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Hello, Good Sir. Have you accepted the Almighty Machine God into your life yet?

Last posted Jul 15, 2012 at 12:50PM EDT. Added Jul 12, 2012 at 09:45PM EDT
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If not then I welcome you to join the Cult Mechanicus or the Cult of Machines, if your not sure what that means. We will welcome you with open arms!

And teach you all that is need to be know! Heck, well even turn you into Tech Priest!And if you don’t except us… Well you can go and die as the lower life form that you are, no offense!

Well… Wha’da ya say? We have cookies.

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

I have trained for this day!

Heresy! blam

Omnissiah himself sanctions the work of the Adeptus Mechanicus and the Machine God.

Shut your disgusting meat flaps.

I’m not your son, Mr. Hobo. I’m very angry that you would call me your “son”. Your not even a devoted Tech Priest, so your claim to calling me your son is… stupid. OH YEAH, I WENT THERE.

Mexx Android wrote:

I’m not your son, Mr. Hobo. I’m very angry that you would call me your “son”. Your not even a devoted Tech Priest, so your claim to calling me your son is… stupid. OH YEAH, I WENT THERE.

You’re not my son anymore….you’re a monster! You’ve changed son…you’ve changed so much…

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Do I get robo-parts?

I want a mechanical dick.

Uh…Odd Request.
But yes, you may have a mechanical “dick”.
Would you like a drill?

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Do I get robo-parts?

I want a mechanical dick.

Ah, I see you seek Holy Augmentations to bring the fresh closer to the machine god. A noble endeavour, I myself have received numerous augmentations over the years and am quite at one with the Omnissiah.

Last edited Jul 15, 2012 at 12:22PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Uh…Odd Request.
But yes, you may have a mechanical “dick”.
Would you like a drill?

Nah, I’m looking for something more…classy.

I wanna leave ’em wanting to come back again, not leave them with internal vagina scars.

Skeletor-sm

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