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I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine (GAME)

Last posted Aug 28, 2012 at 07:24PM EDT. Added Aug 20, 2012 at 11:54AM EDT
110 posts from 35 users

One person says they can do the last person’s task, but only if somebody else does something for them. Then the next person does the same. (Says they can do the last task, but only on a different condition.)

An example of how this is played:
Poster 1: “I could give you a massage, if somebody would give me Half-Life 3.”
Poster 2: “I could give you Half-Life 3, if somebody would make it.”
Poster 3: “I could make Half-Life 3, if somebody would help me concentrate.”

I would start this game, if somebody could post something awesome…

Aug 20, 2012 at 11:54AM EDT
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I’d post something awesome if the bronies hadn’t ruined all of the awesome stuff someone could get one for me :3

Aug 20, 2012 at 12:00PM EDT
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I’ll get you a gif, if someone could make me a sammich.

Aug 20, 2012 at 12:03PM EDT

I could make you a sammich (lol) if you could get me in the kitchen.

Aug 20, 2012 at 12:12PM EDT

I’ll get you in the kitchen, if someone gives me a Gender-Changing Gun.

Last edited Aug 20, 2012 at 12:14PM EDT
Aug 20, 2012 at 12:14PM EDT

I could give you a Gender-Changing Gun, if someone gives me money.

Aug 20, 2012 at 12:17PM EDT
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I’ll give you money, if someone brings back beers.

Last edited Aug 20, 2012 at 12:26PM EDT
Aug 20, 2012 at 12:26PM EDT

I’d admit I secretly am one (were it not for the fact I semi-openly am one), but YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

Aug 20, 2012 at 12:54PM EDT
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I’d construct additional pylons if I had the raw materials to make them out of.

Aug 20, 2012 at 01:04PM EDT

I’ll kill the zerg that has the materials, if you get me “That Gun”

Aug 20, 2012 at 01:09PM EDT
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I’ll get you “That Gun” if you g carry me to my sofa

Aug 20, 2012 at 01:14PM EDT

I’ll give you arms, but only if you can bring Freddie Mercury back from the dead.

Aug 20, 2012 at 01:37PM EDT
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I’ll exchange yo some unlockables characters if someone takes off my shoes and takes off my belt.

Aug 20, 2012 at 01:59PM EDT

I would take off your shoes and belt, if someone ports the Mother series to the Virtual Console.

Aug 20, 2012 at 04:25PM EDT

I’ll get you that but first EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. I’m trying to enjoy my sandwich and beer!

Aug 20, 2012 at 04:32PM EDT

I’ll let you enjoy that Sandwich and Beer if you destroy that tank on MvM first.

Aug 20, 2012 at 04:33PM EDT
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I’ll destroy that tank on MvM if you give me something to destroy it with.

Aug 20, 2012 at 04:36PM EDT
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I’d buy the ammo, but I don’t have enough money.

Aug 20, 2012 at 05:55PM EDT

You can take my money, but shut up.

EDIT:Here’s the link in case you didn’t get the reference. inb4 WE’LL BAN EFRAIN AGAINNNNNN

Last edited Aug 20, 2012 at 06:10PM EDT
Aug 20, 2012 at 06:05PM EDT
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Here, have a cookie.

Now I need some diesel fuel for my tank.

Aug 20, 2012 at 06:08PM EDT

I’d get you some diesel fuel if you get me some orgleborgle extreme 9000

Aug 20, 2012 at 06:13PM EDT
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I’ll give you orgleborgle extreme 9000, but only is someone gives me some Falcon Punch.

Last edited Aug 20, 2012 at 06:23PM EDT
Aug 20, 2012 at 06:14PM EDT
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I’ll give you some Falcon Punch if you can manage to not get ninja’d.

Aug 20, 2012 at 06:15PM EDT

I’ll manage not to get ninja’d, only if you admit you are one.

Aug 20, 2012 at 06:17PM EDT
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Only if I know what I’m supposed to admit to being.

Aug 20, 2012 at 06:20PM EDT

Well, I can tell you, but only if you paint some flames on your tank. Flames make it go faster.

Aug 20, 2012 at 08:47PM EDT
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Does it count if I use dull tones to paint a flame pattern in camouflage colors? If it does, not happening.

Aug 20, 2012 at 09:05PM EDT

Pol I. Toed wrote:

Well, I can tell you, but only if you paint some flames on your tank. Flames make it go faster.

I’ll paint flames on my tank, if you get me a tank.

Aug 20, 2012 at 09:59PM EDT
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I could give you an oxygen tank if someone didn’t make it explode.

Aug 20, 2012 at 10:41PM EDT
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I could keep people from making the oxygen tank explode if you gave me a batch of shuriken.

Aug 20, 2012 at 11:22PM EDT

I’ll throw shurikens at you if you get me my hat back.

Aug 20, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT

I’ll give you my firstborn child if you lengthen the post-editing limit.

Aug 20, 2012 at 11:52PM EDT

I’ll lengthen the post-editing limit if you post me some DOGARS.

Aug 20, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT

I shall instruct you how to “Douglas”, if you get me a cup of tea, will you lad?

Last edited Aug 21, 2012 at 12:08AM EDT
Aug 21, 2012 at 12:06AM EDT
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I shall rustle you up a spot of tea if you’ll whip up some delectable scones.

Aug 21, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT
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