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Last posted May 07, 2012 at 11:59PM EDT. Added May 05, 2012 at 12:08AM EDT
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Am i pretty girl?

May 05, 2012 at 12:14AM EDT
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Pony spammers invading a thread I made! How can I dispose of them and their posts in a timely manner?

May 05, 2012 at 12:14AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Pony spammers invading a thread I made! How can I dispose of them and their posts in a timely manner?

If you stopped bitching about everything all the time….

May 05, 2012 at 12:15AM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Pony spammers invading a thread I made! How can I dispose of them and their posts in a timely manner?

(sigh) We don’t post ponies outside pony general Thomas….

How many times are you gonna bring this up because were getting pretty annoyed by it.

May 05, 2012 at 12:20AM EDT

@Muff: fap

@Douglas: No, but they have decided what to do more look far

@sealclubba: would not bang

@Lolrus: fap

@Serious: post hentai pics

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May 05, 2012 at 12:21AM EDT
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@Sui: the iBaby is an Apple product

@slow: because you need moar dope

May 05, 2012 at 12:34AM EDT
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Warcraftnerd is on the loose again, can your race do anything about this Troll-Impersonator?

May 05, 2012 at 12:36AM EDT
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Why are more doctors appearing KYM to challenge me and the legendary doctor hobo?

May 05, 2012 at 01:39AM EDT

Why do the voices tell me to kill. How do I make them stop.

Please do note, I have no hands, so fapping is not the answer. And my feet are to rough to fap with and cannot be tamed. I know this is out of your area of expertise doctor, but please help me. Also, don’t ask how I kill without arms.

May 05, 2012 at 02:31AM EDT
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May 05, 2012 at 03:40AM EDT

CitationNeeded wrote:

If you stopped bitching about everything all the time….

COUGHIRONYCOUGH

Please stop moaning about a grudge with me, please.

May 05, 2012 at 04:07AM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Pony spammers invading a thread I made! How can I dispose of them and their posts in a timely manner?

I accidentally posted ponies as a reply to Thomas, how do I keep him from getting rustled?

May 05, 2012 at 08:12AM EDT
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量子 Meme wrote:

COUGHIRONYCOUGH

Please stop moaning about a grudge with me, please.

When I have ever
what
No other words
just “What”
It’s not even a question.
Just a statement of befuddlement because my mind cannot comprehend anything else to reply.

May 05, 2012 at 08:40AM EDT
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How can I get off this godforsaken moon and get some decent internet? Seriously, internet on the moon has damn high ping.

May 05, 2012 at 09:16AM EDT

CitationNeeded wrote:

When I have ever
what
No other words
just “What”
It’s not even a question.
Just a statement of befuddlement because my mind cannot comprehend anything else to reply.

Ditto.

honestly, that made no good sense.

May 05, 2012 at 04:11PM EDT
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@IHC: when life gives you apples, make cocaine

@DrMeme: Problem?

@Cheese Stick: it happens in a monthly cycle, so it must be affected by moon cycles. Women are like werewolves, and might kill if not appeased with small gifts.

@Flu77: put your head between two magnets while wearing a metal cap

@chokesmurf: fap (not quite webs, but close enough)

@RandomMan: spam about FPS game weapons

@Nightmare: build a conveyer belt and ride it to Earth

@Ric: by fapping

@Bob: fap

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May 05, 2012 at 04:39PM EDT
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May 05, 2012 at 05:15PM EDT

Ah knead hwalth? Where can I gimme?

May 05, 2012 at 05:40PM EDT

Doctor Coolface said
@Flu77: put your head between two magnets while wearing a metal cap

I respond with another, harder question I need advice on. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

May 05, 2012 at 08:26PM EDT
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@MCM: when life gives you lemons, throw a party

@Mxbot: the way nature tricks people into reproducing and raising children

@Wsxdas: try busting open random containers you find lying around, as these may contain health

@Flu77: Like this….

May 06, 2012 at 12:23AM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

@Serious: post hentai pics

Ah, but I don’t much care for that. Would simple Mass Effect Rule 34 do the job?

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May 06, 2012 at 01:28AM EDT

Are you afraid that I am coming to kill you?

May 06, 2012 at 03:19AM EDT

I will ask again: Warcraftnerd is on the loose again, can your race do anything about this Troll-Impersonator?

May 06, 2012 at 07:40AM EDT
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GLaDOS wrote:

Are you fit for Testing?

This would be a perfect time for Wheatley to show up.

May 06, 2012 at 09:18AM EDT
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@cheese stick: insect larvae and goat semen wrapped in human skin

@Serious: that’ll do, just be sure to spam lots of it

@DrMeme: my jimmies remain unrustled

@Lolgineer: your abusive father did it you did it because your wife got disfigured batman did it no one really knows

@Pan: mess with him till hes banned again

@Glados: the following statement is true. the previous statement was false.

May 06, 2012 at 11:40AM EDT
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dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit

May 06, 2012 at 12:07PM EDT
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I’m getting harassed by the Wesboro Baptist Church for being a Buddhist!! What do I do!?!

May 06, 2012 at 12:37PM EDT
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How can I remove my jimmies so that no one can rustle them?

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May 06, 2012 at 12:42PM EDT
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@BSoD: take out its brakes!

@EL: the Millennium Falcon

@Natsuru: do a barrel roll

@Pyro: pedobear will help remove your jimmies

@Lich: it must have been stuck in the same thread as Tom nair and some bronies

@Pan: that is not dead which can eternal lie…

May 06, 2012 at 07:47PM EDT
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