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Last posted Oct 11, 2011 at 11:47AM EDT. Added Oct 09, 2011 at 04:08PM EDT
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The winner of the game is the person to get the final post on this topic before I decide to call the game off.
When will I?
Anytime, randomly, between now and October 12th.
Ready? Go!

Also, no, I will not be playing.

Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 04:10PM EDT

I hope I win.

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Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 09:10PM EDT

Americans can post where ever they please because we’re Americans and we wear flags on our heads and sunglasses indoors. In America.

Piano wrote:

I hope I win.

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He/She/It lies! Do not be afraid to post!

Piano wrote:

I hope I win.

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I challenge you.

RandomMan wrote:

I challenge you.

You are a rabbit. You do not have hands. You cannot challenge a human with hands. Silly rabbit. Why are you even on a forum? You can’t type. Go back to a field rabbit. You don’t belong on a human forum.

Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 05:44PM EDT

Piano wrote:

You are a rabbit. You do not have hands. You cannot challenge a human with hands. Silly rabbit. Why are you even on a forum? You can’t type. Go back to a field rabbit. You don’t belong on a human forum.

…wait a minute.

You are nothing. You don’t have anything. You cannot challenge a rabbit with nothing. Silly nothing. Why are you even on a forum? You can’t do anything. Go back to dividing by 0 nothing. You don’t belong on a mammal forum.

Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 06:01PM EDT

RandomMan wrote:

…wait a minute.

You are nothing. You don’t have anything. You cannot challenge a rabbit with nothing. Silly nothing. Why are you even on a forum? You can’t do anything. Go back to dividing by 0 nothing. You don’t belong on a mammal forum.

I am actually the human philosophical metaphor for nothing. It may seem like I do not exist, but nonexistence itself is a factor in universal physics. My avatar, my name, my profile, all demonstrating the idea of nothingness, but not nothingness themselves. I am not a creature. I am an event.

Piano wrote:

I am actually the human philosophical metaphor for nothing. It may seem like I do not exist, but nonexistence itself is a factor in universal physics. My avatar, my name, my profile, all demonstrating the idea of nothingness, but not nothingness themselves. I am not a creature. I am an event.

I see what he is planning. First he’s letting everyone post in here.

When the time is over, he’ll announce it himself in this thread. Thereby making himself the final post and the winner of the game.

So whatever you do, you cannot win.

Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 08:16PM EDT

RandomMan wrote:

I see what he is planning. First he’s letting everyone post in here.

When the time is over, he’ll announce it himself in this thread. Thereby making himself the final post and the winner of the game.

So whatever you do, you cannot win.

Methinks you have an ulterior motive for saying that, RandomMan.

Wait a second! There’s a problem with your theory RandomMan!
He clearly states that he won’t play, so we can infere that he won’t be making any posts at all.
then, he won’t be able to say when the game will end since he can’t make posts in this thread!


THE GAME WILL NEVER END!

EDIT: That one up there doesn’t count. Ehh… it’s not canon!
Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 08:37PM EDT

Silver Chariot wrote:

Wait a second! There’s a problem with your theory RandomMan!
He clearly states that he won’t play, so we can infere that he won’t be making any posts at all.
then, he won’t be able to say when the game will end since he can’t make posts in this thread!


THE GAME WILL NEVER END!

EDIT: That one up there doesn’t count. Ehh… it’s not canon!

And he will get to be the author of the longest thread in all of KYM!

Slowly claps

Bravo. You finally figured it out. But your one mistake was participating in the thread. See, this thread is designed to entrap you in its maniacal mesh of cyberspacial forum game participation and never let go. In all these weeks where I did not participate in other forum games, I was plotting your downfall. But I needed a forum game creator to carry out my plans. That’s where poor CitationNeeded came in. Then, everything just went along naturally.

Haha.
Hahahaha.
Mahahahaha.
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Piano wrote:

Slowly claps

Bravo. You finally figured it out. But your one mistake was participating in the thread. See, this thread is designed to entrap you in its maniacal mesh of cyberspacial forum game participation and never let go. In all these weeks where I did not participate in other forum games, I was plotting your downfall. But I needed a forum game creator to carry out my plans. That’s where poor CitationNeeded came in. Then, everything just went along naturally.

Haha.
Hahahaha.
Mahahahaha.
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Piano wrote:

Slowly claps

Bravo. You finally figured it out. But your one mistake was participating in the thread. See, this thread is designed to entrap you in its maniacal mesh of cyberspacial forum game participation and never let go. In all these weeks where I did not participate in other forum games, I was plotting your downfall. But I needed a forum game creator to carry out my plans. That’s where poor CitationNeeded came in. Then, everything just went along naturally.

Haha.
Hahahaha.
Mahahahaha.
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

RandomMan wrote:

I see what he is planning. First he’s letting everyone post in here.

When the time is over, he’ll announce it himself in this thread. Thereby making himself the final post and the winner of the game.

So whatever you do, you cannot win.

Which means………the more we think of this game, the less likely we’ll win.


In other words,


WE ALL JUST LOST THE GAME.

Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 11:54PM EDT
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