I can totally determine their exact location, facebook profiles, and all other valuable information. I will then proceed to sell it to the Russians (I seriously do have contacts) and make oodles of money at the expense of your creditors.

[/sarcasm]

Do you walk out of the house with a paper bag over your head?
Displaying your face to the internet is no different from displaying your face in a croud at the local convenience store. No difference at all. Its just a face.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:48PM EDT
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Katie C. wrote:

Do I win?

Making reference to our Skype session? I approve!

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:48PM EDT
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Adam DeLand wrote:

Making reference to our Skype session? I approve!

NO, NO, YOU SEE, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED.
WHY DO YOU HUMANS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS VERY SIMPLE CONCEPT?

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:51PM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

With these picture of faces, I can totally determine their exact location, facebook profiles, and all other valuable information. I will then proceed to sell it to the Russians (I seriously do have contacts) and make oodles of money at the expense of your creditors.

[/sarcasm]

Do you walk out of the house with a paper bag over your head?
Displaying your face to the internet is no different from displaying your face in a croud at the local convenience store. No difference at all. Its just a face.

By the way, your money’s being shipped 2-day express.

Aug 10, 2011 at 11:51PM EDT
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Suddenly, I’m caving. Here’s a picture of the real me. Beware, for my great and terrible secret shall now be revealed.

I am not in space. I am being held prisoner by a giant human female.

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:03AM EDT
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Wheatley wrote:

Suddenly, I’m caving. Here’s a picture of the real me. Beware, for my great and terrible secret shall now be revealed.

I am not in space. I am being held prisoner by a giant human female.

Now that was funny.

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:05AM EDT
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The futures so bright I have to wear shades.

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Aug 11, 2011 at 12:07AM EDT
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Wheatley wrote:

Suddenly, I’m caving. Here’s a picture of the real me. Beware, for my great and terrible secret shall now be revealed.

I am not in space. I am being held prisoner by a giant human female.

WHAT. YOU ARE HUMAN.
YOU LYING PIECE OF MEAT.

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:11AM EDT
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People, please. Leave at least a subtle hint in your name as to what user you were before this.

Seriously.

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:11AM EDT
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tumblrbot wrote:

WHAT. YOU ARE HUMAN.
YOU LYING PIECE OF MEAT.

What? Noooo. That’s not me. I told you, I’m being held prisoner. I got caught in what Space Core calls a ‘wormhole’ and I ended up on a planet not entirely unlike Earth, only everything is abnormally large. A human picked me up and found me interesting enough to jam a stick into my head and wear me like a prize.

I’ve just been too embarrassed to admit it. And I really don’t want to talk about what ended up happening to Space Core…

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:15AM EDT
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tumblrbot wrote:

WHAT. YOU ARE HUMAN.
YOU LYING PIECE OF MEAT.

>Implying you’re not a piece of meat.

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:15AM EDT
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I guess I’ll cave,too. No, i’m not the son of a Grim Reaper or Neil Patrick Harris:

(Sorry for the glare of the light and the aquashed pic)

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Aug 11, 2011 at 12:19AM EDT
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>Started as an Adam Bashing thread
>turned into a dump pictures of yourelves thread

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:51AM EDT

Kalmo looks… Almost exactly as I expected him to, actually.

Aug 11, 2011 at 12:52AM EDT

Aw, man, I just posted a real pic of myself yesterday; do I have to do it again? Well, I’m going to use one of the ones I already uploaded, and I’m not making it my avatar.

[photo:111551]

(Edit: Wow, I look terrible in that picture, I should find a better one…)

Here’s one of me from 1994:

[photo:87608]

Also, there’s a great picture of me from 1990 on Facebook with a condom over my head, but that one’s not going public. The handful of you who are FB friends of mine can look it up yourselves.

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Aug 11, 2011 at 01:19AM EDT
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Why am I always so fashionably late to these things?
Well I jumped on the bandwagon.

Aug 11, 2011 at 01:28AM EDT
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There are more males on this site than I guessed there would be. As a core being held against my will by a female, I realize I’m part of the minority here…

Aug 11, 2011 at 01:33AM EDT
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Wheatley wrote:

There are more males on this site than I guessed there would be. As a core being held against my will by a female, I realize I’m part of the minority here…

ALL ARE USELESS BIOLOGICAL MEATBALLS TO ME.

Aug 11, 2011 at 01:51AM EDT
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Brucker wrote:

Aw, man, I just posted a real pic of myself yesterday; do I have to do it again? Well, I’m going to use one of the ones I already uploaded, and I’m not making it my avatar.

[photo:111551]

(Edit: Wow, I look terrible in that picture, I should find a better one…)

Here’s one of me from 1994:

[photo:87608]

Also, there’s a great picture of me from 1990 on Facebook with a condom over my head, but that one’s not going public. The handful of you who are FB friends of mine can look it up yourselves.

I like your eyes.

Aug 11, 2011 at 02:15AM EDT
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Me in a nutshell.

Last edited Aug 11, 2011 at 02:16AM EDT
Aug 11, 2011 at 02:15AM EDT

Brucker wrote:

Aw, man, I just posted a real pic of myself yesterday; do I have to do it again? Well, I’m going to use one of the ones I already uploaded, and I’m not making it my avatar.

[photo:111551]

(Edit: Wow, I look terrible in that picture, I should find a better one…)

Here’s one of me from 1994:

[photo:87608]

Also, there’s a great picture of me from 1990 on Facebook with a condom over my head, but that one’s not going public. The handful of you who are FB friends of mine can look it up yourselves.

Hey, Brucker, you look like a girl with facial hair shopped on. That’s pretty awesome.

Last edited Aug 11, 2011 at 05:07PM EDT
Aug 11, 2011 at 02:20AM EDT
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Brucker wrote:

Aw, man, I just posted a real pic of myself yesterday; do I have to do it again? Well, I’m going to use one of the ones I already uploaded, and I’m not making it my avatar.

[photo:111551]

(Edit: Wow, I look terrible in that picture, I should find a better one…)

Here’s one of me from 1994:

[photo:87608]

Also, there’s a great picture of me from 1990 on Facebook with a condom over my head, but that one’s not going public. The handful of you who are FB friends of mine can look it up yourselves.

That picture of you from 1994 looks like Jonathan Coulton without glasses.

Aug 11, 2011 at 11:24AM EDT
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For people who are crying because they can’t live without looking at Kalmo, here is it.

Aug 11, 2011 at 03:05PM EDT
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Wheatley wrote:

Suddenly, I’m caving. Here’s a picture of the real me. Beware, for my great and terrible secret shall now be revealed.

I am not in space. I am being held prisoner by a giant human female.

Incoming pointless pervy Frenchman comment ON:

DAT CLEAVAGE

Incoming pointless pervy Frenchman comment OFF

Aug 11, 2011 at 03:08PM EDT
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For those of you who missed this thread last night, here’s the picture of me:

And my first name is Andrew.
Changed my avatar and name back today, cuz yesterday was just making a statement.

Last edited Aug 11, 2011 at 03:13PM EDT
Aug 11, 2011 at 03:12PM EDT
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@Katie:
I had long hair for about 15 years, and occasionally, I would grow a beard to keep people from mistaking me for a woman. However, nothing keeps stupid people from saying, “Dude, what are you, a faggot?” To which I would usually reply, “You really need to work on your pickup lines, sweetheart…” and blow them a kiss.

@Adam:
I didn’t know who Jonathan Coulton was until I Googled him just now; I suppose there is some resemblance. I do wear glasses, I don’t know why I’m not wearing them in either of those pictures. With my glasses and long hair, people used to always say I looked like Penn Jillette:

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Aug 11, 2011 at 05:17PM EDT
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