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Last posted Aug 15, 2011 at 07:01PM EDT. Added Aug 12, 2011 at 02:42AM EDT
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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?

1. Replace word with whatever your heart desires.
2. Click generate quote.
3. ??
4. Repeat for maximum profit.

‘whore’ has yielded some of the best by far…

“Keep your friends close, but your whore closer.”
“Many Bothans died to bring us this whore.”
“Of all the whore joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
“Do not go into the whore. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don’t even look at it.”
“E.T. phone whore.”

I giggle because I’m horrendously immature.

Last edited Aug 12, 2011 at 02:44AM EDT

“I’m a goddamn marvel of modern Dicking.”

“The world will look up and shout “Save us!” and I will whisper “Dicking.”"

“Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ‘Dicking’ at will to old ladies.”

“E.T. phone Dicking.”

Last edited Aug 12, 2011 at 02:51AM EDT

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I’ve been seeing this Russian Fedora.

Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Russian Fedora killed the beast.

Last edited Aug 12, 2011 at 02:49AM EDT

“Made it Ma!Top of the bitch!”
“This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Bitch.”
“I’m king of the bitch!”
“That bitch is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako’s hatred.”
“Ray, if someone asks if you are a bitch, you say, ‘yes!’”

“I see dead shit.”
“I find your lack of shit disturbing.”
“Lions and tigers and shit, oh my!”
“With great power comes great shit.”
“My mama always said life was like a box of shit.”

“One pimp’s too many, and a hundred’s not enough.”
“Well, a Pimp’s a Pimp, but they call it ‘le Pimp’.”
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce pimp. Aren’t you?”
“Keep your friends close, but your pimp closer.”
“You don’t want to be in the way when my pimp goes off.”

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my desu.
Madness? This is Desu!
Show me the desu!
The power of Desu compels you.
You gonna bark all day, little desu? Or are you gonna bite?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard desu yet!

Go ahead, make my desu.

Houston, we have a desu.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world desu didn’t exist.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a desu.

Listen to them. Children of the desu. What music they make.

“I ate his penis with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

“You’re gonna need a bigger penis.”

“Why are you wearing that stupid penis suit?”

“Watch the penis, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the penis!”

“As God is my penis, I’ll never be hungry again.”

“You know the difference between you and me? I make penis look good.”

“Keep your friends close, but your penis closer.”

DICKS? We ain’t got no DICKS! We don’t need no DICKS! I don’t have to show you any stinking DICKS!”
“When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my DICKS. That’s the price she has to pay.”
“Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its DICKS.”
“I love the smell of DICKS in the morning.”
“Say hello to my little DICKS!”
“Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ‘DICKS’ at will to old ladies.”
“Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s DICKS, which is probably more than she ever did.”

Last edited Aug 12, 2011 at 08:36AM EDT

Come with Faggot if you want to live.

I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your Faggot will be out of style!

Better to be king for a night than Faggot for a lifetime.

I’ll have what Faggot’s having.

Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true Faggot. Remember…

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Faggot.

We can’t stop here. This is Faggot country.

A boy’s best friend is his RussianFedora.

You talking to RussianFedora?

Houston, we have a RussianFedora.

Well, a RussianFedora’s a RussianFedora, but they call it ‘le RussianFedora’.

“It is too late, my ass is in your veins.”
“This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ass.”
“Love means never having to say you’re ass.”
“I am not an ass! I am a human being. I am a man.”
“If I was an ass, a perfect ass, how would you know it was really me?”
“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ass.”

“We are all interested in the papaphill, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.”
“Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true papaphill. Remember…”
“I say we take off and nuke the entire papaphill from orbit.”

You’re gonna need a bigger condom.

Many Bothans died to bring us this condom.

You don’t want to be in the way when my condom goes off.

I find your lack of condom disturbing.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a troll.

First rule of Troll Club is – you do not talk about Troll Club.

Funny like I’m a troll? I amuse you?

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to troll.

But why is the troll gone?

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the troll.

That’ll do, troll. That’ll do.

All work and no troll makes Jack a dull boy.

When there’s no more room in hell, the troll will walk the earth.

A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a FALCON PUNCH!.
We’re on a mission from FALCON PUNCH!.
FALCON PUNCH!, for lack of a better word, is good.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world FALCON PUNCH! didn’t exist.
Ray, if someone asks if you are a FALCON PUNCH!, you say, ‘yes!’
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the FALCON PUNCH!.
If you build it, FALCON PUNCH! will come.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my FALCON PUNCH!. Prepare to die!

“Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a Shit?”
“I ate his teddy bear with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
“If I was a slut, a perfect slut, how would you know it was really me?”
“Here’s looking at my ass, kid.”

You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a nigger.
But why is the nigger gone?
Houston, we have a nigger.
You’ve got nigger on you.
I have a head for business and a nigger for sin.
You want the nigger? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
They may take away our nigger, but they’ll never take our freedom!
Nigger! Why did it have to be nigger?
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to nigger.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty nigger.
Many Bothans died to bring us this nigger.

“Listen to them. Children of the duck. What music they make.”

“First rule of Duck Club is – you do not talk about Duck Club.”

“I say we take off and nuke the entire duck from orbit.”

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the duck.”

“When there’s no more room in hell, the duck will walk the earth.”

“Few men ever swapped more than one Chuck Norris with Sean Regan.”
“You can’t handle the Chuck Norris!”
“This is your Chuck Norris for your husband… and this is my Chuck Norris for your Chuck Norris.”
“Chuck Norris matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my Chuck Norris, do you?”
“E.T. phone Chuck Norris.”
“That’s no moon. It’s a Chuck Norris.”
“This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Chuck Norris.”
“I’m Chuck Norris! I’m Chuck Norris!”
“I love the smell of Chuck Norris in the morning.”
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Chuck Norris.”
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I have come here to chew Osaka and kick ass. And I’m all out of Osaka.

GO BACK TO THE WHORE. YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

Nobody’s ever shut down a McDonalds before.

Last edited Aug 12, 2011 at 03:03PM EDT

“Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s kitchen, which is probably more than she ever did.”
“This is your kitchen for your husband… and this is my kitchen for your kitchen.” – Xzibit to a lucky housewife
“I have come here to chew PINGAS and kick ass. And I’m all out of PINGAS.”
“All work and no PINGAS makes Jack a dull boy.”
“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your PINGAS together and blow.”
“Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ‘PINGAS’ at will to old ladies.”

“That’s no moon. It’s a … well, that’d be a spoiler.”

“I see dead … well, that’d be a spoiler.”

“You’re gonna need a bigger … well, that’d be a spoiler.”

“With great power comes great … well, that’d be a spoiler.”

“A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Dr. Pepperfan.”

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Dr. Pepperfan.”

“You’ve got Dr. Pepperfan on you.”

“I have always depended on the kindness of Dr. Pepperfan.” (trufax)

“I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Dr. Pepperfan is away.”

“Houston, we have a Dr. Pepperfan.”

“I’ll have what Dr. Pepperfan’s having.”

“Hasta la vista, Dr. Pepperfan.”

“The world will look up and shout “Save us!” and I will whisper “My Little Pony.”

“Funny like I’m a my little pony? I amuse you?”

“Round up the usual M_____F___er.”

“A Dog. Shaken, not stirred.”

“I’m going to make him a poop he can’t refuse.”
“I am not a poop! I am a human being. I am a man.”
“Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s poop, which is probably more than she ever did.”
“The power of Poop compels you.”

Why am I so immature?

“A boy’s best friend is his fuckers.”

“My mama always said life was like a box of fuckers.”

“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fuckers.”

“I love the smell of fuckers in the morning.”

First rule of My Little Pony Club is – you do not talk about My Little Pony Club.
Nobody puts My Little Pony in a corner.
Hasta la vista, my little pony.
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the My Little Pony Room!
Madness? This is Pinkie Pie!
Keep your friends close, but your Pinkie Pie closer.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Pinkie Pie.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Pinkie Pie lasts forever.
You want the Pinkie Pie? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
You know the difference between you and me? I make Pinkie Pie look good.
You can’t handle the Pinkie Pie!
I love the smell of Pinkie Pie in the morning.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Fluttershy.
You had me at ‘Fluttershy’.
A boy’s best friend is his Fluttershy.
It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Fluttershy.
Soylent Green is Fluttershy!

“May the Barrel Roll be with you.”
“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful barrel roll.”
“Madness? This is Barrel Roll!”
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my barrel roll.”
“Gort! Klaatu barada barrel roll!”
“Watch the barrel roll, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the barrel roll!”
“With great power comes great barrel roll.”
“Houston, we have a barrel roll.”
“Few men ever swapped more than one barrel roll with Sean Regan.”
“I’m going to make him a barrel roll he can’t refuse.”

Many Bothans died to bring us this jizz in my pants.
It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the jizz in my pants.
Go back to the jizz in my pants. You shall not pass.
All work and no jizz in my pants makes Jack a dull boy.
With great power comes great jizz in my pants.
When there’s no more room in hell, the jizz in my pants will walk the earth.
You know the difference between you and me? I make jizz in my pants look good.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his jizz in my pants.

YOU PONIES STAY BACK!!!
Only one may enter here, the ponies in the rough.
WE CAME WE SAW WE WATCHED PONIES!!!!!
Sir you just brought a gun to a Pony fight!
May the ponies be with you!
Listen ponies, Dont forget believe in your self, not you who believes in me, not me who believes in you, believe in you, who believes in yourself!

“I have always depended on the kindness of Renamon.”
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce Renamon. Aren’t you?”
“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Renamon.”
“Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Renamon!”
“What do you want to marry Renamon for, anyhow?”
“No, it is not dangerous to confuse Renamon with angels.”
“Keep your friends close, but your Renamon closer.”
“I feel the need – the need for Renamon!”
“Lions and tigers and Renamon, oh my!”

A boy’s best friend is his meme.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to memes.
That’s no moon. It’s a meme.
You had me at ‘memes’.
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old memes.
I love the smell of memes in the morning. (I’m sure some of KYM staff says this everyday)
And for an hour, for an hour – I’m the best meme in the world…
I’m looking for the Army of the Twelve Memes.
The power of Memes compels you.
I see dead memes.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world memes didn’t exist. (That would be horrible)
If you build it, memes will come.
Funny like I’m a meme? I amuse you?
Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s memes, which is probably more than she ever did.
What do you want to marry memes for, anyhow?
This is your memes for your husband… and this is my memes for your memes. (Memeception?)
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my memes.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful memes.
I have always depended on the kindness of memes.

Sawyer, you’re going out a youngster, but you’ve got to come back a whore!

It is too late, my QWOP is in your veins.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Derpy Hooves.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the dumbfuck.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger to those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Pinkie Pie.

You had me at ‘20% cooler’.

The Game, for lack of a better word, is good.

“With great power comes great nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.”

You’re gonna need a bigger basket of kittens.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a basket of kittens.
Basket Of Kittens? We ain’t got no basket of kittens! We don’t need no basket of kittens! I don’t have to show you any stinking basket of kittens!
I love the smell of basket of kittens in the morning.
You want the basket of kittens? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Basket Of Kittens! Why did it have to be basket of kittens?

Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little fuck like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
Nobody puts Fuck in a corner.
Fuck matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my fuck, do you?
Killing me won’t bring back your fuck.
Many Bothans died to bring us this fuck.
This is the West, sir. When the fuck becomes fact, print the fuck.
My mama always said life was like a box of fuck.

Hmm, could have sworn somebody already did this one…

What do you want to marry Know Your Meme for, anyhow?
You take the blue Know Your Meme – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
Nobody puts Know Your Meme in a corner.
No, Mr. Bond, I expect Know Your Meme to die.
That Know Your Meme is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako’s hatred.
Listen to them. Children of the Know Your Meme. What music they make.
No other factory in the world mixes its Know Your Meme by waterfall. But it’s the only way if you want it just… right.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Know Your Meme didn’t exist.
We’ll always have Know Your Meme.

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