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Christmas Movie Plothole

Last posted Dec 17, 2011 at 06:54AM EST. Added Dec 15, 2011 at 09:00PM EST
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So in every Christmas movie ever, Santa Claus is real, right?
Ever noticed the parents don’t believe in Santa?
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF PRESENTS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR UNDER THEIR TREE EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Discuss.

Dec 15, 2011 at 09:00PM EST
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Santa wasn’t real in any of the movies and the children were actually in mental institutions.

Dec 15, 2011 at 09:01PM EST
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Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.

In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.

Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.

Dec 15, 2011 at 09:13PM EST
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

Santa is a stalker. He enjoys watching people in their most private moments.

Dec 15, 2011 at 09:24PM EST

They think Christmas trees drop presents like fruit.

But only once a year, of course. If they’ve been lobbed off at the trunk and left marinating in a bowl of water. And it only happens when everyone is asleep.

Dec 15, 2011 at 10:35PM EST
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CitationNeeded wrote:

So in every Christmas movie ever, Santa Claus is real, right?
Ever noticed the parents don’t believe in Santa?
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF PRESENTS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR UNDER THEIR TREE EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Discuss.

Santa Claus is like God. He can bend space and time, make presents appear from nothing and give them to all the good children of the planet in the turn of a night.
But when he stops giving presents to you because you are old enough to gain them by yourself, you stop beliving it does exist.

Last edited Dec 16, 2011 at 07:28AM EST
Dec 16, 2011 at 07:27AM EST
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Fridge wrote:

Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.

In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.

Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.

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Dec 16, 2011 at 08:28AM EST

Actually, Santa Claus is the most beloved character close to being a terrorist. I mean, he can enter your home without being noticed, he controls lots and lots of gnomes/elfs/whatever (like a Drug Cartel, to say the least) and he also steals millions of dollars worth of toys. ALSO: He flies!

The USSR wasn’t the red terror, Santa Claus is.

Dec 16, 2011 at 10:42AM EST
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Fridge wrote:

Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.

In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.

Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.

Dec 16, 2011 at 09:41PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.

In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.

Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.

Dec 16, 2011 at 09:49PM EST
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CitationNeeded wrote:

So in every Christmas movie ever, Santa Claus is real, right?
Ever noticed the parents don’t believe in Santa?
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF PRESENTS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR UNDER THEIR TREE EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Discuss.

It’s supposed to be an argument for atheists. The parents represent atheists, and Santa represents God.
It doesn’t work very well because the present thing never happens in real life, though.

Dec 16, 2011 at 10:48PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.

In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.

Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.

Dec 17, 2011 at 12:13AM EST
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