Okay, so I guess most of you are familiar with the "Roses are red, violets are blue…" poem… thingy. Right?
Anyway, it's quite common to see various "versions" of this poem being humorously modified on the internet. I would like you to post YOUR variant or OTHER variants that you've seen on the web.
Here is one that I saw two days ago on YT :
roses are red
violets are red
grass is red
tree is red
OH SHIT MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE !!!!
Forums / Fun! / Just For Fun
320,689 total conversations in 9,942 threads
Roses are red and blabla bullsh*t.
Last posted
Apr 14, 2012 at 10:04PM EDT.
Added
Apr 10, 2012 at 04:26PM EDT
32 posts
from
22 users
Saporian
Deactivated
Stolen from Mock The Week.
Still.
Boromir The Pin Cushion
Deactivated
Quantum Meme wrote:
Stolen from Mock The Week.
Still.
How is this stolen from "Mock The Week" ?
Cite
Deactivated
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are for pansies
OP is a faggot
F**k you.
Boromir The Pin Cushion
Deactivated
Cite wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are for pansies
OP is a faggot
F**k you.
Why thank you! Much appreciated.
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
Being a dog sucks.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Harry's a faggot,
And OP is too!
roses are red,
violets are blue,
rhyming is overated,
pickle juice
Nikolaki8
Banned
Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Harry's a faggot,
And OP is too!
Roses are dirt,
Violets are stone,
You copied this poem from the last thread,
So think of your own.
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
Roses are red
Violets are blue
i am painus cupcake
and i will eat you.
Also-Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't give a fuck
How bout you?
Max Cobar™
Deactivated
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I dunno how to rhyme
So fuck you
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like morgan freeman
Tity sprinkles.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why do so many lines
Rhyme "blue" with "fuck you"
Nikolaki8
Banned
GIANTDAD wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
i am painus cupcake
and i will eat you.
Also-Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't give a fuck
How bout you?
Roses are Cake,
Violets are Pies,
Stop copying poems from the last thread,
C'mon guys!
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
Nikolaki8 wrote:
Roses are Cake,
Violets are Pies,
Stop copying poems from the last thread,
C'mon guys!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you
I do what i want
Iamslow
Deactivated
One ending is red,
One is green and another blue.
And the only difference
is a change of hue.
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I am a dog.
Woof.
Nikolaki8 wrote:
Roses are dirt,
Violets are stone,
You copied this poem from the last thread,
So think of your own.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I would not give,
A fuck to you.
I was thinking of adding that it was from the last thread, but I think everybody already knew/didn't give a shit.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Penis
User Name
Deactivated
GIANTDAD wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you
I do what i want
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Painis Cupcake poem was from me
So f*ck you
Captain Douglas J Falcon
Deactivated
Roses BLU
Violets RED
Sandvich good.
Rhyming Tough.
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
User Name wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Painis Cupcake poem was from me
So f*ck you
roses are red
Violets are blue
The poems mine now
Wanna fight about it?
User Name
Deactivated
GIANTDAD wrote:
roses are red
Violets are blue
The poems mine now
Wanna fight about it?
roses are red
your mother is too
i killed your family
and now ill kill you
User Name wrote:
roses are red
your hat is too
post something related
not this piece of poo
Roses are red
Violets are red
Trees are red
Shit my garden is on fire.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender
Deactivated
KYM is blue
Krama is whore
This thread is nothing new
And your rhymes are a bore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm an orange
Rhyme rhyme rhyme