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Last posted Jun 26, 2012 at 07:21PM EDT. Added May 13, 2012 at 01:59AM EDT
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Race Status:
Katia: Khajiit (of course)
Seal: Redguard
Mex: Argonian
Cheese: Altmer
Alejandro: Dunmer
Phone: Dog
Pan: Bosmer
Ric: Orc
Gamzee/Slendy: Breton
(This RP shouldn’t be taken seriously and please don’t exaggerate too much.)

May 13, 2012 at 02:05AM EDT

(Warning: Unserious serious business incoming about seriously funny unseriousness and blah and bleh and rawr.)

May 13, 2012 at 02:09AM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

Race Status:
Katia: Khajiit (of course)
Seal: Redguard
Mex: Argonian
Cheese: Altmer
Alejandro: Dunmer
Phone: Dog
Pan: Bosmer
Ric: Orc
Gamzee/Slendy: Breton
(This RP shouldn’t be taken seriously and please don’t exaggerate too much.)

Hey, wait. What about me? D:

May 13, 2012 at 02:12AM EDT
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Ahem

I’m kinda..shy when it comes to role playing….But anyway, I’m supposed to be Katia’s husband…

May 13, 2012 at 02:13AM EDT

Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

Hey, wait. What about me? D:

(Well boy…What do you want to be!?)
(You can be any race. Hell, you can be one of those creatures or enemies in skyrim. Your choice!)

May 13, 2012 at 02:15AM EDT

I am ssssupposed to be the creeper next door.
And I don’t do well with Katia.
Because she is a pussy and, well, I look like a giant green dick.

May 13, 2012 at 02:15AM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

(Well boy…What do you want to be!?)
(You can be any race. Hell, you can be one of those creatures or enemies in skyrim. Your choice!)

I’ll just stick with the creeper business.
Let’s say, mmmm, I’ll be from another world of Minecraft where mobs have developed human language and social standards. ’Kay.

May 13, 2012 at 02:17AM EDT
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

I am ssssupposed to be the creeper next door.
And I don’t do well with Katia.
Because she is a pussy and, well, I look like a giant green dick.

Dammit…

Son! Bring me your toy bow! The dig bick is on our lawn again.

May 13, 2012 at 02:17AM EDT
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angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Dammit…

Son! Bring me your toy bow! The dig bick is on our lawn again.

Again!?!?
sigh

May 13, 2012 at 02:19AM EDT

I’ll go back in my houssse, where it is safe and not going to be inva- HOLY JESUS WHY IS THERE A PUSSY IN MY HOUSE???
starts wacking Katia with head
(Shit, this doesn’t feel right.)

Respawn?

May 13, 2012 at 02:21AM EDT
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Starts shooting arrows
Die green penis, DIE!

May 13, 2012 at 02:23AM EDT

Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

I am ssssupposed to be the creeper next door.
And I don’t do well with Katia.
Because she is a pussy and, well, I look like a giant green dick.

(Grabs iron spear)
YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE YOU FUCKING BUSH MONSTER

May 13, 2012 at 02:23AM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

(Grabs iron spear)
YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE YOU FUCKING BUSH MONSTER

I AIN’T GONNA RAPE HER!
TALOS!!!
YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, DON’T YOU?

May 13, 2012 at 02:25AM EDT
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

I AIN’T GONNA RAPE HER!
TALOS!!!
YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, DON’T YOU?

Go on! Get away from here!

May 13, 2012 at 02:27AM EDT
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

I AIN’T GONNA RAPE HER!
TALOS!!!
YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, DON’T YOU?

Sorry about that.

Sometimes spears are people.

Anyway the names Seal clubba, doctor hobo. I run the towns hospital and my wife Katia is a mage/courier.

A pleasure to meet you.

May 13, 2012 at 02:27AM EDT

Pulls the green monster’s hair
GET OUT YOU FREAK!

May 13, 2012 at 02:28AM EDT

runs at mammoth
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE DINOSAU-
dies

May 13, 2012 at 02:28AM EDT

Walks into room Hey guys what’s going on? OH! It looks as if you are under attack! Let me help you with that! joins the group
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Note:
Like always I am a Human Mage.

Last edited May 13, 2012 at 02:31AM EDT
May 13, 2012 at 02:29AM EDT
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Woah woah guy’s Katia! C’mon we siad that we’d atleast try to Not judge people and be racist bastards.

May 13, 2012 at 02:33AM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Woah woah guy’s Katia! C’mon we siad that we’d atleast try to Not judge people and be racist bastards.

…Fine.

We’re not sorry, Mr. Penis.

May 13, 2012 at 02:34AM EDT
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How dare you tell me to shut up son? Go to your room at once!

May 13, 2012 at 02:37AM EDT

Well first off, there’s a giant penis in our house.

May 13, 2012 at 02:41AM EDT

Hello all of you Mortals.

After Morrowind was destroyed by Red Mountain’s explosion and the invasion of the Argonians, it has been tough trying to find new followers true to my name.

I hope you will all rejoice in my commandeering your beliefs and killing your petty “Divines.”

I’m sure we’ll all get along juuust fine.

May 13, 2012 at 02:42AM EDT
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Errr… You guys seem to be haveing nice family time… Im… just going to go outside for a bit….

walks outside
Hmmm… what now…?

Dragon Lands next to me

Oh Shit…

May 13, 2012 at 02:43AM EDT
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NATSURU, RUN!!! Katia, Help me fight this thing! Throw a fireball or something at it!

May 13, 2012 at 02:46AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Well first off, there’s a giant penis in our house.

Remind me to have a talk with Sheo’Gorath later.

Any way i think i can help you. With the penis and the ancient god of war sitting on your front lawn.

Last edited May 13, 2012 at 02:51AM EDT
May 13, 2012 at 02:49AM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

NATSURU, RUN!!! Katia, Help me fight this thing! Throw a fireball or something at it!

Katia is too busy shitting and pissing her pants at the same goddamn time to respond. Please leave a message after never.

Last edited May 13, 2012 at 02:53AM EDT
May 13, 2012 at 02:50AM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

Well first off, there’s a giant penis in our house.

Now now mex, be nice to the giant penis monster. Tell him how thankful you are that he didn’t explode in our living room.

May 13, 2012 at 02:51AM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Now now mex, be nice to the giant penis monster. Tell him how thankful you are that he didn’t explode in our living room.

(Bow chika bow wow)

May 13, 2012 at 02:52AM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

Now now mex, be nice to the giant penis monster. Tell him how thankful you are that he didn’t explode in our living room.

But he always comes to my room…In the middle of the night…..
And it just stare at me….

May 13, 2012 at 02:58AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

But he always comes to my room…In the middle of the night…..
And it just stare at me….

Tell him to stop, if he doesn’t then use this iron dagger on him. That should work.

May 13, 2012 at 03:00AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

But he always comes to my room…In the middle of the night…..
And it just stare at me….

Kid, kid, come here for a second.

May 13, 2012 at 03:02AM EDT
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Running laps around house crying
I’m not tasty! Stupid Dragon! Go eat a fatty or something! I have no meat!! ;A;

turns around Fireball!!

dragon is unaffected Shiiiit.

May 13, 2012 at 03:04AM EDT
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Don’t listen to the faceless man mex, for all we know, he could be a monster the penis monster…

May 13, 2012 at 03:04AM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Don’t listen to the faceless man mex, for all we know, he could be a monster the penis monster…

Now that’s just insulting- on many levels. Im only here to help you, and from the looks of it, you really need it.

May 13, 2012 at 03:09AM EDT
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Goes to the man
Might as well listen to your suggestion, sir…

May 13, 2012 at 03:11AM EDT

404 user not found wrote:

Now that’s just insulting- on many levels. Im only here to help you, and from the looks of it, you really need it.

Are you insulting my parenting skills good sir?

May 13, 2012 at 03:14AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Goes to the man
Might as well listen to your suggestion, sir…

Well it seems to me you have 3 problems.

1. a dragon
2. a god of war
and 3. a green dildo

Now what if i told you i know how to slaw all 3 birds with on stone?

scratch that, the dragon seems to have left your mother alone, but that still leaves 2 problems doesn’t it?

now listen close, im going to tell you how to get rid of those too.

Last edited May 13, 2012 at 03:24AM EDT
May 13, 2012 at 03:16AM EDT
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404 what do you have in mind for me and my family?

Also you can put that cake in the fridge katia.

May 13, 2012 at 03:17AM EDT

Runs into house and slams door Pardon the Intrusion. takes off shoes, hangs up cloak, takes cover in cellular.

May 13, 2012 at 03:19AM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

404 what do you have in mind for me and my family?

Also you can put that cake in the fridge katia.

Only your best interests i assure you. It wouldn’t serve me much good to go around screwing over all the people i meet, would it now?

Last edited May 13, 2012 at 03:21AM EDT
May 13, 2012 at 03:20AM EDT
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Alright, what should we take care of first?

The god or the giant dildo in my front room?

May 13, 2012 at 03:22AM EDT
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