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f**** one, kill one, marry one

Last posted Jan 28, 2012 at 07:08PM EST. Added Jan 23, 2012 at 07:06PM EST
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Very simple game. I’ll name three women and you have to decide which one you’d fuck, which one you’d kill and which one you’d marry. Then you pick three new women for the next person.

Rosie O’Donnell
Ellen Degeneress
Martha Stewart

Have fun!

Fuck the two dudes from dual survival (MORE LIKE DP SURVIVAL)
Kill survivor man
Marry Bear Grylls, learn to cook with urine and take lots of golden showers

Apu, Moe, or Barney

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 07:53PM EST

Fuck Barney cause neither of us should remember it.
Kill Apu for lulz
Marry Moe for unlimited alcohol.

Honey Badger, Giant Japanese Wasps, Slender Loris.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 07:58PM EST

Kalmo wrote:

Maybe we should just choose KYM members.

Olivia
Taryn
Philip

Fuck Olivia. Her thousands of penises would be ever so soothing.

Kill Taryn, obviously.

Marry Phil; for some reason, I think it could work out.

The shipping thread is gonna have a field day with this.

Fridge wrote:

Fuck Olivia. Her thousands of penises would be ever so soothing.

Kill Taryn, obviously.

Marry Phil; for some reason, I think it could work out.

The shipping thread is gonna have a field day with this.

No one possible thought of that till you said that…good god.

just a guy on the internet wrote:

kill goku
fuck t-rex
marry Gamzee

old spice guy
leeroy jenkins
the most interesting man in the world

Fuck the old spice guy
Marry the most interesting man in the world
kill leery jenkins

Gambit, puss in boots, hugh grant

badsitrep wrote:

I would penis my fuck
Wang my kill
And dick my marry

Twinkies, Doritos, Pop-tarts.

fuck a Twinkie
marry a dorito
kill pop-tarts.
.
Kalmo
Witchybr0
and
me

Gamzee wrote:

fuck a Twinkie
marry a dorito
kill pop-tarts.
.
Kalmo
Witchybr0
and
me

I’d fuck you silly
Marry Kalmo
and chop of Witchybr0s body and just leave the dick. killing him in the process of course.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 08:49PM EST

KYM:

Kill Spambot
Marry Natsuru
Fuck Gamzee

OP:
Fuck Ellen Degeneress {Then kill her}
Marry Martha Stewart {Keep her alive in the kitchen}
Kill Rosie O’Donnell {Then kill her again, just to be sure}

Random:

Fuck a giant fish
Marry Deborah
Kill my balls

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Gamzee

Marry Kalmo
Kill Witchy
Make sweet tender love to you

[edit]

Haha, Ninja’d by dac with the exact same response!


Link, Oprah Winfrey, Duke Nukem

Perverted minds think alike!

I would marry oprah for the money
Fuck link because he kind of looks like keira knightley ( flat chested girl)
Kill Duke Nukem for that turd of a game that just came out, also so I can say I killed Duke Nukem
Kirby, Christian bale, your mom

I’d marry Kirby, Kill Christian Bale, and Fuck your mom.

Karkat, John, Terezi

Edit: Also I feel very flattered that you two would like to marry me ;D <333

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 09:10PM EST

People want to Marry Kalmo and kill me.
There is no image or collection of words* to express how much this pisses me off. The blood from the exposed sinews of my clenched fists streams down and sizzles on the remains of the glass and razor blades I ground my teeth on. My eyes have disintegrated from the complete evil of the words I have burned unto my mind, and only by reaching out with tendrils of fury can I detect the stench of you cretins and worms.

*I lied.

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

I would Fuck john, marry karkat, and kill terezi.
dont ask.

please explain.

also, bAcK oFf KaRkAt hE’s MoThErFuCkInG mInE.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 09:14PM EST

Cale wrote:

People want to Marry Kalmo and kill me.
There is no image or collection of words* to express how much this pisses me off. The blood from the exposed sinews of my clenched fists streams down and sizzles on the remains of the glass and razor blades I ground my teeth on. My eyes have disintegrated from the complete evil of the words I have burned unto my mind, and only by reaching out with tendrils of fury can I detect the stench of you cretins and worms.

*I lied.

Fine, Fine. I’ll fuck you too before I cut off your body and just leave the dick. killing you in the process of course.

Fuck the devil (it’d be hot! Badumtss!)
Marry the painter! (I’m drawn to him!)
Kill cthulhu (I dunno his eye drops good loot)
I didn’t suggest any so the next person does fridge logics and chooses new ones.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 10:16PM EST

Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

Fuck the devil (it’d be hot! Badumtss!)
Marry the painter! (I’m drawn to him!)
Kill cthulhu (I dunno his eye drops good loot)
I didn’t suggest any so the next person does fridge logics and chooses new ones.

ideas for the shipping thread are being made

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

alright,
Cthulhu
the devil
the painter from castle crashers

Fuck the Cthulhu
Marry the painter, so I could have him paint me all kinds of bitches for me to fuck. and pinkie pie( not to fuck)
Kill the motherfucking devil

Cthulhu
the devil
the painter from castle crashers

This is a tough one.

I’d kill the devil. No way around that one.
I’d fuck the painter so long as I get to be on top. That would probably be a less fatal experience than doing Cthulu
This leaves me with marrying Cthulu, but I’ll just sign up for a divorce

Okay, how about Yugi Moto, Seto Kaiba and Marik Ishtar?

Last edited Jan 24, 2012 at 02:01AM EST

Kill blow up doll.
Marry the sheep.
and fuck Rick Perry.
You didn’t expect that did you? (Besides I like to joke with people. :P)
Cyber demon, zombie boomer, and a head crab.

Last edited Jan 24, 2012 at 08:46PM EST

Actually I put those options up specifically make someone marry a sheep. Although I expected you to kill Rick and sex up the doll.

Kill Boomer
Marry Cyber demon
Sexy time with head crab

And then BSoD was a zombie

[edit]

It happened again! While I was thinking of options, someone ninja’s me with my exact same answer!

To answer Douglas

Fuck John
Marry Ramsey
Kill the other guy


Sarah Kerrigan, The Swamp Monster, Bearsharktopus

Last edited Jan 24, 2012 at 08:55PM EST

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Id fuck Sarah


Don’t forget the condoms. I hear Zerg infestation can be sexually transmitted


Sex up Clinton (I hear he’s good at that)
Marry Bush Sr.
Kill Bush Jr.


Starfox, Mario, Kirby

I would Fuck kirby big time
Marry starfox
and kill mario

Pinkie pie, Derek Zoolander, and Micheal Jordon

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Marry Pinkie Pie (think of the parties we would have together)
Kill Zoolander
Sexy up Jordon

Gee, why do I always end up shagging guys?


Gordon Frohman, John Freeman, Dr Hax

Kill John Freeman
Marry Doc Hax
Fuck Gordon Frohman
__________________________________________________________________________________
Now its your time

Callista Gingrich

Gamzee Makara
Jeff the Killer


I Gave you the best choice didn’t i?I am such a good person

Skeletor-sm

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