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Last posted Jul 04, 2012 at 11:20AM EDT. Added Jul 01, 2012 at 10:02PM EDT
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I like to hump a carton of fruit punch so it can shake well.

Jul 01, 2012 at 10:11PM EDT

Ever since I was a child, I’ve been ‘doing the oxy’, as kids these days call it. I did it less back when I was a lad, but it’s a complete addiction now. I cannot live without it. My craving for it has become so harsh that I’m actually inhaling in an attempt to bring more of it into my system. I bet the addiction is so bad that if I stopped breathing it in, I’d probably flop over and die. My reliance on the chemical mixture is inescapable.

If only air wasn’t so cheap.

Jul 01, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT
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I never sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death.

Jul 01, 2012 at 11:09PM EDT
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I walk or stand on my tip-toes to concentrate.
(I have been doing this most of my life and if I don’t stop it my feet will be messed up, also its one of the symptoms of my aspergers, so of course I’ll do something weird like that).

Jul 01, 2012 at 11:42PM EDT
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I must confess…I regularly browse certain internet websites that should not be mentioned in polite conversation. Worst among these is Know Your Meme, a savage, backwater website dedicated to the spread of sexual deviation, satanism, and jokes about cartoon ponies. I find myself morally outraged…yet still compelled to view the evil site. May God have mercy on my soul.

Jul 01, 2012 at 11:50PM EDT
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I like putting peanut butter where it shouldn’t be. And i used to pull out long hairs and stroke them….

Jul 02, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT

I regularly shit on the counter and dissect it with toothpicks.

Jul 02, 2012 at 12:08AM EDT
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I browse the KYM image galleries and comments just to find shitstorms and watch them progress.

For some reason I’m fascinated by internet shitstorms. I love watching people argue.

Jul 02, 2012 at 12:20AM EDT
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Sometimes I masturbate to the thought of people watching me shit on my counter and dissect it with toothpicks.

Jul 02, 2012 at 12:20AM EDT
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I registered for KYM, but I don’t actually help in any way around here.

Jul 02, 2012 at 12:35AM EDT

I refill toothpicks at restaurants as a hobby. Apparently some guy named “Kasey R. Kay” has been using a lot of them at my local one.

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Jul 02, 2012 at 12:35AM EDT
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Apparently, I can’t clean a motherfucking counter without someone shitting on them and dissecting their shit with tooth picks.

Jul 02, 2012 at 02:37AM EDT
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Apparently, the people at my local restaurant are nice enough to leave chocolate on the counter for me, but it’s always got toothpicks stuck in it.

Jul 02, 2012 at 08:36AM EDT
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I investigate the brutal series of “shit murders” that occur at restaurant counters.

Jul 02, 2012 at 12:37PM EDT
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im an ex sex addict…for real…was reaaaally bad at one point…

Jul 02, 2012 at 02:21PM EDT
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Whenever I think of something cool or epic, I tend to walk around the room I’m in. I’m not sure why.

Jul 02, 2012 at 05:45PM EDT

William Schnell wrote:

Whenever I think of something cool or epic, I tend to walk around the room I’m in. I’m not sure why.

I mildly do that at times.

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:00PM EDT
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William Schnell wrote:

Whenever I think of something cool or epic, I tend to walk around the room I’m in. I’m not sure why.

You’re thought-pacing. I do that too.

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:06PM EDT
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Instead of making a small laugh, I oftentimes make a small “ts” sound. I was made fun of that until I pointed out other people do it too (though clearly not as often as I do).

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:10PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Instead of making a small laugh, I oftentimes make a small “ts” sound. I was made fun of that until I pointed out other people do it too (though clearly not as often as I do).

I DO THAT TOO

YOU GUYS STOP BEING LIKE ME

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:14PM EDT
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William Schnell wrote:

Whenever I think of something cool or epic, I tend to walk around the room I’m in. I’m not sure why.

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:25PM EDT
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I have a tendency to pick, fiddle, or chew on things when I’m in a uncomfortable situation, thinking or bored. Like, I use to open and close the battery slot on our controllers, or chew on my head phones or picks at zits or scabs.

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:30PM EDT
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Ric Tesla wrote:

I walk or stand on my tip-toes to concentrate.
(I have been doing this most of my life and if I don’t stop it my feet will be messed up, also its one of the symptoms of my aspergers, so of course I’ll do something weird like that).

I also do that, but to a greater extent that i do it all the time, not just when im concentrating

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:33PM EDT
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Calkarot wrote:

I also do that, but to a greater extent that i do it all the time, not just when im concentrating

Yeah, I guess I do it all the time as well besides concentrating because my dad always tell me to get off my toes when I walk. I don’t normally concentrate when I walk. Or who knows I like to concentrate all the time, once I think about it.

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:36PM EDT
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I dig through people’s garbage in the hopes of finding shit covered toothpicks.

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:39PM EDT

I count buttons on remotes and am bothered when the button total doesn’t equal a number divisible by 3, 4, or 5.

Jul 02, 2012 at 06:47PM EDT
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My fingernails must be perfectly clean at all times. The rest of my body can be as dirty as it wants but fingernails shall not!

Jul 02, 2012 at 07:31PM EDT
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I’m American, yet I spell things the “British way.”
(i.e. behaviour, favourite, foetus, aesthetic, etc.)

Jul 02, 2012 at 07:55PM EDT
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@Alejandro

We call it the “Correct way”. Remember to use those u’s: Armour, colour, favour

But I spell the American way here on this forum just for you guys.

Jul 02, 2012 at 08:10PM EDT
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Alejandro wrote:

I’m American, yet I spell things the “British way.”
(i.e. behaviour, favourite, foetus, aesthetic, etc.)

Don’t forget to replace Z’s with S’s.

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Jul 02, 2012 at 08:20PM EDT
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Everytime I find that someone has dug through my garbage, I shit in my neighbors garbage.

Jul 02, 2012 at 08:53PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Alejandro

We call it the “Correct way”. Remember to use those u’s: Armour, colour, favour

But I spell the American way here on this forum just for you guys.

“Correct way”? More like outdated way.

USA!

Jul 02, 2012 at 08:58PM EDT
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I debate which lighter to use my only flint in. (Tiny red thing is the flint)

Jul 02, 2012 at 09:10PM EDT
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Whenever someone shits in my garbage, I throw an egg at a random person.

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Jul 02, 2012 at 09:18PM EDT

When in a car, I blink whenever the windshield wiper passes over the dashed road markings.

I can’t stop myself.

Jul 02, 2012 at 09:48PM EDT
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I spy on people shitting on their counters and picking at it. then i go and buy a hamster to eat.

Jul 02, 2012 at 10:30PM EDT
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I spy on people who shit dissected hamsters onto counters.

Jul 02, 2012 at 10:31PM EDT
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I sell hamsters to people no questions asked.

Jul 02, 2012 at 10:46PM EDT

I write anonymous love letters to the shit dissecting man whom I watch nearly every day, but I’m too embarrassed to send them so I just shit on his lawn and sit in his shrubbery waiting fir him to come outside and dissect it.

Jul 02, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT
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I mow my neighbor’s lawn for extra cash and I keep finding panda feces.
My neighbor doesn’t own a panda.
I think it’s a waste to throw it away so I take it to local restaurants and place it on the counters.

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Jul 02, 2012 at 11:06PM EDT

I dissect my shit and report my findings to the National Association of Fecal studies for some extra dough to pay for all the lawn mowings I have to get because someone keeps dumping manure on my lawn.

Jul 02, 2012 at 11:25PM EDT
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I tend to wonder what shittier job then a Fecal scientist as I exam the shit that has been given as evidence “Yep, it’s shit” as I talk to myself. “But why are the toothpicks are made of walnut?” so I take the tooth picks and research of how many brands of wood tooth picks they comes in.

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Jul 02, 2012 at 11:56PM EDT
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RocketPropelledPanda wrote:

I write anonymous love letters to the shit dissecting man whom I watch nearly every day, but I’m too embarrassed to send them so I just shit on his lawn and sit in his shrubbery waiting fir him to come outside and dissect it.

Kaisrkae is a girl.

Jul 02, 2012 at 11:58PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

I actively tweet.

And double-post

Jul 03, 2012 at 12:02AM EDT
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