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Girls are like Pokémon...

Last posted Jan 04, 2012 at 11:12AM EST. Added Jan 02, 2012 at 04:33PM EST
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…you can never understand a thing they’re saying.
…you need balls to catch them.
…all the good ones are really hard to find, while the annoying ones are seemingly everywhere.
…all they’re good for is breeding.
…there are way too many different types.
…some of them are really easy to ride.
…it’s nearly impossible to catch ‘em all.
…it’s exciting to watch them fight.
…you’ve never seen one in real life.

Last edited Jan 02, 2012 at 04:34PM EST
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…you like to make them kill each other with lightning

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:34PM EST
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…You can keep them in captivity, do whatever you want with them, and nobody cares.
…You can put them in a computer

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:40PM EST
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…the one’s you like are either taken or out of your league.

Last edited Jan 02, 2012 at 04:41PM EST
Jan 02, 2012 at 04:40PM EST
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… They only have 4 moves and when they need to learn something new, they have to forget a move.
… Feeding them rare candy can make them evolve into their “bigger” forms.
… Some have hidden abilities

Last edited Jan 02, 2012 at 04:45PM EST
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…throw mud at them!

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:45PM EST

You aren’t supposed to stick your dick in them?

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:46PM EST
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…gen III was best?

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:48PM EST

They hide in tall grass and wait for unwary travelers.

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:48PM EST
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…An older couple always wants to steal them away from you.

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:51PM EST
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They shoot fire out of their mouths at your command.

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:52PM EST
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If I saw one in a safari they would run regardless of rocks thrown.

Jan 02, 2012 at 04:54PM EST
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…some are impossible to catch with normal balls.

Jan 02, 2012 at 07:00PM EST
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ITT: Frustrated teenage boys joke about their frustration with the opposite sex.

Here’s a tip, guys: drop the chauvinism. We like effeminate males.

Jan 02, 2012 at 07:26PM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

ITT: Frustrated teenage boys joke about their frustration with the opposite sex.

Here’s a tip, guys: drop the chauvinism. We like effeminate males.

Lrn2joke.

Also, with your body, I think effeminate men are the only type of men you’ll be attracting, if you know what I mean.

Last edited Jan 02, 2012 at 08:11PM EST
Jan 02, 2012 at 08:03PM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

ITT: Frustrated teenage boys joke about their frustration with the opposite sex.

Here’s a tip, guys: drop the chauvinism. We like effeminate males.

You need a rare candy van right now.

Jan 02, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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How about positive ones!
… If you treat them with love and respect you will grow a strong bond!

Lol, screw that!
… Sometimes you can trade them with your friends
… Using sleep powder is a quick and easy to catch one

Jan 02, 2012 at 08:38PM EST
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Like that time I bought one at the arcade.

Jan 02, 2012 at 08:47PM EST

Some can explode for seemingly no reason any second.

Jan 02, 2012 at 08:50PM EST

Iamslow wrote:

Some can explode for seemingly no reason any second.

RATTATAS!!!

Jan 03, 2012 at 05:39PM EST
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Women are like Pokemon, they’re fictional creatures that do not exist.

Jan 03, 2012 at 06:01PM EST
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…some weird old guy lets you choose one.
…whichever one you get, Gary motherfucking Oak has a better one.

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…the best, most powerful ones are all owned by douchebags.

Jan 03, 2012 at 06:31PM EST
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…Fighting Types are cheap as hell.

Jan 03, 2012 at 06:33PM EST
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Young kids like them. “Big Kids” Hate them. Teenagers and college students are completly obsessed.

Jan 03, 2012 at 06:52PM EST
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Dane wrote:

You aren’t supposed to stick your dick in them?

Jan 03, 2012 at 08:48PM EST
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Most women are like zubat. Their only moves is confuse ray and supersonic and they appear in huge amounts.

Jan 03, 2012 at 09:21PM EST

If girls are like pokemon, what does that make men?

Jan 03, 2012 at 10:26PM EST
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Ashbot wrote:

If girls are like pokemon, what does that make men?

DIGIMON! DIGITAL MONSTERS!

Jan 04, 2012 at 02:27AM EST

Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

DIGIMON! DIGITAL MONSTERS!

Makes complete sense to me.

Jan 04, 2012 at 09:59AM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

ITT: Frustrated teenage boys joke about their frustration with the opposite sex.

Here’s a tip, guys: drop the chauvinism. We like effeminate males.

Jan 04, 2012 at 11:10AM EST
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1 Ball per Pokemon, thankfully I have six.

Last edited Jan 04, 2012 at 11:13AM EST
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