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Hmm, I wonder if it still works?

Hold on a sec. Let me get out my old DOS.

And I'm back. Let's start this game, shall we?

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VOILA!! I'm actually quite impressed that it still works.

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Hmm, they were never that creative with names back then…

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Oh, this must be one of those old MUDs. Any takers?

I would like to participate.

An ASCII MUD? Awesome… Can we participate as any character we so desire…?

I'll participate

i'm in.

I'll join aswell.
Let me get my citrus and cat toys together..

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This looks interesting. Count me in.

Ooooh! Me too!

I will participate, my name will be "Natorg the Hungry".

<div class = "spoiler"> Actually, just call be Sting_Auer please :3

Damn I'm too late aren't I.

Darn those limited character slots…

This looked fun!

DAMN YOUR LIMITED CHARACTER SLOTS. Now i missed out on a chance to beat my robotic son for eating the last of the roscos fight all of you.

Maybe we can be hidden characters…?

:D

The first image…

Yes, the Penrose Stairs.

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It takes a while for this game to load. In the meantime, let's determine the turn length.

Do you want turn length to be…
- 2 hours?
- 4 hours?
- 6 hours?
- 8 hours?

If I miss a turn, assume the next turn begins and I will update when I get the chance.

Can I join too?

I thought Madcat entered before Luis. Anyways, let the turn length be 8 hours

Knowing the difference in timezones and other factors like school and work, 8 hours would be the fairest and can work out for everyone.

yeah, 8 hours is best. We need to be considerate towards foreign friends, after all…

No bias here, as I'm not taking part.

>8 Hours

I joined before Natsuru and Sting, as well. :|

Ah, my bad. I'll fix that.

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CITRUS OPENS CHEST 2

Mega opens Chest 1

>Sting looks through north door

==>Falcon: Attack citrus for contents of chest

>Examine the room

>Head for north door.

>Get ye flask

THROWS ALL CHEST CONTENTS AT FALCON
EXPECT FOR ORANGE (2)

Am I too late? Shit.

Sorry for slowness. I wasn't expecting to sleep for so long.

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·8·STING····LV00·0100/0100·$0000000···················[········]

>Go to the Chest I
>Pick up "Broadsword"

>Go to chest 2
>take sack of potatoes

I'd take one of the other things but I'm allergic to yeast.

>Get Katana Blade (I take it that it's just the blade, sans hilt?)
>Get Packet of Ramen (1) and Large Bun (1)
>Stick Katana Blade handle into Large Bun, fashioning Katana with Bun Hilt.

I have no idea if that's allowed, but if that bun's that stale it should work, right…?

>Take Golden Sword
>Take 1 pack of ramen and 1 large bun

I'm quite flexible, so yes.

>Take the Longsword with Broken Tip
>Take Vial of Falcon Punch

Can I be some kind of end game boss?

You'd have to be fairly significant to ask for a role like that.

CITRUS STARTS TO GO HIDE IN NORTH EAST CORNER WITH THE BALLISTIC KNIFE FROM CHEST 1

>go to chest one
>retrieve the knife
>go to chest two
>take a pack of ramen

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1:·YOU·HAVE·OBTAINED·A·BROADSWORD.······························
2:·YOU·HAVE·OBTAINED·KATANA·BLADE,·PACKET·OF·RAMEN,·LARGE·BUN.··
CONGRATULATIONS,·YOUR·QUICK·THINKING·GRANTS·YOU·A·BREAD-KATANA.·
3:·YOU·HAVE·OBTAINED·A·GOLDEN·SWORD,·PACKET·OF·RAMEN,·LARGE·BUN.
FALCON·IS·DROPPING·PACKETS.·····································
5:·YOU·HAVE·OBTAINED·A·BALLISTIC·KNIFE.·························
YOUR·PARANOIA·BEGINS·TO·SET·IN·AGAIN.·WHO·ARE·THESE·PEOPLE?!····
6:·YOU·ATTEMPT·TO·GRAB·A·KNIFE,·WHICH·ISN'T·THERE,·AND·A·PACKET·
OF·RAMEN,·WHICH·ISN'T·THERE.·YOU·MUST·BE·THE·INVISIBLE·ITEMS····
MASTER.·SHARE·WITH·ME·YOUR·SECRETS...···························
7:·YOU·HAVE·OBTAINED·LONGSWORD,·VIAL·OF·FALCON·PUNCH.···········
8:·YOU·TAKE·THE·POTATO·SACK.·YOU·REMEMBER·YOUR·MOTHER'S·ADVICE:·
"AVOID·THE·BLADES.·THEY·MAY·BE·COATED·IN·DEADLY·YEAST."·········
YOU·START·TO·WONDER·IF·YOUR·MOTHER·WAS·OFF·HER·MEDS·AT·THE·TIME.
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·#·NAME·····LEVL···HP/··MP····MONEY·STATUS1··STATUS2···SPECIAL··
·1·MEXICAN··LV00··100/·100·$······0···················[········]
·2·PATRICK··LV00··100/·100·$······0···················[········]
·3·LOLZORS··LV00··100/·100·$······0···················[········]
·4·FALCON···LV00··100/·100·$······0···················[········]
·5·CITRUS···LV00···99/·100·$······0···················[········]
·6·MADCAT···LV00··100/·100·$······0···················[········]
·7·NATSURU··LV00··100/·100·$······0···················[········]
·8·STING····LV00··100/·100·$······0···················[········]

>rub 2 potatoes together

>Use resulting flame to see what was making the scuttling in the north room

>grab both small daggers
>wonder how all 4 packets of ramen are gone when only two were taken

>Comfort Citrus with a pat on the back and anything else he may need.

ANYTHING.

>Grab Halberd
>Grab Canteen
>Try to persuade Natsuru to trade the canteen for the falcon punch

I thought someone was going to bring up pokemon and act like it's some sort of ancient gem.

i would rip my hair out if one did.