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The KnowYourMeme High School Game

Last posted Dec 20, 2011 at 12:06PM EST. Added Nov 15, 2011 at 11:18AM EST
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Ok, I guess I’ll start:
Cameron was late for school again. The battery in his clock had died for the third time this week, causing him to walk out the door fifteen minutes late with a piece of toast clenched between his teeth.
“Where have I seen this before?” he mumbled to himself. “Oh, yeah: EVERY FUCKING ANIME EVER MADE!”

Cameron debunked the rumors of asking RF. He disliked the dimwit, and if TK wanted to ask Fedora, why would Cameron ever want to stop him? The answer is that he wouldn’t.
Cameron pulled his textbooks from his locker, and went to his Internet Culture Studies class.

angrypwnzer wrote:

Cameron debunked the rumors of asking RF. He disliked the dimwit, and if TK wanted to ask Fedora, why would Cameron ever want to stop him? The answer is that he wouldn’t.
Cameron pulled his textbooks from his locker, and went to his Internet Culture Studies class.

I’m a dimwit?! That’s more false than a Scientist thinking that the earth’s Magnetosphere fires out electrons at a slower rate than Planck’s reversed-Einsteinic variable charge mechanism.

“No,” said the doctor, suddenly coming out of his office, while pointing at the nearest calender. “Its friday.”




“God, I hate fridays.” Xenos grumbled while he slipped back into his office.

ItizPWNED is the teacher for Minecraft 101.
Today, we will learn about Creepers. These guys like to blow up your house. What will you do to stop them?
Falcon raises his hand
Build a house out of glass so you can see them coming!
No, falcon. You need to kill their sorry asses and sleep in beds. The best way to do this is snipe them with a bow or hit them with a diamond sword while continuously running away. Any questions!?

in the hoppip over the sea wrote:

ItizPWNED is the teacher for Minecraft 101.
Today, we will learn about Creepers. These guys like to blow up your house. What will you do to stop them?
Falcon raises his hand
Build a house out of glass so you can see them coming!
No, falcon. You need to kill their sorry asses and sleep in beds. The best way to do this is snipe them with a bow or hit them with a diamond sword while continuously running away. Any questions!?

raises hand

Do peace offerings make them go away? Like giving them cobble or wood?

We need a teacher for the creepypasta class. I’m voting Slenderman.

Slenderman: Hello class I am slenderman and Masky will be my teacher assistant. But if you try to skip class hoodie will come get you for me.
Slenderman: Ok KYM the class activity today is stalking children!
1.) Do it from a good distance though.
2.) Stay still as possible.
3.) Dress classy because kids like to get stalked by a man with class.
4.) Make sure to fuck with them a little. Like mind games. I do it to Alex all the time. Then I tell Masky to go after him just for fun.
5.) Try to get in view of pictures and home made videos but with out looking so obvious.
6.) THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP OF ALL. You all will be required to collect 20 dollars from the victim you stalk. I will collect the money you have receive as extra credit.

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Natsuru blasts Witch-King’s ghost out of the bathroom with a giant Fire Ball. “FOR GOD SAKES YOU PERV!” Natsuru screamed as she stormed back to class.

Witch-King limped away. “I just had to pick the bathroom with the Mage in it…”

Patrick woke up in the middle of some sort of math class. Confused, he walked out into the hallway to find a ghost on fire, and a flustered Natsu.

Patrick waved, but Natsu must’ve not noticed him. Not wanting to be an Awkward Penguin, he strolled down the hallway after the flaming apparition, soaking in the entropic environs.

As he slowly realized that the only reason he was here was because the SS Internet was no more, single tear rolled down his cheek. “Courez, petit lapin,” Patrick whispered under his breath, “Courez.”

Done with French, he decided to head down to the music room, and see what was going down.

It was empty.

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 10:30PM EST

The class was over, so Natsuru roamed the halls as she had time to kill. The various club rooms where packed in with students attempting to join. “Damn, all the good ones…” Natsuru said as she continued her quest.

Natsuru gave up her quest and sat against a wall.

A few minutes later Natsuru got bored and stood up, only to get confronted by the school bully…

One almost fatal accidental lightning strike later, Natsuru strolled into the music room, finding Patrick.

Patrick was accompanied by Aristo,who seemed to be unhappy because his English sucks. Nevertheless he tried to talk to Natsu and Patrick,who just laughed at his poor attempt to speak English…
As Patrick and Natsu began to play around with the instruments,Aristo joined them as the lead singer. They decided to found a new band:The “SUPER-HYPER-MEGA-MOE-CUTIES!”
They had a lot of fun,until…

Skeletor-sm

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