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Hurt/Heal 9: The How Can This Still Be Interesting (the reboot)

Last posted Aug 15, 2012 at 04:40PM EDT. Added Aug 01, 2012 at 11:31PM EDT
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Made a new thread because we royally fucked up the last one.
Here are the combatants:
Gamzee Makara: 15
Eridan Ampora: 15
Andrew Hussie: 15
Red Forman: 15
Miles Edgeworth: 15
Yuri Lowell: 15
Wario: 15
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: 15
Nappa: 15
Freddie Mercury: 15
Megatron: 15
Lu Bu: 15
Travis Touchdown: 15
Asura: 15
Nightmare: 15 (IDK if it’s kirby or soul calibur)
Kirby: 15
Kaita Managan: 15
Watson (The robot on jeopardy.): 15
Alex Trebek: 15
Captain Kirk : 15 (FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT)
Rules are simple, Heal one character, Hurt another. EVERY 2 HOURS. Once there are 5 characters left, It goes into sudden death mode. In sudden death mode, you can only hurt characters , but now you hurt once an hour. The last character standing is the winner.

Last edited Aug 01, 2012 at 11:34PM EDT
Aug 01, 2012 at 11:31PM EDT
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Heal Ezio
Hurt Lu Bu

If there’s a character I have never heard of I attack it.

Aug 01, 2012 at 11:48PM EDT
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Hurt Wario
Heal Watson

Aug 01, 2012 at 11:54PM EDT

Heal Yuri Lowell
Hurt Lu Bu with an Azure Edge!
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There is a 2 hour time limit between votes until sudden death, when there is only 1.

Also, note: If you are found to be cheating via using an alternate account to double your votes, You will be banned from this game and all of your votes will be reverted

Last edited Aug 02, 2012 at 12:03AM EDT
Aug 02, 2012 at 12:00AM EDT
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Oh man, so many good choices…Freddy Mercury…Megatron…Kirk…Gamzee…Nappa

But in the end my inner Star Trek fan says: KIRK!

Heal Kirk
Hurt Lu Bu, whoever the hell that is.

Aug 02, 2012 at 01:51AM EDT
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Heal Hussie by telling him that he needs to kill off all the characters in homestuck
Hurt Eridan by telling him he’ll never fill any of his quadrants.

Aug 02, 2012 at 03:33AM EDT

Hurt Megatron
Heal Ezio

Aug 02, 2012 at 11:31AM EDT

We do…but I’ll think of something when I’m not so tired right now. And who’s tracking the score?

Heal Kirk
Hurt Lu Bu

Aug 02, 2012 at 12:13PM EDT
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Miles Edegeworth finds incriminating evidence against Lu Bu and Wario and proceeds to convict the crap out of them. Ezio, Kirk, Yuri, and Asura think it looks fun and start kicking the poor men while they are down.

Meanwhile, everyone else lightly punches each other in a mode of Derp.

1. Miles Edgeworth: 19
2. Ezio Auditore da Firenze: 19
3. Captain Kirk : 19
4. Yuri Lowell: 17
5. Asura: 17
6. Red Forman: 16
7. Nappa: 16
8. Travis Touchdown: 16
9. Kaita Managan: 16
10. Gamzee Makara: 15
11. Andrew Hussie: 15
12. Freddie Mercury: 15
13. Nightmare: 15 (IDK if it’s kirby or soul calibur)
14. Kirby: 15
15. Watson (The robot on jeopardy.): 15
16. Alex Trebek: 15
17. Eridan Ampora: 14
18. Megatron: 14
19. Wario: 9
20. Lu Bu: 3

Last edited Aug 02, 2012 at 12:28PM EDT
Aug 02, 2012 at 12:15PM EDT
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Hurt Wario
Heal Red
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Now with pretty colours:

Gamzee Makara: 15
Eridan Ampora: 14
Andrew Hussie: 15
Red Forman: 17
Miles Edgeworth: 19
Yuri Lowell: 17
Wario: 8
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: 19
Nappa: 16
Freddie Mercury: 15
Megatron: 14
Lu Bu: 3
Travis Touchdown: 16
Asura: 17
Nightmare: 15
Kirby: 15
Kaita Managan: 16
Watson: 15
Alex Trebek: 15
Captain Kirk : 19

Last edited Aug 02, 2012 at 12:19PM EDT
Aug 02, 2012 at 12:15PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

Made a new thread because we royally fucked up the last one.
Here are the combatants:
Gamzee Makara: 15
Eridan Ampora: 15
Andrew Hussie: 15
Red Forman: 15
Miles Edgeworth: 15
Yuri Lowell: 15
Wario: 15
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: 15
Nappa: 15
Freddie Mercury: 15
Megatron: 15
Lu Bu: 15
Travis Touchdown: 15
Asura: 15
Nightmare: 15 (IDK if it’s kirby or soul calibur)
Kirby: 15
Kaita Managan: 15
Watson (The robot on jeopardy.): 15
Alex Trebek: 15
Captain Kirk : 15 (FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT)
Rules are simple, Heal one character, Hurt another. EVERY 2 HOURS. Once there are 5 characters left, It goes into sudden death mode. In sudden death mode, you can only hurt characters , but now you hurt once an hour. The last character standing is the winner.

Ah shit. I forgot to say that it’s the Nightmare from Soul Calibur. Please forgive me.

Aug 02, 2012 at 12:53PM EDT
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heal Nightmare
hurt Andrew Hussie

Aug 02, 2012 at 01:41PM EDT

Hussie inserts himself into the latest update. Wait a second, this isn’t Homestuck, this is CAD.
Hurt Hussie

Katia comes across a strangle lump of what appears to be some rotting meat. Starving and desperate, she ravenously devours it. “Ooh, my favourite,” she says. Human flesh.
Magicka restored
Heal Katia

Last edited Aug 02, 2012 at 02:25PM EDT
Aug 02, 2012 at 02:15PM EDT
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Asura notices Wario. It’s the battle of two deadly sins – Greed vs. Wrath.

Asura – You fat man. You not just stole mantra, you also stole our world’s money.
Wario – Oh,oh.

Asura summons his six arms and punches Wario a hundred times.

Heal Asura
Hurt Wario

Aug 02, 2012 at 02:31PM EDT
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Heal Gamzee by giving him a faygo.
Hurt Eridan by smacking him with his empty empty quadrants.

@Random
I didn’t want him to make the new thread but he didn’t listen to me and did i anyway.

Aug 02, 2012 at 04:45PM EDT

Heal Asura
KILL WARIO!!!

Activate Burst Mode by pressing RT
Hit Y perfectly on time
Asura hits Wario into outter space. Wario is sucked into a black hole and dies.

Aug 02, 2012 at 05:11PM EDT
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Hurt Megatron
Heal Trebek
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Gamzee Makara: 16
Eridan Ampora: 13
Andrew Hussie: 12
Red Forman: 18
Miles Edgeworth: 21
Yuri Lowell: 18
Wario: 0
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: 19
Nappa: 17
Freddie Mercury: 15
Megatron: 11
Lu Bu: 0
Travis Touchdown: 19
Asura: 19
Nightmare: 16
Kirby: 15
Kaita Managan: 17
Watson: 15
Alex Trebek: 17
Captain Kirk : 21

Last edited Aug 02, 2012 at 05:39PM EDT
Aug 02, 2012 at 05:38PM EDT
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