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Kipp's Writing Thread

Last posted Aug 15, 2012 at 05:53PM EDT. Added Aug 09, 2012 at 03:39PM EDT
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In this thread, I will write a short story, fanfic, poem, etc. Give me a request, then I will turn it into a wonderful piece of writing.

EDIT: If I skipped your’s, don’t worry. That will happen every once in a while. Feel free to request again.

Last edited Aug 09, 2012 at 04:01PM EDT

Alejandro, Notsocool, Megalolzers, Ann Hiro and Mexican were celebrating their birthday, then suddenly wild Teh Brawler appears and beam them to the mars… With Amnesia characters yelling “My leg”.. Yes..

Last edited Aug 09, 2012 at 03:59PM EDT

@Alejandro
Blinding Fun
by Kipp

Once upon a Thread, Alejandro and Notsocool threw a birthday party. Everybody in the KYM forums came. Seal, Katia, and Mex gave Alejandro and Notsocool a Statue of a Naked Gamzee. RandomMan gave them Kamina Glasses. Sting and RF gave them a random thread. And Natsuru and Suiseiseki gave them an Epic Ship(Alejandro x Notsocool).

Teh Brawler was late for the party. And he forgot his hat that protected his bald head. When he came, everyone thought that the Sun came. Every one was blinded by his shiny head. Alejandro and Notsocool eyes were protected by the Kamina Glasses that RandomMan gave them. They were not amused by Teh Brawler’s Solar Cranium. They want to kick him out but they realized that he was a Mod. They didn’t care and they kicked him out because he was blinding everyone.

Last edited Aug 09, 2012 at 04:01PM EDT

@Wotato
Fragile legs
by Kipp

Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those
Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those
Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those
Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those
Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those
Rev up those Rev up those Rev up those fryers Cause I sure am hungry for one… HELP! My leg!

Last edited Aug 09, 2012 at 04:06PM EDT

Kipp wrote:

@Alejandro
Blinding Fun
by Kipp

Once upon a Thread, Alejandro and Notsocool threw a birthday party. Everybody in the KYM forums came. Seal, Katia, and Mex gave Alejandro and Notsocool a Statue of a Naked Gamzee. RandomMan gave them Kamina Glasses. Sting and RF gave them a random thread. And Natsuru and Suiseiseki gave them an Epic Ship(Alejandro x Notsocool).

Teh Brawler was late for the party. And he forgot his hat that protected his bald head. When he came, everyone thought that the Sun came. Every one was blinded by his shiny head. Alejandro and Notsocool eyes were protected by the Kamina Glasses that RandomMan gave them. They were not amused by Teh Brawler’s Solar Cranium. They want to kick him out but they realized that he was a Mod. They didn’t care and they kicked him out because he was blinding everyone.

I’ll admit
I teared up a bit
;_;

Cirno wrote:

Forgot my other request. Mega, Alejandro and I play Amnesia together and me and Alejandro get scared cause we’re both pussies.

>Requesting a story about being scared
>Not making me the pussy
>Mfw

@Cirno
Thrilling Game
by Kipp

Cirno found a Custom Multiplayer Game for Amnesia. He asked Mega and Alejandro to play with him. Alejandro said, “Now way, man. I had already pissed my pants in the last game.” Cirno tried to find was of convince him. He bought him a Fluttershy plushie. Alejandro said “Fine… but If i crapped my pants, I will punch you in the sack.”

There they were. Cirno, Mega, and Alejandro playing Amnesia. Mega doesn’t care because he had played Amnesia 5 times. Then Cirno realized that this is no ordinary Custom Game. Its the KYM Version of it. Then a wild Ann Hiro Brute Appeared. Cirno was panicking. Alejandro was screaming like a little girl. And Mega was not giving a fuck. They finally chased Ann off, But they entered the water part…

To be Continued…

Kipp wrote:

@Cirno
Thrilling Game
by Kipp

Cirno found a Custom Multiplayer Game for Amnesia. He asked Mega and Alejandro to play with him. Alejandro said, “Now way, man. I had already pissed my pants in the last game.” Cirno tried to find was of convince him. He bought him a Fluttershy plushie. Alejandro said “Fine… but If i crapped my pants, I will punch you in the sack.”

There they were. Cirno, Mega, and Alejandro playing Amnesia. Mega doesn’t care because he had played Amnesia 5 times. Then Cirno realized that this is no ordinary Custom Game. Its the KYM Version of it. Then a wild Ann Hiro Brute Appeared. Cirno was panicking. Alejandro was screaming like a little girl. And Mega was not giving a fuck. They finally chased Ann off, But they entered the water part…

To be Continued…


FINISH THIS WONDERFUL MASTERPIECE.

Spine-Chilling Game
By Kipp

As They Entered the Water Part, Cirno and Alejandro stand on something that doesn’t touch the water. While Mega suspiciously thought of a plan. Then a Wild DoctorHobo Water monster appear.
Cirno and Alejandro started screaming at the top of their lungs. Mega threw a crate with Katia imprinted on it. It nagged at the Water Monster. Mega strolled through the water and ordered “C’mon guys! The coast is clear. You can go right through.”

As they left the Water Part. Cirno suggested “This keeps fucking me up. Let’s just skip to the end. Shall we?” Alejandro agrees. Mega did not give a fuck again. Cirno types a code to the Console that bring you to the Boss…

To be Continued…

Kipp wrote:

@Alejandro
Blinding Fun
by Kipp

Once upon a Thread, Alejandro and Notsocool threw a birthday party. Everybody in the KYM forums came. Seal, Katia, and Mex gave Alejandro and Notsocool a Statue of a Naked Gamzee. RandomMan gave them Kamina Glasses. Sting and RF gave them a random thread. And Natsuru and Suiseiseki gave them an Epic Ship(Alejandro x Notsocool).

Teh Brawler was late for the party. And he forgot his hat that protected his bald head. When he came, everyone thought that the Sun came. Every one was blinded by his shiny head. Alejandro and Notsocool eyes were protected by the Kamina Glasses that RandomMan gave them. They were not amused by Teh Brawler’s Solar Cranium. They want to kick him out but they realized that he was a Mod. They didn’t care and they kicked him out because he was blinding everyone.

Write a story about how you came to KYM and everyone was so happy that you weren’t a terrible user that they threw a surprise party for you, but due to your heart condition you had a heart attack when everyone surprised you and you ended up being sent to a school for cripples.

I had an idea a while back for a little Mass Effect one shot hurt-comfort/romance fic.


Set during ME1, just after the mission on Virmire. Female Shepard, born on Mindoir, tested at Elysium. Very Paragon. Romanced Lieutenant Alenko, but he was left behind on Virmire when Shepard decided to rescue Captain Kirrahe and his STG unit.

Now, after the battle and en route to the Citadel, Doctor T’Soni decides to pay the Commander a visit in her quarters. Liara initially only intended to check on Shepard, make sure she was alright and still ready and able to take on Sovereign, Saren and the Geth. But it slowly becomes something more…


This little story shouldn’t go past the Normandy’s airlock and onto the Citadel. It should simply stay within Shepard’s quarters on the ship. But that’s just my idea, you can have it follow all the way to endorsing either Anderson or Udina for the Council seat if you want.

What I will absolutely not be happy about is if this little story is used as a simple excuse to have a simple lesbian sex scene. It goes without saying that this is more about the emotions of the characters and how they effect their interactions with each other than what they actually end up doing.

Also, the reason I say for this to be based around a female Colonist-War Hero Shepard is because I think that background makes this story have even more weight to it.

Reason I’m not doing it myself is because I’m just not that great a fanfic writer. I may have come up with and written a decent one on IGN’s Star Fox boards a few years back, but I think that in the time since, I’ve lost any writing talent I may have had. Otherwise, I’d have written this one myself already.

Last edited Aug 10, 2012 at 02:14PM EDT

@RPP
Kipp is actually Hisao
by Kipp

Everyone enjoyed Kipp. They loved his exciting stories. So they threw a grand, surprise party for him. Little did they know that he had a heart disease. Kipp didn’t knew that either, but he will find that out soon.

When he came back to his house, he opened the door…“SURPRISE!!” shouted the users in his house. Kipp attempts to grasp his chest but he fell unconscious instead. Having a coma for 6 months, he had finally woken up. The doctor reported to him that he had missed the half of the school year. He suggested that Kipp must repeat his curriculum to a new school. A boarding school that provides care for the people who has disabilities. He accepted.

Now he has to choose 5 girls to be his girlfriend.

@Nair
No Thanks. I don’t play Mass Effect. I only know a few characters.

Kipp wrote:

@RPP
Kipp is actually Hisao
by Kipp

Everyone enjoyed Kipp. They loved his exciting stories. So they threw a grand, surprise party for him. Little did they know that he had a heart disease. Kipp didn’t knew that either, but he will find that out soon.

When he came back to his house, he opened the door…“SURPRISE!!” shouted the users in his house. Kipp attempts to grasp his chest but he fell unconscious instead. Having a coma for 6 months, he had finally woken up. The doctor reported to him that he had missed the half of the school year. He suggested that Kipp must repeat his curriculum to a new school. A boarding school that provides care for the people who has disabilities. He accepted.

Now he has to choose 5 girls to be his girlfriend.

@Nair
No Thanks. I don’t play Mass Effect. I only know a few characters.

Now he has to choose 5 girls to be his girlfriend.
has to choose 5 girls to be his girlfriend.
5 girls to be his girlfriend.

You little pickle.. :)

Last edited Aug 10, 2012 at 03:10PM EDT

Kipp wrote:

Spine-Chilling Game
By Kipp

As They Entered the Water Part, Cirno and Alejandro stand on something that doesn’t touch the water. While Mega suspiciously thought of a plan. Then a Wild DoctorHobo Water monster appear.
Cirno and Alejandro started screaming at the top of their lungs. Mega threw a crate with Katia imprinted on it. It nagged at the Water Monster. Mega strolled through the water and ordered “C’mon guys! The coast is clear. You can go right through.”

As they left the Water Part. Cirno suggested “This keeps fucking me up. Let’s just skip to the end. Shall we?” Alejandro agrees. Mega did not give a fuck again. Cirno types a code to the Console that bring you to the Boss…

To be Continued…

I have a good feeling the Alejandro and I are going to be killed by barrels at the end…

Kipp wrote:

@RPP
Kipp is actually Hisao
by Kipp

Everyone enjoyed Kipp. They loved his exciting stories. So they threw a grand, surprise party for him. Little did they know that he had a heart disease. Kipp didn’t knew that either, but he will find that out soon.

When he came back to his house, he opened the door…“SURPRISE!!” shouted the users in his house. Kipp attempts to grasp his chest but he fell unconscious instead. Having a coma for 6 months, he had finally woken up. The doctor reported to him that he had missed the half of the school year. He suggested that Kipp must repeat his curriculum to a new school. A boarding school that provides care for the people who has disabilities. He accepted.

Now he has to choose 5 girls to be his girlfriend.

@Nair
No Thanks. I don’t play Mass Effect. I only know a few characters.

Skeletor-sm

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