My collega roomies, I have been taken alive by the Spoon Army, I'm speechless and tied to a divano, I'm writing this from my super duper calcolatrice. My breath can barely move in the center of dell'ombra. The soldiers seem to look like Beth Middler with a Jay Leno mento, but also wear hats like caschi. The battle was a terrible one to say, but at least the Barrel Roll worked , thanks Sui for the consigli… I just wanted to tell you that I am well and barely alive, in spite of this leggendaria battaglia. Damn you, Fred Savage, die in hell you piece of carne secca.
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Torn apart by crimini di guerra
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Apr 29, 2012 at 12:08PM EDT.
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When will these threads start being good?
Mango, where are the spoons holding you? I can save you mango!
Mango, do you remember what it's like to be sober?
What the fuck did I just read.
Oh Mango, you so silly!
When will you ever speak in ways that we all can understand?
Captain Douglas J Falcon
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The spoon army?
You not sure you were taken by Sp00n?
madcat
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Send me your location securely. I'll go in and get you out.
Read the first and last words of each line.
Don't worry, KYM will do everything in it's power to help you. Which basically means absolutely nothing.
Silver Chariot
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Apparently MetaMango has some sort of hatred against Fred Savage.
Sometimes I wonder if trying to decode your messages is futile. I'm starting to think that it is.
Papa Coolface
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Piano wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if trying to decode your messages is futile. I'm starting to think that it is.
Don't give up! When you solve it, you shall reach enlightenment.
madcat
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I Was Phone wrote:
Don't give up! When you solve it, you shall reach enlightenment.
This is exactly what MetaMango told me in a PM. Coincidence?
madcat wrote:
This is exactly what MetaMango told me in a PM. Coincidence?
He told me that once I figure out his messages, I will become the master.
Piano wrote:
He told me that once I figure out his messages, I will become the master.
Either that or you'll learn the language of stoners.