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The First World Problems Thread

Last posted Jan 16, 2012 at 05:38PM EST. Added Jan 09, 2012 at 05:33PM EST
45 posts from 27 users

In this thread you post some of the First World Problems you encounter daily.
For example:
The ice in my soda always melts before I drink it.
I was making nachos, but then I figured out we had potato chips. Now I’m too full to eat the potato chips.
CONTINUE.

Jan 09, 2012 at 05:33PM EST
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So I went to eat the potato chips, and it turns out they were multigrain chips. FUUUUU

Jan 09, 2012 at 05:39PM EST
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Today I couldn’t check Facebook before going to work because I overslept for 15 minutes.

Jan 09, 2012 at 05:40PM EST
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Then I have to get on KYM and check out all the threads and put my two cents in every one I find.

Jan 09, 2012 at 05:41PM EST
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A few minutes ago I went to make hot cocoa, and after I opened the packet I found out we are out of milk. Water cocoa is nasty. Waste of a glass of cocoa.

Jan 09, 2012 at 05:46PM EST
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Computer restarted while I was editing a picture to apply updates.

Jan 09, 2012 at 05:56PM EST
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I’m too full to eat any more delicious Pringles.

It’s alright I guess. My hand is too fat to fit so I have to pour them out anyway.

Jan 09, 2012 at 05:59PM EST
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CitationNeeded wrote:

So I went to eat the potato chips, and it turns out they were multigrain chips. FUUUUU

You think that’s bad?

Jan 09, 2012 at 06:02PM EST
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Wanted ice cream, but had to wait till after dinner to eat it.

Jan 09, 2012 at 06:06PM EST
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Cale wrote:

I’m too full to eat any more delicious Pringles.

It’s alright I guess. My hand is too fat to fit so I have to pour them out anyway.

You forgot that you need to make some effort to raise the pringles facing down to your mouth.

Jan 09, 2012 at 06:06PM EST
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Told myself I would stop posting in the shipping thread.
I posted a picture in the shipping thread…

Jan 09, 2012 at 06:45PM EST
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I only have 30 minutes for lunch.
It takes 15 minutes to order and get my food
My food is so hot it takes 10 minutes to cool
Leaving me only 5 minutes to eat

Last edited Jan 09, 2012 at 07:33PM EST
Jan 09, 2012 at 07:31PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

Someone posted before me, but then deleted their post making it look like I double posted.
And yes, this also doubles as a First World Problems joke.

Jan 09, 2012 at 07:59PM EST
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Rin wouldn’t suck my DICK

Jan 09, 2012 at 08:14PM EST

I go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and I already full by the appetizers.

Last edited Jan 09, 2012 at 09:54PM EST
Jan 09, 2012 at 09:53PM EST
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> Had bought a kettle bell weighing 40 lbs
> Had also bought a Vidyah on same day
> Couldn’t hold Vidyah so put it under armpit
> Had to walk 400 meters from the weight store to my car carrying 40 lbs kettle bell
> Had constipated look on my face
> Had people Mirin

Tru story

Jan 09, 2012 at 11:45PM EST
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I hate greasy meat, but all meat taste greasy.

Last edited Jan 10, 2012 at 12:53AM EST
Jan 10, 2012 at 12:53AM EST

Wants to play a Steam game.
Has to wait 2 hours to download updates.

Jan 10, 2012 at 01:42AM EST
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Eats Subway.
Everything falls out when I grab it.

Jan 10, 2012 at 01:44AM EST

Can’t find tissue, so wipes nose with sleeve.
Finds some tissue in pocket.

Jan 10, 2012 at 02:43AM EST
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Lich wrote:

Wants to play a Steam game.
Has to wait 2 hours to download updates.

Jan 10, 2012 at 05:57AM EST

I rage quit Pokemon cause I’ve tried 50 times to get a gym badge and always lose.

Jan 10, 2012 at 07:12AM EST

The water in the school’s drinking fountain is warm.

Jan 15, 2012 at 11:57AM EST

I wanted to eat some chocolate ice cream but I no more so now I have to eat strawberry ice cream.

Jan 15, 2012 at 03:46PM EST
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I squeeze my toothpaste too hard. Now I have to clean my teeth for 10 minutes,so the paste doesn’t go to waste.

Jan 16, 2012 at 07:08AM EST
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I smashed my best friends glass coffee table with my ass. I really liked that table.

(Based on a true drunken bender)

Jan 16, 2012 at 07:41AM EST
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My name is hard to remember or spell so I’m often discluded from things.

Jan 16, 2012 at 10:15AM EST

Jan 16, 2012 at 10:54AM EST

My PC game crashed and now I have to play on my PS3.
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I don’t like anything in my fridge so I have to order out.
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I have to go get a free education.
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I wanted a pepsi and they only had coke.
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The new shoes I bought haven’t broken in yet.
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ok I think that’s good

Jan 16, 2012 at 11:07AM EST

Gamzee wrote:

My PC game crashed and now I have to play on my PS3.
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I don’t like anything in my fridge so I have to order out.
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I have to go get a free education.
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I wanted a pepsi and they only had coke.
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The new shoes I bought haven’t broken in yet.
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ok I think that’s good

Jan 16, 2012 at 11:30AM EST
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I need a new game to play because all the old ones I have are getting boring.
But I can’t find any games that suit my taste…

Jan 16, 2012 at 12:37PM EST
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I don’t know what to buy with all my money :C

Jan 16, 2012 at 03:35PM EST

I’m dead.

Jan 16, 2012 at 05:31PM EST
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