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The last meme article you viewed is now your superpower...

Last posted Feb 29, 2012 at 04:47PM EST. Added Feb 26, 2012 at 03:35AM EST
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So…

My superpower is being able to identify what people like in secret? I suppose it could be useful.

I’m going to give it a test spin on Bob…let’s see what Bob enjoys when nobody is watching…

…seriously Bob? You are into…oh god…holy shit Bob!…OH GOD!

…OH MY GOD! I TAKE IT BACK! I DON’T WANT THIS POWER ANYMORE!

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 06:35AM EST

But I viewed Homestuck-

GASP

…Am I a Time-Traveling Inter-Dimensional 13-Year Old Physically-Handicapped Blind Alien Fish Vampire Ghost Robot Wizard Psychic Ninja Ventriloquist Jugglo Empress Neko Furry Fashion-Designer?

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

My Little Pony is my superpower?

So… that means…

I can give people diabetes, hysteria, the jollies, and awesome cancer, as well as convert them to my cause. I can also tolerate any pain, and feel love for everything, meaning I have no rivals or nemesiseses.

Effectively making Superman my bitch.

No, it means you can destroy haters.

Pokemon Creepy Black

WHEATLEY uses CURSE.

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