Aside the video, have you ever had a similar “accident”? like these ones?
When I accidentally put something like iodine or mentholatum ointment on my toothbrush. they’re in the same bin as my toothpaste
I accidentally our refrigerator door once.
I was camping a few years ago, and I spilled hot candle wax on my hand. It hurt like all hell for a little while, but then it cooled and I was able to remove it.
I once stepped on a rake and close lined my nuts.
Just before I entered 5th grade, I was riding a scooter down driveways, when a car came out of nowhere. I bumped into it and was sent flying. Luckily I landed in grass, and the only injury I had was a spranged wrist.
I was once going down the steep hill that made up our driveway when I was just a child. I was on a skateboard sitting on my butt, legs drawn up to my chest. As I gained more and more speed, it quickly dawned on me that I was running out of driveway and nearing the backyard. Terrified that I would lose control on the grass and fall off, I found a preferable solution slamming my hands on the pavement to decrease my speed.
That was pretty stupid.
broke yer hands?
I was fighting with my brother and I got annoyed of him I locked the door on him. Then he started tackling it. After a minute or so, I decided to go unlock it. Unfortunately at that time I was going to, the door hinges snapped. The door and my 180 lbs. brother fell on me. We both had to pay to fix the door. Good times.
Just the other day, I clubbed myself on the head with a post driver. I must have a thick head, because I only bled some, didn’t even have to go to the ER.
One day i was messing around with a ball on a string with a ball at the other end and i kept hitting myself in the face with it.
El gavilán luchador wrote:
broke yer hands?
No, just ripped the skin off of my palms.
I was moving a refrigerator once and there was a full can of spray cheese on top of it that I didn’t notice until it fell down and hit me in the head.
I was cleaning my room last Saturday when my lil sister decided to run around the house with her toy car, she rushed into my room and hit me…it didn’t hurt i told her to stop and she left.
when i finished, i decided to go to the kitchen and when i give one step….i stepped in a lego piece and slipped, hitting my head on the floor…which also had a lego piece.
next time, don’t give lego toys to your brother or sisters…..it hurts
I went on a Dinosaur-meat only diet. Not only did it extinct the darn things, but I had stomach cramps for days and I pooped out an orange Pterodactyl.
One time I had my arm ripped off, my legs crushed, and my spine torn out. A minor setback.
@ dr coolface
so this is how you became an android
No.That’s how I was born.
Once I accidentally gumball eyes.
One day i literally slipped on a banana peel just to prove that they’re not slippery and i fell on my back. I layed down for a minute because i thought i broke something.
1. Slipped on crayons as a preschooler and hit my nose perfectly on my dresser. 3 hour bloody nose.
2. Longboarding a while back and went to turn going ~20mph and didn’t make it. I boarded into the mud going 20 and it sent me flying, into a pine tree. I looked like an asshole going into big five with multiple scrape and ripped pants going to clean up. Ps I’m not a total idiot on my board it was a tight turn (tighter than a nun’s vagina) and on a narrow path, not just open road
in elementary, I was late 5 minutes coming back to class from lunch break,
My teacher yelled the shit out of me, and then I the whole classroom
I was mowing the lawn yesterday with the bag off, and neglected to pick up dog poop before mowing. I got shit sprayed all over my legs.http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/annoyed-facepalm-picard.png
Swinging on a chair and fell backwards into the corner of a wall. Blood everywhere trailing from my head. Was told to wait over the toilet while it clotted. Parents didn’t even call an ambulance. Showed off my awesome huge blood clot to teachers to get a few days off school.
When I was 16 I had an accident with my motorbike and I broke my leg.
I was lucky, considered I hitted my head and I forgot to wear my helmet.