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Rules of the Internet

Last posted Jun 01, 2012 at 01:50AM EDT. Added May 06, 2012 at 09:50PM EDT
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I like where this thread is going… Rule 2: If it’s funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.

May 06, 2012 at 10:09PM EDT
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Rule 3. This is NOT a place for jimmies. We are not responsible for jimmie rustling. Any and all rustling you and your jimmies experience is at your own risk.

May 06, 2012 at 10:13PM EDT
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Rule 4.9: Rule 8 was posted by BSoD.

Rule 6: There is no Rule 5.

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May 06, 2012 at 10:49PM EDT
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Rule 13: 9-11 are stupid oh fuck now I feel bad.

May 06, 2012 at 11:03PM EDT
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Trash Boat is (spoiler) W.W. wrote:

Rule 16: Ponies gonna pown. Haters gonna die.

I’m afraid that that isn’t even close.

Also you spelt pwn wrong.

Rule 17: Anyone who is overanalytical of someone’s post will be named as a Grammar Nazi.

May 07, 2012 at 04:48AM EDT
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Rule 17: We all get ninja’d, no exceptions.

May 07, 2012 at 05:23AM EDT

Rule 18: liking/hating a certain show without giving valid reasons will get you downvoted. And will start a war wherever the unjustified opinion was posted.

Yes, I hate it, but I have a reason – namely they’re shoving it into everything. Forced memes aren’t popular, so what makes them think that forcing their show into everything is gonna make them liked? The sad thing is this is most of that fanbase, too…

v And it looks like I’ve just invoked rule 17.

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May 07, 2012 at 06:32AM EDT
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Rule 18: 9gag is the scum of the internet.

May 07, 2012 at 06:33AM EDT

Rule 19: You will be shipped, maybe not now, but you will be eventually.

May 07, 2012 at 06:54AM EDT
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Addendum to Rule 18 (Rule18b):

This applies to everything

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Just realized that there are two rule 18’s. Oh well, I suppose it works for both of them

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May 07, 2012 at 07:26AM EDT
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Rule 20: Numbering in order is for faggots.

May 07, 2012 at 07:32AM EDT
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Rule 9001: The minimum power level a scouter can measure is potato.

May 07, 2012 at 07:37AM EDT

Rule 21: Getting things right means you’re a try-hard. Failing means you’re a newfag.

May 07, 2012 at 07:46AM EDT
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Rule 22: You must misspell in order to fit in.

May 07, 2012 at 07:50AM EDT

Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

Rule 18: liking/hating a certain show without giving valid reasons will get you downvoted. And will start a war wherever the unjustified opinion was posted.

Yes, I hate it, but I have a reason – namely they’re shoving it into everything. Forced memes aren’t popular, so what makes them think that forcing their show into everything is gonna make them liked? The sad thing is this is most of that fanbase, too…

v And it looks like I’ve just invoked rule 17.

I actually like this rule. I find internet flame wars fascinating….and I’m not particularly a fan of ponies. No real reason why.

May 07, 2012 at 09:14AM EDT
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Rule 25: This rule is funnier than 24.

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May 07, 2012 at 09:45AM EDT
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Herobrine wrote:

Rule 17: We all get ninja’d, no exceptions.

Rule 26: Butthurt is in an equation with negativity, no exceptions.

May 07, 2012 at 09:53AM EDT
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Rule 27: We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.

May 07, 2012 at 10:00AM EDT

Rule 28: No one gives a fuck.

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May 07, 2012 at 03:44PM EDT
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Rule 29: In the event that someone gives a fuck, fling mindless insults at his mother.

May 07, 2012 at 03:46PM EDT
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Rule 34: You know what Rule 34 is….

Don’t you Squidward?

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May 07, 2012 at 03:58PM EDT
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Rule 35: Conflict=Entertainment.

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May 07, 2012 at 03:59PM EDT
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Rule 37: If it is cute, it WILL get you karma.

May 07, 2012 at 04:12PM EDT

Rule potato: anyone can make a meme just by submitting it HERE along with pics of tits.

May 07, 2012 at 04:23PM EDT
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Rule 46: If there is no porn of it, it will be made.

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May 08, 2012 at 11:41AM EDT
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Rule 47: If you have nothing else better to do, fap.

May 08, 2012 at 11:54AM EDT
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