Anyway just in case… What happens if I turn into a brony? Is it like a vampire thing? If I become a Dr. Who fan does it reverse the bronyism?
The first symptom is a growing hunger for grass and hay. Secondly you notice your voice slur and increasingly sound more like Mr. Ed
Then during the night at the full moon your fingers will retract and turn into hooves, your skin will grow short candy colored fur, your face will elongate and your eyes will enlarge and look cuter. Your hair color will also grow longer and change color to pastel shades. Something known as a Cutie Mark may appear on your thigh as a fur discoloration (which may resemble some object)
At this stage you will loose your humanity and turn feral. You will likely rampage throughout the streets, stampeding people to death, eating grass and neighing at the full moon.
Fortunately when the full moon passes you will revert back to your normal human self, but the effects of Bronyism is permanent and will persist again every full moon and/or whenever you become enranged.
The only known cure is to do a ritual dance while naked (except for a horse skin cloak) around a cauldron of raw horse hearts then jump into the cauldron. You will be burnt from the boiling water, but at least you will be cured.
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And no, Dr. Who is no cure. Instead that will just make you a Dr. Whooves fan and you will indulge in Derp/Doctor shipping while you terrify local villages