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Roses are red and blabla bullsh*t.

Last posted Apr 14, 2012 at 10:04PM EDT. Added Apr 10, 2012 at 04:26PM EDT
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Okay, so I guess most of you are familiar with the “Roses are red, violets are blue…” poem… thingy. Right?
Anyway, it’s quite common to see various “versions” of this poem being humorously modified on the internet. I would like you to post YOUR variant or OTHER variants that you’ve seen on the web.
Here is one that I saw two days ago on YT :
roses are red
violets are red
grass is red
tree is red
OH SHIT MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE !!!!

Last edited Apr 10, 2012 at 04:26PM EDT
Apr 10, 2012 at 04:26PM EDT
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Roses are hit
Violets are miss
Another poem thread?

Better drink my own piss.

Apr 10, 2012 at 04:33PM EDT
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Last edited Apr 10, 2012 at 04:42PM EDT
Apr 10, 2012 at 04:41PM EDT

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are for pansies
OP is a faggot
F**k you.

Apr 10, 2012 at 05:16PM EDT
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CitationNeeded wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are for pansies
OP is a faggot
F**k you.

Why thank you! Much appreciated.

Apr 10, 2012 at 05:21PM EDT
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
rhyming is overated,
pickle juice

Apr 10, 2012 at 05:25PM EDT
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Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Harry’s a faggot,

And OP is too!

Roses are dirt,
Violets are stone,
You copied this poem from the last thread,
So think of your own.

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:16PM EDT

Roses are red
Violets are blue
i am painus cupcake
and i will eat you.

Also-Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don’t give a fuck
How bout you?

Last edited Apr 10, 2012 at 06:19PM EDT
Apr 10, 2012 at 06:18PM EDT

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I dunno how to rhyme
So fuck you

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:21PM EDT

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like morgan freeman
Tity sprinkles.

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:22PM EDT

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why do so many lines
Rhyme “blue” with “fuck you”

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:22PM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
i am painus cupcake
and i will eat you.

Also-Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don’t give a fuck
How bout you?

Roses are Cake,
Violets are Pies,
Stop copying poems from the last thread,
C’mon guys!

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:23PM EDT

Nikolaki8 wrote:

Roses are Cake,
Violets are Pies,
Stop copying poems from the last thread,
C’mon guys!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you
I do what i want

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:24PM EDT

One ending is red,
One is green and another blue.
And the only difference
is a change of hue.

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:44PM EDT
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Nikolaki8 wrote:

Roses are dirt,
Violets are stone,
You copied this poem from the last thread,
So think of your own.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I would not give,
A fuck to you.

I was thinking of adding that it was from the last thread, but I think everybody already knew/didn’t give a shit.

Apr 10, 2012 at 06:52PM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you
I do what i want

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Painis Cupcake poem was from me
So f*ck you

Apr 10, 2012 at 09:06PM EDT

User Name wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Painis Cupcake poem was from me
So f*ck you

roses are red
Violets are blue
The poems mine now
Wanna fight about it?

Apr 10, 2012 at 09:59PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

roses are red
Violets are blue
The poems mine now
Wanna fight about it?

Apr 11, 2012 at 01:46AM EDT

roses are red
your mother is too
i killed your family
and now ill kill you

Apr 11, 2012 at 02:15AM EDT
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User Name wrote:

roses are red
your hat is too
post something related
not this piece of poo

Apr 11, 2012 at 02:19AM EDT
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Roses are red
Violets are red
Trees are red
Shit my garden is on fire.

Apr 14, 2012 at 09:08PM EDT
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.

Apr 14, 2012 at 09:12PM EDT
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KYM is blue
Krama is whore
This thread is nothing new
And your rhymes are a bore.

Apr 14, 2012 at 09:32PM EDT
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