Just For Fun

320,709 total conversations in 9,942 threads

+ New Thread

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon!

Last posted Apr 27, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT. Added Apr 17, 2012 at 02:43AM EDT
98 posts from 52 users

Previous 1 2 Next

How tough are ya?

Lolrus wrote:

And I only cried for 20 minutes.

(oh man that's such perfect timing)

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 02:50AM EDT

Milk.

I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast.

Without any nails…

Am I doing it right?

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 03:03AM EDT

How strong am I? HOW STRONG?!

How tough am I?

My alarm clock is a cage of rabid hyenas that get released on a timer…

…set to 5AM

Sometimes I go work without an umbrella… ON RAINY SEASON!

I'm so tough, I lit my pants on fire and jumped in a swimming pool full of gasoline… With my pants on!

I'm so tough, that I… aaahhhh Fuck This!!

How tough am I?

I killed a man with a trident,

I sleep with bears,

And I'm loud in situations that obviously don't call for it, but I do it anyway despite what society thinks.

Is that tough enough for you?

I once killed a man with a car battery strapped to a jack. Tough enough for you?

Sunhammer wrote:

I once killed a man with a car battery strapped to a jack. Tough enough for you?

No, I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

How tough am I?
I farted in a room once and someone else got blamed for it.

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 11:45AM EDT

Im so tough I take up 4 parking spots.

>2012
> Recycling my ideas

Are you kidding me…?

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 12:45PM EDT

Aristocatification aka Lolishiiit wrote:

>2012
> Recycling my ideas

Are you kidding me…?

Would you like me to call you a WAAAAAAmbulance?

How tough am i? Sir ill have you know i stubbed my toe when i was watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes.

Watch out, we got badasses over here!

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 02:55PM EDT

I'm so tough I brought down Choi Song and Ramon Solano.

… Single handed.

I'm so tough, I can stand to work in a facility filled with handicaps.

I am super tough! :3

Don't believe me!?!

This post has been hidden due to low karma.
Click here to show this post.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I am super tough! :3

Don't believe me!?!

You just spray bullets everywhere.

I actually have to aim.

I'm trying to think…

You guys are such babies.

I think you're looking for THIS hospital.

How tough am I?

I ran a marathon while wearing new shoes…

…without any legs.

How tough am I?

I watched the Thai Life Insurance commercial…

TWICE.

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

You just spray bullets everywhere.

I actually have to aim.

Then learn to dodge, bitch. One hit and you are dead.

How tough am I?
I once punched a guy and destroyed a solar system.

I'm so tough I got a Stout Shako for trading ONE Refined.

@Blue screen
I do that every day.

Alejandro wrote:

I used to use Action Replay in my Diamond Game, but for White, everything was pure work. You can say that I've learned my lesson.

I'm so tough, I'm almost as awesome as Jack Candle.
Yeah.

I watched the movie Hobgoblins.

Twice.

This post has been hidden due to low karma.
Click here to show this post.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Then learn to dodge, bitch. One hit and you are dead.

Easy for you to say. Most of your targets don't have experience on the front lines.

I was in the Royal Army's Special Air Service. 22nd Regiment. You know, the guys that tried to assassinate Imran Zakhaev. And I was the best one there. Better even than Price himself.

Am I the only person on this forum who never watched SpongeBob?

I'm so tough, boot makers try to bribe my doctor for skin during surgery.

.
I'm so tough, I eat beef jerky like it was potato chips.

.
I'm so tough, When I get punched the other guy breaks his hand.

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 09:54PM EDT