Punched my cat?, wrong move, faggot
First I park my car, then I fuck his bitch, then shit gets real. I take the 48 inch pole, shove it all the way up his cat punching ass through his mouth. He’s screaming, like a bitch. I say some clever ass fucking shit like, I CAN’T HEAR YOU WITH THAT POLE IN YOUR ASS HOLE, FAAAAGGGOT.
Are you ready for this? Because it’s time for some technical shit
I tape up the bottom of the 48 inch pole (the part coming out of his fagget asshole). Then I light the 12 bamboo sticks on fire, I drop them down the hole of the metal I haven’t sealed shut (the side with his motherfucking cock sucking fagget mouth) Now we have a the bamboo torches sitting in the metal pole, slowly and excruciatingly heating up the pole. At first it burns his insides, I am currently putting his FAGGOT BITCH COCK into the power outlet to work as a handmade defibrillator, keeping him barely alive. The pole now melts into his body (It’s been like 10 years).
THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT H8TR BIIITCH, WHILE YOUR FAGGET ASS IS SAYING UNCREATIVE SHIT I’M CHANGING THE TORTURE GAME
I now have a ass ton of hot glue, so I sit around thinking what the fuck am I suss posed to do with this. By now my cat is full grown, get ready for some m. night shamala level twist
MY CAT IS A MOTHER FUCKING QUEER BASHING COUGAR
But not like a cougar like your MOM, like a puma, that fucks little kids and all the perks.
So while I’m Defibulating this dudes pencil dick I turn to my puma and psychopathically say to him.
chop this phaggggggggot up
My puma agrees in george lopez’s voice. The dude gets chopped up. I use the super glue to glue him back together, mixed and matched of course. By now the police have busted in and said “your under arrest for murder because were faggots ADuuurRR” Then I was like “He punch my cat” and they were like “Oh, your fine then.” then I was like “so get the fuck out of my domicile” and they were all sucking my dick and I was all fucking there hot vaginas. My cat even joined in and started fucking them with his puma dick. Then everyone jizzed the end
EXCEPT FUCKING NOT, seriously phaggots, there is way more to the fucking story, stop fucking doubting me, i will fucking stab you, for real. like, fucking, FOR REAL. Seriously, faggot, I know where you fucking live
He’s dead now. WHAT WILL I DO. Phych fraggogot, Am I princess cel*ass*tia, cause I fucking gotcha_, cause I already know what to do. I Fullmetal Alchemist soul bondPage this dude to his mixed up body. Since he’s just a soul attached to that glued body now, he can’t die.
So I publish this as the greatest piece of art ever. Like seriously, it’s so fucking good My puma fucks the moan e liza with his puma cock
So I make like a sextillion dollars/yen/prussianfrank/whogivesashit/mypumagivesashitallthetime.
Than this bitch is like. “Please donate your money to cancer and world peace and all this energy shit ADuuuUR ImFuCkInGAdUmB CUNT” So I’m all “No bitch” and I slap her into the kitchen.
Then she rides my puma’s fat puma fucking cock (whilst I’m riding my puma) in till she splits in half and gets every one in the art museum covered in puma cum. Then I make another 69-agillion dollhiars for being the greatest artist of all time and making another great piece.
So I take this Ass load of puma jizz stack of cash and donate it to the “STOP FAGGOTS FROM PUNCHING CATS TOMARROW, TOMMAROW: FOUNDATION”
Yeah bitch thats right. Your sitting there sucking your own dick and I’m making a fucking difference