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King of the Hill

Last posted Nov 12, 2011 at 11:09PM EST. Added Nov 03, 2011 at 09:13PM EDT
153 posts from 34 users

Ok, since we totally aren’t overflowing with forum games here, I thought I’d start another one.

This is simple. The previous poster is King of the Hill. You invent a way to get them off the hill and assume your place as King of the Hill.

I become king by getting there first.

Nov 03, 2011 at 09:13PM EDT
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Oh, I’ve played this game before! Fun!

I punch MDFifcation in the face.
I am now King of the Hill.

Nov 03, 2011 at 09:14PM EDT
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I fall from space and smash CN into the ground.
I am now King of the Hill.

Nov 03, 2011 at 09:16PM EDT
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I wait until you all are dead from age/rust and crawl in under a box.

My hill.

Nov 03, 2011 at 09:18PM EDT
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I kick Douglas in the face, then remove the spray paint with magic.
My hill.

Nov 03, 2011 at 09:29PM EDT
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I nuke the entire valley containing the hills and sit atop a hill on another continent.
MY HILL

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Nov 03, 2011 at 09:31PM EDT
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I sell propane and propane accessories.


I am the King of the Hill.

Nov 03, 2011 at 09:32PM EDT
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I kick Douglas in the shin. I am now King of the Hill.
My hill.

Nov 03, 2011 at 09:59PM EDT
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Look down, back up. you are now in the lake below the hill!
MAH HILL.

Nov 03, 2011 at 10:17PM EDT
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I return with an old WWII panzer and blast all those who stand in my way off the hill.

And it is mine. Who’s the boss now?

Nov 03, 2011 at 10:18PM EDT
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Knocked YO AZZ off dat hill!

Now I’m

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Nov 03, 2011 at 10:20PM EDT
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Amidst the confusion, I dig a hole under the hill- unnoticed- and wait for everything else to happen.

Once I think you guys took out the rest of the population, I get out of the hole. I am the king of the hill.

Nov 04, 2011 at 05:04AM EDT
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I sneak back onto this site at a time when most users are offline, and post vague claims of Kingship of the Hill.
My hill.

Nov 04, 2011 at 06:57AM EDT
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I scare MDF off with this.

I Am THE HILL!

Nov 04, 2011 at 07:20AM EDT
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I ask politely and in the utmost humanely fashion if the previous owner would endow me with ownership of said landmass and due to my extreme kindness and grace I am allowed ownership.
This Fucking Hill Is Mine.

Nov 05, 2011 at 12:18AM EDT
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I drop a fifty ton anvil onto the hill, and on top of RocketPropelledPanda, then blow it up with liberal amounts of C4 and clamber onto the remains.

Hill captured.

Nov 05, 2011 at 12:35AM EDT
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I eat the above user, because he is a cheeto. I am now

Nov 05, 2011 at 01:00AM EDT
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Ar098 wrote:

I eat the above user, because he is a cheeto. I am now

I respawn as a dewott then Razor Shell Chuck and then Fainted.

I am King of Hill.

Nov 05, 2011 at 01:08AM EDT
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I shot you in the head with a sniper and blow your hill with dynamites I buried beneath the hill (sry for being a killjoy).
I’m king of the hill now.

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Nov 05, 2011 at 01:18AM EDT
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I blow up your hill with TNT and Rebuild the hill with Dirt Blocks

I’m king of the two hills.

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Nov 05, 2011 at 01:20AM EDT
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This just in, two hills are too much for this thread and they’re are gonna have to destroy them.
It’s a good thing I’m king of the hill now.

Nov 05, 2011 at 01:32AM EDT
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I inherit the original Kingdom of the Hill, and force your hill to become my vassal through political and military means.
My hills.

Nov 05, 2011 at 02:35AM EDT
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I send my army of trolls to overpower your military and then I set up camp around the hill, making sure to always have it guarded with trolls. I also put in some sentries around the hill as an added precaution.

I am now King of The Hill.

Nov 05, 2011 at 09:53AM EDT
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My army cannot be defeated. I don’t know how you were able to sneak past them while they were fighting the zombies, but they quickly spot you and kill you.

I am King of the Hill again

Nov 05, 2011 at 12:13PM EDT
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Your troll army is utterly decimated by informational nukes. I then rush in with a b&hammer and kill the stragglers, causing massive collateral damage to the surrounding area.

+1 hill.

Nov 05, 2011 at 12:17PM EDT
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I start up #Occupy The Hill and convince you to leave.

I am the King of the Hill. I am the 1%.

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Nov 05, 2011 at 12:32PM EDT
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I punch Troll King’s nose, causing him to have a minor nose bleed, he leaves, getting tissues.
I am now the King of the Hill. Which kind of looks like a peak from a certain angle.

Nov 05, 2011 at 01:58PM EDT
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The other protesters tear you to pieces, and when I come back from getting tissues I reclaim the hill.

Troll King: 1
99%: 0

Nov 05, 2011 at 03:01PM EDT
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I am elected King of the Hill by an assembly of the Hillian aristocracy.
My Hill.

Nov 05, 2011 at 03:30PM EDT
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3 years later I’m elected to look over the hill.
:3

Nov 05, 2011 at 04:18PM EDT
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