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Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.

I like where this thread is going… Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.

Rule 3. This is NOT a place for jimmies. We are not responsible for jimmie rustling. Any and all rustling you and your jimmies experience is at your own risk.

Rule 4. The internet is SRS BZNS

Rule 4.9: Rule 8 was posted by BSoD.

Rule 6: There is no Rule 5.

Rule 7: MLP: FIM is for grown men.

Rule 8: There is nothing that won't be used for fap material.

Rule 12: Tits or GTFO

Rule 9: If you think something is madness, don't be fooled, it is merely Sparta.

Rule 13: 9-11 are stupid oh fuck now I feel bad.

Rule 14: No crashing into buildings with airplanes.

Rule 15: There is not catastrophe so serious that we won't joke about it

I'm afraid that that isn't even close.

Also you spelt pwn wrong.

Rule 17: Anyone who is overanalytical of someone's post will be named as a Grammar Nazi.

Rule 17: We all get ninja'd, no exceptions.

Rule 18: liking/hating a certain show without giving valid reasons will get you downvoted. And will start a war wherever the unjustified opinion was posted.

Yes, I hate it, but I have a reason – namely they're shoving it into everything. Forced memes aren't popular, so what makes them think that forcing their show into everything is gonna make them liked? The sad thing is this is most of that fanbase, too…

v And it looks like I've just invoked rule 17.

Rule 18: 9gag is the scum of the internet.

Rule 19: You will be shipped, maybe not now, but you will be eventually.

Addendum to Rule 18 (Rule18b):

This applies to everything

[edit]

Just realized that there are two rule 18's. Oh well, I suppose it works for both of them

Rule 20: Numbering in order is for faggots.

Rule 9001: The minimum power level a scouter can measure is potato.

Rule 21: Getting things right means you're a try-hard. Failing means you're a newfag.

Rule 22: You must misspell in order to fit in.

Rule 23: OP shall forever and always be a faggot.

Rule 24: Always do some Science

I actually like this rule. I find internet flame wars fascinating….and I'm not particularly a fan of ponies. No real reason why.

Rule 25: This rule is funnier than 24.

Rule 26: Butthurt is in an equation with negativity, no exceptions.

Rule 27: We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.

Rule 28: No one gives a fuck.

Rule 29: In the event that someone gives a fuck, fling mindless insults at his mother.

Rule 30: "lol" is not an acceptable comment on its own.

Rule 31: Hating Call of Duty is super cool guise.

Rule 32: Smiley faces are

on the forums.

Rule 33: Cats rule the internet.

No exceptions.

Rule 34: You know what Rule 34 is….

Don't you Squidward?

Rule 35: Conflict=Entertainment.

Rule 36: You can be anything. No exceptions.

Rule 37: If it is cute, it WILL get you karma.

Rule 39: Ignore rule 38

Rule 40:
Rule 30 has been abolished.
lol

Rule potato: anyone can make a meme just by submitting it HERE along with pics of tits.

Rule 42: Pr0n is good.

Rule ???: Profit

rule44: everything can be fapped to

Rule 45: Everything WILL be fapped to.

Rule 46: If there is no porn of it, it will be made.

Rule 46:
you must always bitch on gaming forums.

Rule 47: If you have nothing else better to do, fap.

Rule 100: 1 2 skip a few, 99 100.