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My bosses are all reading "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Last posted Jun 10, 2012 at 10:19PM EDT. Added Jun 07, 2012 at 11:20AM EDT
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Not sure how I feel about that.

They’re all female, by the way.

Jun 07, 2012 at 11:20AM EDT
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Why the hell are they reading that

Last edited Jun 07, 2012 at 11:37AM EDT
Jun 07, 2012 at 11:36AM EDT
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A very erotic tale indeed…
Don’t ask why an 18 year old man read this.

Jun 07, 2012 at 12:07PM EDT
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The Frosty Lich wrote:

Isn’t fifty shades of grey just a bad fan fiction porn?

Pretty much.
Also, it’s the only thing that you can’t say is a better love story then Twilight.

Jun 07, 2012 at 12:21PM EDT
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ConnerABacon wrote:

And you think we care why :D?

Because you have nothing better to do than constantly browse and post in random JFF threads?

Jun 07, 2012 at 01:29PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

Because you have nothing better to do than constantly browse and post in random JFF threads?

You don’t have to remind us…

Jun 07, 2012 at 01:40PM EDT
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I was curious about the book, until I found out it used to be a Twilight fanfic.

Jun 07, 2012 at 02:13PM EDT
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My mom still thinks this world is pure and that books are better then the internet
So i bought her Fifty Shades of Gray

Last edited Jun 07, 2012 at 02:15PM EDT
Jun 07, 2012 at 02:15PM EDT

The Frosty Lich wrote:

You don’t have to remind us…

Not YOU, Lich. YOU’RE a fulfilled individual.

Jun 07, 2012 at 04:26PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

Not YOU, Lich. YOU’RE a fulfilled individual.

Yeah. Like, if we served Lich as dinner, everyone would be all fufull in one bite. And even though everyone would want seconds, they’d be like “Naaaawww man, I’m too fulfull. Can someone finish this?” And then everyone else would be like “No bro, we’re fulfull too. This guy is just stuffed with fulfillment.”

Jun 07, 2012 at 10:17PM EDT
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I went on amazon, and saw where my sister bought all the books…….I don’t think she realized what they were…….I hope she didn’t…….

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 02:41AM EDT
Jun 08, 2012 at 02:40AM EDT
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Teh Brawler, I think your bosses are studying new discipline methods.

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 03:18AM EDT
Jun 08, 2012 at 03:09AM EDT
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RocketPropelledPanda wrote:

Teh Brawler, I think your bosses are studying new discipline methods.

Jun 08, 2012 at 03:13AM EDT
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Frozenpwn The Prince of Indifference wrote:

Fifty Shades of Grey is like a porn made for women’s that is why mostly it have female audience

Jun 08, 2012 at 07:27AM EDT
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Frozenpwn The Prince of Indifference wrote:

Fifty Shades of Grey is like a porn made for women’s that is why mostly it have female audience

Well that explains why tumblr loves it……..

Jun 08, 2012 at 08:04AM EDT
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RocketPropelledPanda wrote:

Teh Brawler, I think your bosses are studying new discipline methods.

GUH WELL BYE GUYS GONNA GO DIE NOW

Jun 08, 2012 at 12:03PM EDT
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RocketPropelledPanda wrote:

Teh Brawler, I think your bosses are studying new discipline methods.

Jun 08, 2012 at 12:15PM EDT
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Protip: They want to fuck.

Jun 08, 2012 at 12:38PM EDT
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Chris wrote:

Protip: They want to fuck.


Actually, avoid doing this at all costs.

Jun 08, 2012 at 12:40PM EDT
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MDFification wrote:


Actually, avoid doing this at all costs.

Yeah, even barring my theological opinions on the matter, that’s not a good idea. Besides, I don’t think I want to.

Jun 08, 2012 at 01:02PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

Yeah, even barring my theological opinions on the matter, that’s not a good idea. Besides, I don’t think I want to.

THEOLOGY AIN’T NOTHING BUT HEOLOGY WITH A “T” AT THE BEGINNING

AND HEOLOGY NEVER CONVINCED ANYONE

BECAUSE IT’S NOT A FIELD OF STUDY

SO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR BOSS BRO

Jun 08, 2012 at 02:26PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

THEOLOGY AIN’T NOTHING BUT HEOLOGY WITH A “T” AT THE BEGINNING

AND HEOLOGY NEVER CONVINCED ANYONE

BECAUSE IT’S NOT A FIELD OF STUDY

SO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR BOSS BRO

Your logic is flawless. I am now philosophically obligated to get with my bosses.

OH WAIT I DON’T WANT TO FORGET YOU OLD MAN

Jun 08, 2012 at 02:46PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

Your logic is flawless. I am now philosophically obligated to get with my bosses.

OH WAIT I DON’T WANT TO FORGET YOU OLD MAN

BACK IN MY DAY, GETTING WITH YOUR BOSS WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GRASP A BREAK IN THE COAL MINES

IT’S A TIME-HONORED TRADITION, YOUNG MAN, AND YOU WILL CONTINUE IT!

Jun 08, 2012 at 02:49PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

BACK IN MY DAY, GETTING WITH YOUR BOSS WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GRASP A BREAK IN THE COAL MINES

IT’S A TIME-HONORED TRADITION, YOUNG MAN, AND YOU WILL CONTINUE IT!

FORGET YOU AND YOUR TRADITION I’M GOING TO GO NOT SLEEP WITH MY BOSSES AND DO REBELLIOUS THINGS LIKE HELPING THE POOR AND FEEDING LOST KITTENS

ALSO FIRE

Jun 08, 2012 at 02:55PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

FORGET YOU AND YOUR TRADITION I’M GOING TO GO NOT SLEEP WITH MY BOSSES AND DO REBELLIOUS THINGS LIKE HELPING THE POOR AND FEEDING LOST KITTENS

ALSO FIRE

I HEARD FIRE. WHO STARTED ONE AND DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WANT NAMES! NAMES!

Jun 08, 2012 at 02:58PM EDT
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Sandstone wrote:

I HEARD FIRE. WHO STARTED ONE AND DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WANT NAMES! NAMES!

I do believe I am on fire.
Merde.

Jun 08, 2012 at 03:28PM EDT
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Sandstone wrote:

I HEARD FIRE. WHO STARTED ONE AND DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WANT NAMES! NAMES!

What if I said I did it?

Jun 08, 2012 at 03:58PM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

What if I said I did it?

I’d pull out this:

And beat the living crap out of you with it.

Jun 08, 2012 at 04:04PM EDT
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Sandstone wrote:

I’d pull out this:

And beat the living crap out of you with it.

Nope I didn’t do it.

Jun 08, 2012 at 04:14PM EDT
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Sandstone wrote:

I’d pull out this:

And beat the living crap out of you with it.

If you must resort to the Powerjack, keep an eye out for people with melee weapons.

Jun 08, 2012 at 04:58PM EDT

Teh Brawler wrote:

FORGET YOU AND YOUR TRADITION I’M GOING TO GO NOT SLEEP WITH MY BOSSES AND DO REBELLIOUS THINGS LIKE HELPING THE POOR AND FEEDING LOST KITTENS

ALSO FIRE

MAH BOY, YOU CAN DO ALL THAT IF YOU WANT. I WON’T HOLD YOU TO ANY TRADITIONS IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE DOING THEM.

BUT AT LEAST FEED LOST PUPPIES TOO.

THINK OF THE PUPPIES MAH BOY.

Jun 08, 2012 at 05:04PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

MAH BOY, YOU CAN DO ALL THAT IF YOU WANT. I WON’T HOLD YOU TO ANY TRADITIONS IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE DOING THEM.

BUT AT LEAST FEED LOST PUPPIES TOO.

THINK OF THE PUPPIES MAH BOY.

PUPPIES ARE FOR SQUARES OLD MAN

I AM A STRONG SUPPORTER OF ONLY THE CIRCLES

I WILL NOT TOUCH YOUR SQUARE-SYMPATHIZING MONGRELS

Jun 08, 2012 at 05:15PM EDT
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Can someone post and extract from this book so we can get an idea of how bad it is?

Jun 09, 2012 at 07:51AM EDT
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Laika wrote:

Can someone post and extract from this book so we can get an idea of how bad it is?

Why the hell would you ask that.

Jun 09, 2012 at 09:18AM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

PUPPIES ARE FOR SQUARES OLD MAN

I AM A STRONG SUPPORTER OF ONLY THE CIRCLES

I WILL NOT TOUCH YOUR SQUARE-SYMPATHIZING MONGRELS

C- CIRCLES?! THAT’S THE LAST STRAW, TEH BRAWLER! AND WE’RE AT A SODA CONVENTION, ON A BOAT AT SEA. WHICH MEANS THE FACT THAT THE LAST STRAW HAS BEEN TAKEN IS QUITE GRIEVOUS INDEED.

IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE, TEH BRAWLER?

IS THIS THE SMUT YOU CRAVE?

I SAY, YOU CIRCLES ARE NOTHING BUT HEDONISTIC, REBELLIOUS, LILLY-LIVERED, RAPSCALLIONS!

Jun 10, 2012 at 07:50PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

C- CIRCLES?! THAT’S THE LAST STRAW, TEH BRAWLER! AND WE’RE AT A SODA CONVENTION, ON A BOAT AT SEA. WHICH MEANS THE FACT THAT THE LAST STRAW HAS BEEN TAKEN IS QUITE GRIEVOUS INDEED.

IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE, TEH BRAWLER?

IS THIS THE SMUT YOU CRAVE?

I SAY, YOU CIRCLES ARE NOTHING BUT HEDONISTIC, REBELLIOUS, LILLY-LIVERED, RAPSCALLIONS!

HOW DARE YOU

GOOD SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS AND BLUNDERBUSSES AND POSSIBLY A COIN TOSS IF NEITHER OF THOSE WORK

Jun 10, 2012 at 10:19PM EDT
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