Adam sandler is a golf player who lives on hawaii, and has to go back and repeat grade school because he is an undercover cop and is trying to change his career so he can be a comidian on a cruise ship. He is also a clown. He plays in a band and sings at weddings. Sometimes he works on the sidelines of football games and provides the players with water, although he strives to be a hockey player. He has to take care of a boy because his mom died, and he didn’t wanna turn him in to child care. He is one of Satan’s sons, and used to run a pizzaria, until his uncle died while climbing mount everest. Every once in a while, he works with a group to sell themed toilet plungers. Instead of one day of presents, he gets 8 crazy nights, since he is a jew. He has anger problems, and as a result, has to go to anger management. He has a housekeeper who he is fairly close to, and is in prison. he runs a prison football team. He is also an architect, and has a magic universal remote, that can make him fast forward life, as well as pause it. His wife and Daughters are Dead, and he is married to Kevin James. He loves Fizzy Bubbly, and runs a new york hair salon, although he was formally an anti-terrorist. You don’t mess with him.
He has magical grandchildren who can alter real life by telling “Bed Time Stories”. Adam Sandler is also a Stand Up Comedian. He won the basketball championship when he was in middle school (1978), and recently re-united with his team. He is a successful plastic surgeon, and has a twin sister.