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Welcome to the KYM Restaurant

Last posted Jan 26, 2012 at 08:46PM EST. Added Jan 24, 2012 at 11:59PM EST
66 posts from 33 users

Cheetos.

Last edited Jan 25, 2012 at 12:02AM EST
Jan 25, 2012 at 12:01AM EST
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Can I get the Krusty Krab pizza?

Last edited Jan 25, 2012 at 12:05AM EST
Jan 25, 2012 at 12:02AM EST
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Everything on the menu. Don’t worry, the poster above me will take the tab.

Jan 25, 2012 at 12:12AM EST
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I want the veal scalopini. I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981.

(Karma to anyone who remembers this line).

Jan 25, 2012 at 12:20AM EST
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eats the food, shits in bobs

Jan 25, 2012 at 12:30AM EST

Yeah. I’ll have four fried chickens and a coke.

Jan 25, 2012 at 12:34AM EST
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Waiter!

Hey, waiter!


Can I have some soup for my soup, so I can slurp while I slurp?

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:05AM EST

I’ll have the Mako Shark and the common carp, please.

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:08AM EST
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Hello Skitch, could I please have your finest pizza with everything on it?

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:19AM EST
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Skitch the Wolf, KYM Community Pet wrote:

Oh, you mean a salad?

Yep.

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:21AM EST
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can i get a your finest bacon in a glass with extra grease please; and a diet coke please;thx

Last edited Jan 25, 2012 at 01:26AM EST
Jan 25, 2012 at 01:25AM EST
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I’ll have Glagnar’s Human Rinds with Slurm.

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:41AM EST

The Know Your Meme™ restaurant would like to inform it’s faithful customers that it imports only the finest lulzy ingredients from the most historic of places. We care about value and customer satisfaction.

Our ingredients are then handled by the best delivery service available.

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:47AM EST
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i want a skateboard

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:48AM EST

Skitch the Wolf, KYM Community Pet wrote:

You’ll get it a-la over the head.

WHAT GREAT SERVICE!

I’m serious.

Jan 25, 2012 at 01:53AM EST

For starters, brownies please.

Jan 25, 2012 at 04:50AM EST

I’d like to order a round of slaps in the face with warm oven mittens for me and my friends here.

Jan 25, 2012 at 07:42AM EST
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Future of the Restaurant?
Still need 2 positions

Jan 25, 2012 at 09:09AM EST

Max Cobar™ wrote:


Future of the Restaurant?
Still need 2 positions

I like white wine.

Jan 25, 2012 at 03:28PM EST
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Teh Brawler wrote:

I like white wine.

Congradulations Teh Brawler you are now hired please go give food to the Users you get paid one karma per millenium

Jan 25, 2012 at 03:41PM EST

hm…
i want the roast beef.
and to drink i want the…..
water. just water.

Last edited Jan 25, 2012 at 03:42PM EST
Jan 25, 2012 at 03:42PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

hm…
i want the roast beef.
and to drink i want the…..
water. just water.

Sorry, we have roast water, not beef.

Last edited Jan 25, 2012 at 03:58PM EST
Jan 25, 2012 at 03:56PM EST
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Sir, I would like a Bacon Explosion.
With extra bacon.

Jan 25, 2012 at 03:59PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

hm…
i want the roast beef.
and to drink i want the…..
water. just water.

Also, AHAAAA BiTF REFERENCE 1 KARMA FOR YOU MY FRIEND

Jan 25, 2012 at 03:59PM EST
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Skitch the Wolf, KYM Community Pet wrote:

Sorry, we have roast water, not beef.

well then i’ll have the death star meatball with the roast water, please.

Jan 25, 2012 at 04:00PM EST
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Waiter!

Hey, waiter!
 
I got into a fight with Xzibit about the soup for my soup, and then Leonardo DiCaprio got into a fight with Xzibit about fighting with me, and now they’re fighting about the fight, but I still haven’t gotten my soup for my soup so I can slurp while I slurp.

Jan 25, 2012 at 04:43PM EST

Oh, Verbose is here.
We can now start cooking our venison soup.

Jan 25, 2012 at 04:45PM EST
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Verbose wrote:

Waiter!

Hey, waiter!
 
I got into a fight with Xzibit about the soup for my soup, and then Leonardo DiCaprio got into a fight with Xzibit about fighting with me, and now they’re fighting about the fight, but I still haven’t gotten my soup for my soup so I can slurp while I slurp.

’Ere you ah, suh.

Jan 25, 2012 at 04:54PM EST
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