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Describe An Actor As If He Was Every Character He Has Ever Been

Last posted Oct 12, 2011 at 07:23PM EDT. Added Oct 09, 2011 at 10:57PM EDT
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It’s pretty self explanatory. Just use every character (or the ones you can remember) an actor has been.


Nicolas Cage (aside from being everyone in the world) is a skeleton with a flaming head who can see two minutes into the future, must reunite with his loving wife and daughter while teaching a young boy to become a wizard after stealing the Declaration of Independence.

Last edited Oct 09, 2011 at 10:58PM EDT
Oct 09, 2011 at 10:57PM EDT

Mark Hamil.

He’s a laser sword wielding, extra dimensional, clown, who pilots a giant robot and lobs fireballs.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:00PM EDT

Keanu Reeves

An inanimate object.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:02PM EDT

Tom Hanks is a mentally handicapped toy trapped inside of an airport that is stuck on an island that is in the middle of Seattle with no way off of it, all the while trying to get back to his volleyball, Andy.

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Oct 09, 2011 at 11:12PM EDT

Kalmo wrote:

Tom Hanks is a mentally handicapped toy trapped inside of an airport that is stuck on an island that is in the middle of Seattle with no way off of it, all the while trying to get back to his volleyball, Andy.

Also, Forrest Gump.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:14PM EDT

Piano wrote:

Also, Forrest Gump.

Thank you. I fixed it.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:17PM EDT

Leonardo DiCaprio is the guy that sank with a huge ship and realized it was all a dream within a dream within a dream, while he was trying to fight for diamonds on an island that was occupied by a mental asylum.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:19PM EDT

Christian Bale is the hope for humans in a war against the machines who dresses as a bat to protect the people of Gotham city.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:21PM EDT

Tommy Wiseau is torn apart by Lisa.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:23PM EDT

Can we do this with dubbing too?
Humberto Vélez:
He’s a fat guy that sometimes has yellow skin; he loves honey, donuts and beer. He’s aslo a monster that sold his daughter to spare him from getting a new car for a client. He was also eaten by a dragon once. Oh! And he used to give good news all the time… now he doesn’t.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:33PM EDT

Tommy Wiseau is the flower shop owner’s favorite customer.

Oct 09, 2011 at 11:54PM EDT

Bruce Willis, general 1980’s tough guy renegade cop, who has feelings, but hides them. Alternatively a family guy who is a criminal thug, only wanting the best for the ones he loves. Always a bad ass, and always looking hot while bald, lets face it, if you go bald, you want to look like Bruce Willis.

Oct 10, 2011 at 01:45AM EDT

Samuel L. Jackson is a badass Jedi NYPD Officer in charge of the organisation SHIELD who discusses fast food restaurants while fighting snakes on a plane with his ice based superpowers, before ending up as a glass boned cripple who get’s unexpectedly eaten by a shark and a raptor.

Also he calls people a Motherfucker. A lot.

Oct 10, 2011 at 01:52AM EDT

Jackie Chan is an undercover cop and detective who also own a car workshop and work with a black guy and he also have a little boy who have an alien pet (who saves him from death). He also teach a black kid how to master karate.

But in the past,he was a drunkard and always beat people. Until he got in an accident and lose his memory.

Oct 10, 2011 at 03:42AM EDT

Drpepperfan #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:

Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter. And he will never be anyone else.

Not true! He was Successful In Business Without Really Trying.

Oct 10, 2011 at 07:11AM EDT

This thread is glorious.

Oct 12, 2011 at 08:46AM EDT

David Schwimmer is Ross Geller.

No matter what role he plays, people will always see him as Ross from Friends.

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Oct 12, 2011 at 10:33AM EDT

Wayne Knight is that guy that really deserves to get punched in the face

Last edited Oct 12, 2011 at 12:44PM EDT
Oct 12, 2011 at 12:44PM EDT

Charlie Sheen does drugs, prostitutes and alcohol. He also fought in Vietnam and happens to be a pilot.

Oct 12, 2011 at 04:17PM EDT

Michael Cera is a socially awkward teenager.

Oct 12, 2011 at 05:01PM EDT

Robert Pattinson is killed by Peter Pettigrew in order to let Voldemort come back to life.


Oct 12, 2011 at 05:41PM EDT

I want to go all out on this one…

Will Ferrell is an anchorman/race car driver who moonlights as the cowbell-ist of Blue Oyster Cult. When he’s not spreading Christmas cheer, he’s designing clothes (he’s the guy who invented the fucking piano tie!) and coaching soccer. Born without arms or leg, he has a lovely family that loves him regardless, including his step-brother John C Reilly. He is a child of divorce, as well. For a short time, he was an officer of the NYPD, but gave it up to follow his dreams and become an ice dancer. He played basketball for the Tropics for a while, too. Fun fact- Will was our 16th president. Ferrell had plans for world domination, but after a series of events, he ended up saving us all. In his spare time, he enjoys spending time with his monkey George, and pretending that he wasn’t in Bewitched.

Oct 12, 2011 at 05:55PM EDT

Ashton Kutcher is the douche that manages to sleep with everyone despite his doucheyness.

Oct 12, 2011 at 05:58PM EDT

Adam sandler is a golf player who lives on hawaii, and has to go back and repeat grade school because he is an undercover cop and is trying to change his career so he can be a comidian on a cruise ship. He is also a clown. He plays in a band and sings at weddings. Sometimes he works on the sidelines of football games and provides the players with water, although he strives to be a hockey player. He has to take care of a boy because his mom died, and he didn’t wanna turn him in to child care. He is one of Satan’s sons, and used to run a pizzaria, until his uncle died while climbing mount everest. Every once in a while, he works with a group to sell themed toilet plungers. Instead of one day of presents, he gets 8 crazy nights, since he is a jew. He has anger problems, and as a result, has to go to anger management. He has a housekeeper who he is fairly close to, and is in prison. he runs a prison football team. He is also an architect, and has a magic universal remote, that can make him fast forward life, as well as pause it. His wife and Daughters are Dead, and he is married to Kevin James. He loves Fizzy Bubbly, and runs a new york hair salon, although he was formally an anti-terrorist. You don’t mess with him.
He has magical grandchildren who can alter real life by telling “Bed Time Stories”. Adam Sandler is also a Stand Up Comedian. He won the basketball championship when he was in middle school (1978), and recently re-united with his team. He is a successful plastic surgeon, and has a twin sister.

Oct 12, 2011 at 07:23PM EDT

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