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Last posted Apr 27, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT. Added Apr 17, 2012 at 02:43AM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I am super tough! :3

Don’t believe me!?!

You just spray bullets everywhere.

I actually have to aim.

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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Then learn to dodge, bitch. One hit and you are dead.

Easy for you to say. Most of your targets don’t have experience on the front lines.

I was in the Royal Army’s Special Air Service. 22nd Regiment. You know, the guys that tried to assassinate Imran Zakhaev. And I was the best one there. Better even than Price himself.

I’m so tough, boot makers try to bribe my doctor for skin during surgery.

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I’m so tough, I eat beef jerky like it was potato chips.

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I’m so tough, When I get punched the other guy breaks his hand.

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 09:54PM EDT

in the hoppip over the sea wrote:

Brawler, get rid of that X in front of http://
Nevermind, you good.

I’m so tough I follow Luis’ instructions before he gives them.

Skeletor-sm

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