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A somewhat inappropriate task...

Last posted Mar 20, 2012 at 05:57AM EDT. Added Mar 19, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT
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I eat a bunch before hand and bring a bottle of laxative. I shit EVERYWHERE. And me being a Pyro, I light it on fire.

Mar 19, 2012 at 05:41PM EDT
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In his mouth. How has no one got this yet?

Damn. Next time I read the OP.

Okay then, how about this:

Inside his heater, so that when he turns it on, it vaporizes the shit and the lovely odours of fecane and putricene waft throughout his house.

Last edited Mar 19, 2012 at 05:47PM EDT
Mar 19, 2012 at 05:43PM EDT
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Shit in their bed or the fridge.

Mar 19, 2012 at 05:49PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Shit in their bed or the fridge.

Excuse me, WTF are you doing?

Mar 19, 2012 at 05:58PM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

Excuse me, WTF are you doing?

Um..this isn’t what it looks like?

Mar 19, 2012 at 06:08PM EDT

>Shit yourself
>Take off your shitty pants
>Fold them neatly
>Put them with his other pants
>He comes home
>Puts on the pants
>Pauses for a moment
>Someone made boom boom in my pantaloons


>The man was Kalmo

Last edited Mar 19, 2012 at 06:39PM EDT
Mar 19, 2012 at 06:36PM EDT

In the toilet.

Flush afterwards and don’t forget to spray some air freshener. Then you wash your hands, dry them, and leave a thank you note on the table, along with some small change to pay for the water you used.

Last edited Mar 19, 2012 at 06:43PM EDT
Mar 19, 2012 at 06:43PM EDT
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IN his computer tower.

Last edited Mar 19, 2012 at 07:49PM EDT
Mar 19, 2012 at 07:49PM EDT
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In the shower head, so that way the next time he goes to shower a combination of shit and water will be sprayed all over him

Mar 19, 2012 at 09:00PM EDT
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In their ice maker, in the freezer where the ice is generated.

Mar 19, 2012 at 09:30PM EDT
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In the urn of his wife’s ashes!

Mar 19, 2012 at 10:11PM EDT

But I can’t do that!

I’d hire a guy to come in and do it for me, but by the time he gets here I’m pretty sure he’ll be home already.

Mar 19, 2012 at 11:32PM EDT
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shit at dr meme

Mar 20, 2012 at 12:00AM EDT

If the guy has a cat, you poop in the litter box. Later, the guy will be cleaning it out and he’ll be all, “WTF, cat?!?!”

Mar 20, 2012 at 12:03AM EDT
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onto a napkin, climb something so you can reach the ceiling fan, then place the excrement atop the fan blades. When the fan is turned on, the shit on the fan will metaphorically hit the fan.

Last edited Mar 20, 2012 at 04:41AM EDT
Mar 20, 2012 at 04:41AM EDT
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warcraftnerd1234 wrote:

shit at dr meme

Shit at warcraftnerd1234.

Yo dawg, I heard you like shit, so I put shit on your shit so you can have shit that’s on shit.

/xzibit

Mar 20, 2012 at 04:47AM EDT

IN the air conditioner.

Guess what will happen when you turn it on?

Mar 20, 2012 at 05:48AM EDT

shit IN Dr meme mouth lololol

Mar 20, 2012 at 05:57AM EDT
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