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What would you like to order?

Cheetos.

well i would like the menu first.

Can I get the Krusty Krab pizza?

bacon

Here you are, sir.

Everything on the menu. Don't worry, the poster above me will take the tab.

I want the veal scalopini. I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981.

(Karma to anyone who remembers this line).

What about a good ol' fashioned cola?

I'm surprised nobody wants the roast duck with the mango salsa. That's our best item.

eats the food, shits in bobs

Yeah. I'll have four fried chickens and a coke.

I'll order a beer and a cactus

I'll have a Scoutaloo and some Dr Pepper.

Waiter!

Hey, waiter!

Can I have some soup for my soup, so I can slurp while I slurp?

Sorry, I'm not your waiter.

He is v

I'll have the Mako Shark and the common carp, please.

Check please!

Your total comes to 827.53 Krama.

Hello Skitch, could I please have your finest pizza with everything on it?

Oh, you mean a salad?

Yep.

can i get a your finest bacon in a glass with extra grease please; and a diet coke please;thx

I'll have Glagnar's Human Rinds with Slurm.

The Know Your Meme™ restaurant would like to inform it's faithful customers that it imports only the finest lulzy ingredients from the most historic of places. We care about value and customer satisfaction.

Our ingredients are then handled by the best delivery service available.

You'll get it a-la over the head.

WHAT GREAT SERVICE!

I'm serious.

For starters, brownies please.

Ala mode bitch.

I'd like to order a round of slaps in the face with warm oven mittens for me and my friends here.

Future of the Restaurant?
Still need 2 positions

A Natural African Mango, please.

I like white wine.

Congradulations Teh Brawler you are now hired please go give food to the Users you get paid one karma per millenium

hm…
i want the roast beef.
and to drink i want the…..
water. just water.

i had a joke, but fucking lolcats i eated it….

Sorry, we have roast water, not beef.

Sir, I would like a Bacon Explosion.
With extra bacon.

Also, AHAAAA BiTF REFERENCE 1 KARMA FOR YOU MY FRIEND

I'd like a poptart with a dash of rainbow.

well then i'll have the death star meatball with the roast water, please.

and 1 krama to you for getting the reference.

Would you like a side of bacon with that?

Waiter!

Hey, waiter!
 
I got into a fight with Xzibit about the soup for my soup, and then Leonardo DiCaprio got into a fight with Xzibit about fighting with me, and now they're fighting about the fight, but I still haven't gotten my soup for my soup so I can slurp while I slurp.

Oh, Verbose is here.
We can now start cooking our venison soup.

'Ere you ah, suh.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an