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Oh lookie here, a new planet. What is its name?
[[This is more interactive. I promise, guys.]]

Giant ball of evil in the sky.

THIS IS AURIAL, HOME OF THE TIKIKITKIKITKIANS.

HtraeartH

Htohtos-goy

Oh come on, you're gonna have to do better than that.
[[I gotta go to bed now. More tomorrow.]]

Torjifis.

(Pronounced Torr-jiff-iss)

Narnia.

Etalernia.

Alagonia

(Allah-goin-ie-uh)

LOGAP

Land Of Gas And Poison

Penisinep

Trufflehoney

Muhn.

fsjal

Uhluhtcthulhu

UrButts

Bob.

……..

Titan A.E. kicked ass.

KnowYourMeme.

No wait, thats a horrible name.

Planet.

Gias 12

The TikiBar

myerectpenisineptcereym

Wow, you guys are terrible at this. Listen, how about I just name everything and you can do the other stuff, okay?

There, that will do.
The planet's name is TRIONFI.
Let's see what's going on at the surface, shall we?

What are you zooming at, is there something I'm supposed to see?

IT'S MY ERECT NIPPLES

It's a dolphin.

…as we zoom in even closer.

Zoom

Enhance

THERE'S THE CULPRIT!

Here, we see a conveniently placed main character in his room.
Since you lot aren't good at naming people, I will decide what he is called.
Your name is PSALTEN MISERO.
What will you do?

Grow arms, then paint the room purple polka dots
Waaaaait a sec, is this homestuck related!?

Rinse, fap, and repeat.

You spawn in your trusty ARMS. Always helpful to have another pair of appendages on your, er, hands.
Now what?

Now I shall find the Key to the Silver Door. The numbers on the wall are the numbers of the twenty and two keepers, who speak a secret. All the secrets together tell the location of the Key. I shall go to the keepers, though I must travel through many worlds and battle the twenty and two dark beasts along the way. I cannot do so difficult a task alone, I must find allies along the way, allies willing to join the search for the Silver Door, the door to eternity, the gateway to unlimited knowledge. And knowledge is power, so they say.

The numbers beckon to you.
Whom will you select?

69

Number 0

You already were 0. Choose someone else.

Number 2

3 penis

21

Dude, you're either zooming in to an ocean or a gas formation, not the surface. The surface is a few notches to the right.

That's a great idea, Notch lives there! It's where he got inspiration for Minecraft, amirite?

22

Simply pick number 1. The obvious choice.

And switching characters so suddenly (and rudely at that), you come upon a young girl.
Her name is ADELAIDE FRUGES, and she appears to be RATHER HIGH CLASS.
Now what?

Grab the wand, then test what it does

You pick up your trusty SCEPTER OF ULTIMATE POWER. It supposedly has some sort of control of an ULTIMATE POWER, but you have no idea which one or how to use it. Mostly you just hit people in the head with it and that does just nicely.

>look at the multicolored numbers