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If they were real, who would you worship?

I'd get the feeling that Raptor Jesus would rule with an iron talon/claw/whatever it is that raptors have I'm not gonna Google it now. Human sacrifices because he had a bad day. Human sacrifices because he had a good day. Human sacrifices because it is a day of some sort. And I'm not really cool with that.
 
I like the idea of a generally apathetic, feline deity looking on but not taking too much action outside of begging for food and rubbing your leg as a way to mark you as its property.

Raptor Jesus is our one true saviour! He went extinct for your sins

Neither. I would start my own religion: CITATIONISM!

Raptor Jesus.

Combines the messiah with a clever girl.

Why not both?

Ceiling cat is God, and Rapture Jesus is his messiah.

I would beat the fuck out of that cat.

Raptor Jesus for being just such a freaking douchebag.