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Your Epitaph

Last posted Feb 20, 2012 at 04:04AM EST. Added Feb 18, 2012 at 02:49PM EST
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Browsing through today’s imgur gallery, I stumbled across this image, and a sudden realization caught hold of me… I don’t know what I want as an epitaph.

So, pardon the question’s somewhat macabre theme, but I was just wondering… What do you guys want on your tombstone?

Feb 18, 2012 at 02:49PM EST
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I plan on living forever, so I have no need for such trivial things as epitaphs.

Feb 18, 2012 at 02:51PM EST
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“I may or may not actually be in the Coffin.”

Last edited Feb 18, 2012 at 03:12PM EST
Feb 18, 2012 at 03:05PM EST
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“See you in the zombie apocalypse.”

Feb 18, 2012 at 03:06PM EST
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“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”

Feb 18, 2012 at 03:57PM EST
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“I ran out of fairies…”

Last edited Feb 18, 2012 at 04:40PM EST
Feb 18, 2012 at 04:12PM EST
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“I’ll be back”

Last edited Feb 18, 2012 at 04:29PM EST
Feb 18, 2012 at 04:24PM EST

@Kalmo

Or maybe your epitaph should have this on it

(Ganon included)

Last edited Feb 18, 2012 at 04:36PM EST
Feb 18, 2012 at 04:32PM EST
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“Behind You”

Feb 18, 2012 at 06:29PM EST

“That’s my face you’re standing on you fat sack of shit.”

Feb 18, 2012 at 06:43PM EST
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“Here was here a minute ago”
George Carlin
“I told you I was sick”
Spike Milligan

Feb 18, 2012 at 07:12PM EST
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I REGRET NOTHING!

Feb 19, 2012 at 01:50PM EST

“You must have a Gold Account to view this epitaph”

Feb 19, 2012 at 02:16PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

I REGRET NOTHING!

Same.

Feb 19, 2012 at 02:31PM EST
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Alex wrote:

“You must have a Gold Account to view this epitaph”

[Sorry- you need a Know Your Meme™ Platinum Account© to see this Epitaph]

Feb 19, 2012 at 04:15PM EST

“Steve, if you’re reading this it means I didn’t make it back. It also means you’ve broken a filament controlling a 13-second delay trigger. End of game. Bang, You’re dead.”

Feb 19, 2012 at 10:53PM EST
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“My only regret is not ever being able to catch all 649 Pokémon…
Wait… Are there even more now?
FUCK!”

Last edited Feb 19, 2012 at 11:18PM EST
Feb 19, 2012 at 11:18PM EST
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“Has the zombie apocalypse happened yet?

YES: What are you doing in the cemetery you idiot!?

NO: BRING ME SOME FLOWERS DAMMIT

Feb 19, 2012 at 11:20PM EST
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