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The Limerick Thread

Last posted Aug 02, 2012 at 03:19AM EDT. Added Jul 31, 2012 at 02:16PM EDT
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An ode to prospective members:

Advice Dog and spinoffs galore
YTPs, MADs, and much more
Perhaps this sounds crazy
But join our site, maybe?
We promise you’ll never be bored.


ITT: Post your own limericks! Or ones you steal from other people!

Jul 31, 2012 at 02:16PM EDT
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There once was a user named Owens
Who couldn’t think of anything that rhymed with Owens.
He raked his brain,
And found not a grain
Of anything that rhymed with Owens.

Jul 31, 2012 at 02:31PM EDT

Nigga nigga nigga
Nigga nigga nigga
I’m 100% nigga
I’m 200% nigga
Nigga nigga nigga

Jul 31, 2012 at 02:49PM EDT
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There once was a man who couldn’t rap.
But he knew the art of fap.
He made one false tug.
Now its all over the rug.
And his mom is gonna give him a bitch slap.

Jul 31, 2012 at 02:58PM EDT
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all these BNMs be messin wit deadpool
we the KYM army, we pity these fools
9-fuckin-fags don’t know about memes
Tryin to force milhouse? in your dreams
fuck the police, mang we so cool

^ this shit has no flow, oh well (read it in an eazy-e style rap voice)

Last edited Jul 31, 2012 at 03:13PM EDT
Jul 31, 2012 at 03:09PM EDT
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Obligatory (and because I lack creativity):
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who’s dick was so long he could suck it.
As he wiped off his chin,
He said with a grin;
“If my ear was a vag, I would fuck it”

Jul 31, 2012 at 11:17PM EDT
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This was made by a man named RF,
And though it lacks rhymes that are deft,
At least it’s not DAFT,
’Cause it would read like a map,
So enjoy my new limerick set.

Jul 31, 2012 at 11:30PM EDT
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For the Internet
I will sit in the summer
Lazy I am now

Oh wait, that’s haiku.

Last edited Aug 01, 2012 at 04:47AM EDT
Aug 01, 2012 at 04:46AM EDT

There once was a Pokemon master
Who does what you do, only faster
From starters to badges,
He wins all the matches,
For Gary Oak oozes with swagger.

Aug 01, 2012 at 09:18PM EDT
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There one was a man named mex
Who could draw and type out text
But one day he was in the blue
So he had then ate his shoe
But he realized that this does taste like poo

Aug 01, 2012 at 09:21PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

There one was a man named mex
Who could draw and type out text
But one day he was in the blue
So he had then ate his shoe
But he realized that this does taste like poo

Aug 01, 2012 at 09:45PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

There one was a man named mex
Who could draw and type out text
But one day he was in the blue
So he had then ate his shoe
But he realized that this does taste like poo

Aug 01, 2012 at 09:57PM EDT
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I knew a man named seal
Who often ate dicks as a meal
He munched them all day
And users would say
Man that guy keeps it real

Last edited Aug 01, 2012 at 10:02PM EDT
Aug 01, 2012 at 09:59PM EDT

Chris and Mister J love to “unite”
For extra fun they often add Cite
But as fun as it might be
They got an STD
Guess this was the some bite

Last edited Aug 01, 2012 at 10:27PM EDT
Aug 01, 2012 at 10:19PM EDT
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Alejandro shares Fluttershy’s sadness
Which is caused by RandomMan’s swagness
Since she’s Angel’s bitch
And he and Random’s lives switched
Then all four are involved in this madness

Aug 01, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT
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I’ll see your limericks and raise you a sonnet:

In an internet full of mysteries,
So many memes! How many can there be?
There’s a site that bravely documents these,
And lays them out for all people to see.
“Now what is this site?” you probably think.
Well, in this poem you will surely find out.
This site, Know Your Meme, puts them down in ink.
So you can know them all with little doubt.
From all the darkest corners of the net,
4chan, Reddit, Tumblr, and others, too.
If it’s good it will be confirmed, you bet.
If not, Deadpool will come to visit you.
And though many users will ignore ’em,
You ought to come and check out the forums!

Last edited Aug 01, 2012 at 11:10PM EDT
Aug 01, 2012 at 11:05PM EDT
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Alejandro was shipped with himself
As his fanfics fell off of the shelf
He dropped his spaghetti
My body was ready
And Kalmo danced around like an elf

Last edited Aug 01, 2012 at 11:09PM EDT
Aug 01, 2012 at 11:06PM EDT

You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
Balbo Biggins!
Bablo Bravins!
Barble Bapkins!
Basbo Bibbins!
Bulbo Buttons!"

Aug 01, 2012 at 11:16PM EDT
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Today the postman came
The emotion I felt was shame
He gave me my mail
My legs started to fail
“With dragon dildos you’ll feel the flame”

Last edited Aug 01, 2012 at 11:21PM EDT
Aug 01, 2012 at 11:21PM EDT

We all know the day you and KYM met.
Laughing and crying and sometimes page get.
But the shipping thread holds no fear.
As it’s posters only want one thing to hear.
The new member saying: “Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed?”

Aug 01, 2012 at 11:40PM EDT
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DOT DOT DOT wrote:

I knew a man named seal
Who often ate dicks as a meal
He munched them all day
And users would say
Man that guy keeps it real

Hell yeah.

Aug 02, 2012 at 03:19AM EDT
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