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The Corrupted Wish Game

Last posted Mar 26, 2012 at 07:50PM EDT. Added Mar 17, 2012 at 05:13PM EDT
266 posts from 57 users

Time to revive this game!


A user makes a wish, then the following user grants it, but it’s corrupted (NOT the opposite), and then makes a wish himself, etc.

Example:
User 1: I wish for some beer
User 2: It’s poisoned, and upon drinking it you die.
I wish to play a game of golf
User 3: You hit yourself in the balls with your golfstick.
I wish for a taco.

Etc, etc.

I’ll start:
I wish for The Doctor to appear and take me on AWESOME TIME TRAVELS!!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:13PM EDT
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The Doctor does appear, but he takes you on those kinds of travels….if you know what I mean.

I wish I was a pie.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:17PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:15PM EDT
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A Juggalo with candy corn horns turned you into a pie, which made everyone high.
I wish RandomMan gives me a Pan that is made out of Swagsium.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:26PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:16PM EDT
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Your wish is granted….
5 days are delayed but the 2 days remaining will have 5 exams in them
I wish for Toast

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:23PM EDT

Granted, But the toast is burnt and on fire.
I Wish for un-censored Sunglasses.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:26PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:25PM EDT
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Ok, but they’re pink.

I wish someone would update the hangman thread.
Cough, cough. Hint, hint.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:28PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:25PM EDT
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You get toast, but it’s, well…………… toasted

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver prop that actually works.

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:26PM EDT
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Granted, but it cannot lock doors, only unlock.
I wish for more wishes!

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:29PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:27PM EDT

Turns out that wish breaks the rules,
So it can’t be Granted.
I Wish everyone would stop ninjaing everyone else.

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:28PM EDT
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You get more wishes, but there are so many something I can’t think of because I’m way too tired happens.
I wish for bed.

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:29PM EDT
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granted, but the bed is on fire.
I wish I Had the best gun ever, and it works, and fires actual bullets.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:30PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:29PM EDT
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Granted. However, you don’t know how to use a gun and killed yourself in the recoil of your first shot.

I wish for more forum ninjas.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:30PM EDT
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You get more forum Ninja’s, but instead of spreading, they all Ninja you. Just you. You’re the only one left. You. Only you.

I wish for a bed that isn’t on fire.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT
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Granted but now it’s in fire.
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I wish for a pony.

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT

Granted, but it is frozen.
I wish for a Nintendo console which can play any Nintendo game ever made!

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:33PM EDT

The hangman thread gets updated, but you get hung.
I wish to know ALL the memes!

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:35PM EDT
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You have made a Entry of every meme on the internet,
Now there’s no point for Entry Mods anymore.
I Wish this post would get ninjaed.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:38PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:37PM EDT
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It gets Ninja’d, but since it was already posted, this causes time to collaps and The Doctor has to go and save the day, but he’s trapped in the Pandorica.

I wish for Vermin Supreme to become President of the United States.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 05:39PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 05:39PM EDT
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He does become president, but he ruins everything.

I wish to play the perfect video game.

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:42PM EDT
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Skyrim with the ending of Mass Effect 3

I wish I had a Portal Gun

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:44PM EDT
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yes, but you make an infinite loop, fall into it, and accidentally drop the portal gun.
I wish this statement was false.

Mar 17, 2012 at 05:47PM EDT
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Nope just parakeet punch
i wish thread was not about 12 inch big dicks

Mar 17, 2012 at 06:33PM EDT
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The laptop gets so powerful the energy in it detonates causing a cataclysmic explosion.
I wish people to stop making all these green hair/whore jokes.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 06:44PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 06:44PM EDT
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they do, but now you’re a slut and you have red hair.
I wish For your soul!
(If somebody posts the response that is a reference to twisted metal 3 i will be your best friend forever)

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 06:51PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 06:51PM EDT
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Granted, but the soul consumes your own turning you into a soulless husk of your former self.
I wish for dinosaur!

Mar 17, 2012 at 06:53PM EDT
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you get dinosaur, but it eats you.
I wish for an ice cream truck.
@gespenst: damn you.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 06:55PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 06:55PM EDT
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An ice cream truck is heading right for you about 80 miles P/H, you should get out of the way before it hits- Oh and he got hit.
I want a box of your finest cigars.

Mar 17, 2012 at 07:03PM EDT

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

you get them, but you can only wish for things made of dust.
I wish to be immortal.

You kill a guy and get life imprisonment.
I wish that pokemon were real.

Mar 17, 2012 at 09:36PM EDT
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You get a charmander that burns your house down.
I wish for world peace.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 09:51PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 09:37PM EDT
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Lolrus wrote:

You get a charmander that burns your house down.
I wish for world peace.

you have peace but your a virgin now lol virgin
i wish that i wont get banned

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 09:50PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 09:50PM EDT

Wish granted, because we love you so much we couldn’t bare to see you leave.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Mar 17, 2012 at 09:54PM EDT

Granted, your wish is now 100% Corruptor

I wish MasterofDerp is banned

Mar 17, 2012 at 10:06PM EDT
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You end up shouting so hard you sh!t yourself out of Earth and into SPAAAAAACCCCEEE.


I wish I could have King Harkinian’s dinner.

Mar 17, 2012 at 11:44PM EDT

You get it, BUT FIRST you have to listen his advice…

I wish more people could notice my work outside of KYM.

Last edited Mar 17, 2012 at 11:57PM EDT
Mar 17, 2012 at 11:57PM EDT
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Granted, but you’ll never be launched into space.
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I wish that Homestuck was a legit cartoon.

Mar 18, 2012 at 12:13AM EDT

Granted, buts it’s dick pizza.
I wish that I had hands.

Mar 18, 2012 at 12:27AM EDT

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

granted, but it’s in the sweet bro and hella jeff style.
I wish i was the god of pizza.

>That would still be awesome.
.
@WsxdasBones FalconHawk
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Granted but you can’t stop fapping.
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I wish that I knew what to wish for.

Last edited Mar 18, 2012 at 12:35AM EDT
Mar 18, 2012 at 12:34AM EDT
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