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Last posted Dec 16, 2011 at 01:05AM EST. Added Dec 14, 2011 at 10:20PM EST
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I DID IT.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi. You new here?
Stranger: not
Stranger: why?
You: I just did.
Stranger: u r from
Stranger: ok
You: I’m lost. All we do is type?
Stranger: ok
You: Okay. The site’s pretty cool
Stranger: yaa
You: You game for a joke?
You: >read the second word in each of my posts
You have disconnected.

Dec 14, 2011 at 10:48PM EST
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You: Are you a lizard

Stranger: looking to talk to other females about bathroom habits :) im a female

You: HOLY MOLY WAT

Stranger: :)

You: Sometimes i poop

Stranger: lol are you a guy

You: No im a pterodactyl

Smees legit.

Dec 14, 2011 at 10:53PM EST

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello random stranger 18-m
You: 12 f what is this?
Stranger: Wat is wat?
You: what is this site?
Stranger: Just talk to strangers lol
You: but why?
Stranger: Because us grown ups get bored

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi m usa
You: AMERICA! FUCK YEA

Last edited Dec 14, 2011 at 11:07PM EST
Dec 14, 2011 at 11:06PM EST
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Lol, childishness ftw.

Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: how are you?
You: ?uoy era woh
Stranger: great
You: traeg
Stranger: racecar
You: racecar
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 14, 2011 at 11:11PM EST
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oh gawd. I actually just had a discussion with a semi intelligent person. it was at that point that I quit the internet. also log is tl;dr so I won’t post it.

Dec 14, 2011 at 11:28PM EST
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Is a troll still a troll if the victim never realizes they’ve been trolled?

Dec 14, 2011 at 11:31PM EST
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Stranger: hi

Stranger: 17 m usa

You: 18 m usa, last I checked.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

…Well I tried.

Dec 14, 2011 at 11:48PM EST
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Stranger: hi
You: is your refrigerator running?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 15, 2011 at 12:34AM EST
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You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
You: Yes i’m Above Sea Level.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 15, 2011 at 01:04AM EST
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: Wanna date?
Stranger: Sure!

I wasn’t expecting that………………………
(P.S. That actually happened. XD)

Dec 15, 2011 at 01:10AM EST

The first two people from this thread to be randomly paired up will win 500 Internet points.

Dec 15, 2011 at 03:55PM EST
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^Got ’em

Last edited Dec 15, 2011 at 04:04PM EST
Dec 15, 2011 at 04:03PM EST
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You: OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER
You: OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER
You: ¡dןǝɥ
Stranger: hullo?
You: ¿oןןnɥ
Stranger: oh wow lol
You: ןoן ʍoʍ ɥo
Stranger: psssssssssssssssh
You: ɥsssssssssssssssd
Stranger: O_O
You: o_o
Stranger: wtf
You: ɟʇʍ
You: ¡dןןǝɥ
Stranger: srsly….
You: ….ʎןsɹs
You: buıʎp ɯ,ı
Stranger: wth are you. creepy
You: ʎdǝǝɹɔ .noʎ ǝɹɐ ɥʇʍ
You: pob ɥo
You: ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ ǝǝs uɐɔ ı
You: ǝsɐǝןd ǝɯ dןǝɥ
Stranger: O_O
You: o_o
You:
ǝsɐǝןd pob ɹɐǝp ǝɯ dןǝɥ
Stranger: oh shiit
You: ʇııɥs ɥo
You: ʇɥbıɐɹʇs ǝǝs ʇ,uɐɔ ı
You: uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɟɟnʇs ɹnoʎ ןןɐ
You: ɟʇʍ
Stranger: asdfjkl;
You: ;ןʞظɟpsɐ
You: pob ɥo
You:
ǝɯ ɹoɟ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌʎǝɥʇ
You: ʇxǝu ǝɹ,noʎ

Dec 15, 2011 at 05:12PM EST
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

You: horny girl here

Stranger: M/F

Stranger: Yesss

You: wanna see a dirty pic?

Stranger: Yess

You:

You: HA HA

You: just kidding

Stranger: ok

You: I’m actually an 82 year old man in Vietnam

Stranger: Coool

You: And I’m gay

Stranger: Coool

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: ?

You: have cyber sex?

Stranger: Shuree

You: WTF YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY NO

You have disconnected.

Dec 15, 2011 at 05:28PM EST
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Stranger: m or f?
You: I prefer the letter z, to be honest.
Stranger: nice one.
You: Thank you.

Dec 15, 2011 at 05:38PM EST
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Double post for the sake of lulz:

Stranger: saiyak has her hair in a ponytail
You: Did someone say weeaboo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 15, 2011 at 05:40PM EST
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Stranger: hi theres no normal ppl on here smh

You: YOU ARE NOW MY MATE.

Stranger: stfu

You: TOUCH MY FACE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 15, 2011 at 06:17PM EST
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Stranger: hey asl

You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hey cutie im a horny female want to see this hot video i just made? come to my page krunchd.com/femalesanta

You: Designations required.

You: Repeat: State designation or this unit will commence termination.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last edited Dec 15, 2011 at 06:26PM EST
Dec 15, 2011 at 06:23PM EST
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hay

Stranger: 26 m

Stranger: you?

You: 84 f

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 15, 2011 at 06:26PM EST
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i just talked with some one who dislike’s this website because he say’s we don’t give 4chan any credit and because he raged about the video greatest memes of 2011 and at the end i just spamed love and tolerate i could not copy and pase it because i pressed escape 3 times

Last edited Dec 15, 2011 at 07:46PM EST
Dec 15, 2011 at 07:45PM EST
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Alright, how about a game?
On Omegle, ask someone “What is Spy?”
If the other guy responds with “A dashing rogue”, they are from Know Your Meme.
The first two people to find each other win.
GO!

Dec 15, 2011 at 07:48PM EST
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BEST. CONVERSATION. EVER.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Now this is a story all about how
Stranger: my life got flipped turned upside down
You: And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
Stranger: I’ll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel air
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
Stranger: on the playground was where i spent most of my days
You: Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
Stranger: and all shootin some bball outside of school
You: When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Stranger: started making trouble in my neighborhood
You: I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
Stranger: She said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
Stranger: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
You: If anything I can say this cab was rare
Stranger: But I thought ‘Man forget it’ – ‘Yo home to Bel Air’
You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
Stranger: And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
You: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
Stranger: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
You have disconnected.

Dec 15, 2011 at 08:35PM EST
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You: What is OP?
Stranger: my face
You: /your face is a faggot.
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: i’m a pile of sticks.
Stranger: thankyou kind stranger.
You: No, you’re a homosexual.
Stranger: No, I’m a girl. Thankyou though (:
You: You can still be a homosexual.
Stranger: O.
Stranger: I’m a bromosexual
You: Go on.
You: Tell me you know you love women.
You: I’m all ears.
Stranger: I love my mommy.
You: Oh, saucy.
Stranger: Omg.
Stranger: saucy.
You: Yeah.
You: I’ve overstayed my welcome.
Stranger: bai

That went very badly.

Dec 15, 2011 at 08:57PM EST
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You: Hi

Stranger: 18 m

You: What?

Dec 16, 2011 at 12:06AM EST

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Let me guess…………..your gonna disconnect in five seconds.
Stranger: why?
You: Everyone does that.
Stranger: i mean…sounds like i should
You: XD
Stranger: :P
You: rofl
You: lmao
You: OMGWTFBQQ
Stranger: whats your name
You: That’s were I draw the line.
You: That’s me real name.
You: Serious.
You: 100%
You: Poop Salad
Stranger: um
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 16, 2011 at 12:11AM EST

Not even trolling, just hilarious:
Stranger: hey male 17
You: I don’t think you want to cyber with a guy, dude
Stranger: yea agreed bro
You: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 16, 2011 at 01:05AM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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